When We Waffle

EPISODE FOUR
Clinton and Ramone attend a Nordic workshop to unleash their ‘inner Viking’, hosted by a man they both suspect is a neo Nazi. When Ramone accuses Clinton of disrespecting Taruak, Ramone claims the ancient Inuit is leaving Clinton to become his spirit guide instead. In a tit for tat measure, Clinton tries to steal Ramone’s spirit guide, Professor Stephen Hawking. Next up is another séance where Clinton hears from a spirit called Sam who wreaks havoc with his ex-husband in the audience.
Finally, our benevolent Clinton agrees to accompany a bride down the aisle, whilst channelling her dead father.



Clinton Baptiste ALEX LOWE

Thor KEITH WICKHAM
Karen SARAH THOM
PA Announcer HANNAH BOURNE
Karen SARAH THOM
Lord Hawley MICHAEL MALONEY
Sarah ALISON WARD
Mother of the bride KAREN LEWIS
Greg DAN SKINNER
Train Buffet Lady HANNAH BOURNE

With LEWIS MACLEOD as Ramone


WRITTEN BY ALEX LOWE and JOSH CLUDERAY
With additional material by Lewis Macleod
Incidental music by Glen Richardson
Artwork photo by Big Sounds Photography
Produced by Cornelius Mendez, for 11-29 Productions.
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EPISODE THREE
In an attempt to cash in on the huge market for spiritual paraphernalia, Clinton takes delivery of some incense candles. He and Ramone attend a new man workshop that goes awry and Clinton’s appeal to Lord Hawley to appear on the BBC 2 show falls on deaf ears. Clinton’s next seminar is interrupted by a man with some incredible news about a windfall. And the vagina lady, Lucinda takes a fancy to Ramone.

Clinton Baptiste ALEX LOWE

Beebee Hawley JOANNA SCANLAN
Jim CHRIS PAVLO
Diane HEATHER DUTTON
Council Official LEWIS MACLEOD
Noah Goodwin BEN HENLEY
Lucinda Brewley Hayes BELINDA STEWART-WILSON
Karen SARAH THOM
PA Announcer HANNAH BOURNE
Ray DAN SKINNER
Lord Hawley MICHAEL MALONEY
Mrs Shadwell KAREN LEWIS
Mr Shadwell KEITH WICKHAM

With LEWIS MACLEOD as Ramone


WRITTEN BY ALEX LOWE and JOSH CLUDERAY
With additional material by Lewis Macleod
Incidental music by Glen Richardson
Artwork photo by Big Sounds Photography
Produced by Cornelius Mendez, for 11-29 Productions.
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EPISODE TWO
Clinton and Ramone are questioned by a suspicious Beebee about a man seen lurking round the tepees the night before. Clinton shrugs it off as he gives his second “seminar”. It’s an audio visual presentation about his discovery of King Harold II’s body in Hastings.
When Lord Hawley reveals BBC2 are coming to film the final night of the festival, Clinton is now on a mission…..to get on the telly!
Meanwhile Ramone’s séance in the big tent goes disastrously wrong when a haunted glass on his Ouija board smacks an old lady in the front row square in her face.

Clinton Baptiste ALEX LOWE

Beebee Hawley JOANNA SCANLAN
Jim CHRIS PAVLO
Diane HEATHER DUTTON
Council Official LEWIS MACLEOD
Noah Goodwin BEN HENLEY
Lucinda Brewley Hayes BELINDA STEWART-WILSON
Karen SARAH THOM
PA Announcer HANNAH BOURNE
Ray DAN SKINNER
Lord Hawley MICHAEL MALONEY
Mrs Shadwell KAREN LEWIS
Mr Shadwell KEITH WICKHAM

With LEWIS MACLEOD as Ramone


WRITTEN BY ALEX LOWE and JOSH CLUDERAY
With additional material by Lewis Macleod
Incidental music by Glen Richardson
Artwork photo by Big Sounds Photography
Produced by Cornelius Mendez, for 11-29 Productions.
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EPISODE ONE
Clinton arrives onsite and stumbles into a ‘women only’ workshop.
He wastes no time ingratiating himself with Lord Hawley and his daughter; the no nonsense Beebee, but comes unstuck during a séance when he claims the Hawley’s estate was used as a brothel in the early 1800s. Things go from bad to worse when his arch rival Ramone arrives for the full five days and the two of them are forced to share a tepee.

