Either Felix or Noah Kulwin joined us to talk about fingering Einstein's brain, getting reverse roofied, finding lesbian Playboys, being in the Content Nuke and Tupac's cover of "Fly Me to the Moon" that was just him listening to it

We are making a movie starring all the actors who agree to everything and it will be called Soul Plane 2 and be written by The Lonely Island. We are also going to work for Tesla as the guys who choose custom sound alerts for the horn and it will scream like a peacock and we just have to send E-Lon some gift cards. Bright monitor gave me Adult Acquired Albinism at the blackpilled group home

John Cena turned heel in every aspect of his life including visiting dying children. Ahh Real Monsters are going to come out of the sewer and be washed so no one gets pinkeye. The new pope will be Jamaican inshallah and Epic Rap Battles of History aren't good anymore like they used to be. It was children's poop that powered the city.

We have some great prank ideas involving throwing milk on the ground and spraying fake poop out of a pressure washer and we plan to do them to the guy from Modest Mouse to help him yelp. Shrek has DEI eyes but the Yellow Pages are back and if your uncle gives you a box of them you can rip them in half page by page. My mom is going to Norway for missionary work giving lap dances to Laplanders.

Stefan (@boring_as_heck) joined us to discuss CraveCon the only convention in Galveston that features people reviewing Oreos in a rented Bentley, but not JoeysWorldTour, who was too famous but is now on dialysis in Tennessee. Buy your premade Manhattans now before Buttertooth Pinkeye Jimmy gets them all

🎼Romano Mussolini All-Stars - Yes, Boy

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RFK is bringing back the old meat that came from a seed in the ground and the old carnies who would suck your dick for half a frozen lemonade. Once we have bologna bumper crops car paint is in trouble. 13/9 is canine depreciation day and One Headlight is about getting sucked into the 2112 gang on the side of the road

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If your sandals have no traction in the snow put chains on the back and make sure the tread on the inside isn't worn down or you could get a ticket. You can save money by using Diddy Powder and mixing it with water instead of buying Diddy Oil when you want to live a lot all loving rocking night. Buy me stuff from Transformers 2 or you will regret it. Root Me Sheila and give me those Coheed slides that smell like Surstromming

We talked about some new products on the market like Liberal Tears the new energy drink harvested from caged liberals and the melanoma from Bob Marley's toe which you can hit off a dab nail. Sister cities are a racket. Jimi Hendrix died from inhaling unlit weed flower from the strain Purple Rain from an improperly rolled blunt and they tried to bury him on the moon and it was the Navajo who got mad not the Cherokee; sorry.

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We will teach you how to be a cool prison guard whether at the school of life or Prisneyland. Check out Amy Schumer Pregnant Movie starring Amy Schumer. There should be Rasta Muslims and a Notre Dame Prison Experiment and Marc Andreessen should give us money to make a VR game about having an expensive head or getting booty pregnant. Using a fan to turn the pages of a book is cheating

We learned that we are starting a Woke Peckerwood Tickle Gang that will be sent to El Salvador to make racists giggle until they give birth to a star. The government now is all Love Doctors. Buy HardCoin because the floor is hard and there is no rug to pull. Michael Jordan's secret stuff is Liquid Ass and he eats Solid Death and it comes out as Hot Runnings which takes place in Iceland. Woke woke

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