We dabbled in some numerology on this one and talked about the Dave and Buster's gambling app and Wavy Boats getting teens in trouble for littering and Samaritans and when America's Funniest Home Videos had a Nazi era and Joanne the Scammer getting in trouble for his sister looking at straight porn

We discussed $12,000 and debuted a new character the Rittenhouse Centrist and debated diarrhea vs thoughing up and trampoline vs water park and the bar where the whole thing is a pool and you can pee wherever and found out Justin Bieber is crying because he only speaks Hindi

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Live show June 16th https://www.theyardbeacon.com/toy-pizza-expo

We spilled some tea about someone spilling some pee on a couch in 2012 and before that we talked about the Long Island Medium and airplane pukers and JVN losing dogs and Maye Musk and Bill Gates robbing a train and how it would be cool to get paid to watch Louis CK masturbate all day so he leaves women alone

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Imagine a hole in your hand where you can hold a cigarette... and then imagine scalping deactivated hotel keycards, and Eve Barlow fighting off a bailiff so she can eat Amber Heard's pussy while she testifies against Bedward Scissorlegs... plus we talked about the bullcrap thieving crisis

We invented a game called Cop Simulator where you look at your phone and scroll through instagram and Kotaku couldnt decide if it was woke or not

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Topics discussed include wiping boogers on the Western Wall, making a glory hole in the Western Wall, IMVU, the Red Hot Chili Peppers predicting the future, MoDo, being a Ricky Martin is straight truther, who is the millennial Cheech and Chong

Song: David Bowie - Weeping Wall

We learned a lot about the anatomy of dolphins and how selective breeding works and blew the lid off Boeing assassinating a whistleblower by tricking him into having a horse fetish

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I hate how gendered Manwich is but I also hate how they named a comet after some broad... sorry for talking about the eclipse but it was only for a minute

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Live show tickets: https://www.theyardbeacon.com/toy-pizza-expo

We talked about doing the goatwave and how it would be cool to do the blowjob motion and the pussy eating V if you were an ex president at the inauguration and they put you on the inauguration Jumbotron that they have and how the guy in the drop seat in the UPS truck is your truck wife

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We decided that you should test your weather balloon on a cat before telling the coward Falcon to get in it and we talked about the 2003 East Coast blackout and spraying your sperm to Bruce Almighty and trending sandwiches

Live show tickets

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