Clinton Baptiste ALEX LOWE

Jason CORNELIUS MENDEZ
Carer JOSH CLUDERAY
PA Announcer HANNAH BOURNE
Lucinda Brewley Hayes BELINDA STEWART-WILSON
Lord Hawley MICHAEL MALONEY
Beebee Hawley JOANNA SCANLAN
Karen SARAH THOM
Prof. Judith Wyndham HEATHER DUTTON


With LEWIS MACLEOD as Ramone


WRITTEN BY ALEX LOWE and JOSH CLUDERAY
With additional material by Lewis Macleod
Incidental music by Glen Richardson
Artwork photo by Big Sounds Photography
Produced by Cornelius Mendez, for 11-29 Productions.
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Clinton is back with his otherworldly seasonal message in this very special one-off Christmas podcast.

We hear him take to the phones to speak to his adoring public, visiting our NHS heroes doing such sterling work this yuletide, he takes a trip to meet a lady who can psychically communicate with abandoned animals and then finally he pops into the spooky Gaiety Theatre in Ayr to chat to his old friend Ramone who is in appearing in panto
With Paul Garner, Alison Ward, Fred Ferenzi, Dan Skinner and Karen Lewis.
With Lewis Macleod as Ramone.
Starring Alex Lowe
Produced by Jonathan Cook for
HOBSONS PRODUCTIONS
With thanks to Peter Kay.

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For our final podcast of this series, Clinton goes straight to the phones to contact a World War Two officer.
Next, he makes great strides to faith-heal a man with a chronic bowel problem and then he gets all cultured and that, when he speaks to the head of the William Wordsworth Appreciation Society and finally yes, it’s the unexpected return of Ramone no less, for ……… a genuine exorcism. Terrifying!

With Dan Skinner, Max Carsley, Teresa Gallagher, Ian Masters, Heather Dutton
And featuring LEWIS MACLEOD as RAMONE.

Starring Alex Lowe
Produced by Jonathan Cook for HOBSONS PRODUCTIONS
With thanks to Peter Kay.

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In this very spiritual episode, Clinton is in the southern states of the US to display his extraordinary skills as a reiki healer feeler. He lays his special hands on an old man in an incredible attempt to cure the lame!
Clinton follows this by going to the phones again for more guidance and next he actually translates the word of the spirits when he tells us what a real preacher “speaking in tongues” is passing on to mankind.
Finally, it’s off to his psychic phone line again.

With Sarah Thom, Pippa Evans, Jack Kirwan, Heather Dutton, Mark Stobbart
And featuring HARRY SHEARER as PAUL.

Starring Alex Lowe
Produced by Jonathan Cook for HOBSONS PRODUCTIONS
With thanks to Peter Kay.

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Clinton is delighted to offer some encouragement to a so-called clairvoyant from overseas… with some fascinating results. This positive start is frankly ruined by some silly bint from the national health service.
Next, there is a mix up when a chap called ‘Clifford Baptist’ fails to advertise his services correctly and finally it’s back to the phones again to help a man who wants to contact his dear old dead mum.

With Nina Wadia, Vicki Pepperdine, Teresa Gallagher and Dan Skinner.

Starring Alex Lowe
Produced by Jonathan Cook for HOBSONS PRODUCTIONS
With thanks to Peter Kay.

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First up, we speak to a real white witch! Then, it’s the coup of all coups….when Clinton meets none other than Sir Ian McKellen! Finally, Clinton conjures up all his clairvoyant genius….not for the first time….to solve a real life crime!

With Lucy Montgomery, Paul Litchfield and Pippa Evans
And featuring LEWIS MACLEOD as SIR IAN

Starring Alex Lowe
Produced by Jonathan Cook for HOBSONS PRODUCTIONS
With thanks to Peter Kay.

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Clinton begins the show on the phones being challenging by some PC-mad head-in- the- clouds ‘no mark’ and then has to deal with a narrow-minded fella he strongly suspects he spoke to in series one.
Next Clinton takes us to Portsmouth harbour for a very scary encounter with the spirit of a real dead pirate who puts the sh*ts up some fragile millennial student types and finally Clinton is offered a wonderful opportunity in Las Vegas!

With Cariad Lloyd, Heather Dutton, Alison Ward, Dan Skinner, Mark Stobbart, Jack Kirwan
And featuring LEWIS MACLEOD as RAMONE and HARRY SHEARER as JOE CRONIN.

Starring Alex Lowe
Produced by Jonathan Cook for HOBSONS PRODUCTIONS
With thanks to Peter Kay.

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