Which Murderer?

In episode 13 Holly and Gemma cover AUSTRALIAN murders but can’t remember why. They discuss murderers Francesco Magione and Matthew Wales, make some strange noises, Gemma teaches Holly how to sell drugs from an ice cream van, Producer Craig re-enacts a death scene for us and Gemma’s murderer is the worst at covering up murder. Listen to find out Which Murderer we would rather kill us in Australia!

Editing was done by Holly late at night, while covered in chocolate cookie smears. Recording and production completed by Producer Craig who tries his very best to arrange the recording equipment in a way that pleases us. We re-arrange it when he’s not looking then complain to him about it. We think he uses a combination of chocolate chips, clothes pins and hand sanitiser to make the magic happen.

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In episode 12 Gemma and Holly get into a couple cases of MEDICAL MURDER. They discuss murdering nurses Roger Dean and Kristen Gilbert, Gemma has the plague and sings smelly cat and Holly judges names and expresses her hatred repeatedly desperate-women-nurse-murderers. Listen to find out Which Murderer we would rather take care of us in hospital!

Recording, editing and post production completed with our endless thanks and constant complaints, by Craig…..who edits everything he touches with a wink and a smile and a sigh. We think he uses a combination of toenail polish, donut holes and endless frog videos.

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In episode eleven Gemma and Holly cover two occult murderers: the OTO Cult (probably) murder of Howard Green and Carol Marron and Adolfo Jesus Constanzo….who all liked a good murder spell. They discuss how Holly’s mother wishes she was a better German, why you shouldn’t walk to Mexico for a night out, Holly refuses to disclose her age, and Gemma has the plague. Find out which occult murderer we would pick to knock us off out of the these terrible choices.

Holly edited this episode and still hates her own voice. Our cat yodeller Craig is responsible for the recording and production stuff. We think he uses a combination of carpet fluffs, flea powder and cupcake sprinkles to make it all happen. We make him sit in terrible places silently while we complain about the position of our many cushions.

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In episode 10 Gemma and Holly get really warm and don’t make much sense initially but then they delve into ROYAL MURDERS. They discuss the murder of the Earl of Erroll (mouthful to say) otherwise known as Josslyn Hay and the murder of King George V. There’s sex, drugs but not much rock and roll. We find out that Gemma’s story includes Holly’s Royal relative, discuss the excessive use of Royal titles, and debate the benefits of euthanasia. We also find out that Holly nearly died one time! Listen to find out Which Murderer we would rather royally kill us!

Recording, editing and post production completed by our Royal Jester and all round sound slave, Craig. We think he uses a combination of milkshake, hair conditioner and guitar strings to keep himself sane as dealing with us is… difficult.

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In episode nine Gemma and Holly cover two medieval murderers: Elizabeth Bathory the Blood Countess and Peter Stumpf the Werewolf of Bedburg….from the Medieval period. They discuss how to escape the stomach of a dead horse, why freezing to death is the worst, Holly solves religious warfare with ice cream, and the Medieval Period is repeatedly declared DUMB. Find out which ‘probably not a murderer but we will never know because Medieval times were dumb’ murderer we would pick to knock us off out of the these terrible choices.

Holly edited this episode and ruined everything. Our cat correspondent Craig is responsible for the recording and production stuff. We think he uses a combination of sewing needles, seagull feathers and lemon drops to make it all happen. We also made him change our mic positions thirteen times for this episode and then a single tear ran down his cheek.

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In episode eight Holly and Gemma cover two children who committed murder: James Arcene and Craig Price….the literal poster children for birth control. They talk about why kids are so difficult, the rules of murder club, Holly gives stabbing advice and how easily children fit through prison bars. Find out which underage murderer we would pick to knock us off out of the these terrible choices.

Our cat tickler Craig is responsible for the recording, production and editing stuff. We think he uses a combination of glue sticks, ground black pepper and abandoned hair ties to make it all happen. We also think he might be the next Dalai Llama.

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In episode seven Gemma and Holly cover two unsolved murders: the Black Dahlia (Elizabeth Short) and Vera Page....and basically solve them both through pure assumption and scientific guesswork. They talk about cute 1930's names, disturbing childhood memories, the pros and cons of being cut in half and projectile dog pooping. Find out which murderer we would pick to knock us off out of the these terrible unsolved choices.

Holly did the editing on this one – with one million wrong button pushes and absolute minimal skill. Our microphone bossy person and cat hypnotist Craig is responsible for the recording and production stuff. We think he uses a combination of soy sauce, stolen beard trimmings and grunts to make it all happen. We love him like a box of chocolates. But less, because chocolate.

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In episode 6 Holly and Gemma pull a two-parter to cover off cults, discuss their message from a murderer’s relative and contemplate the cults of Manson Family, as well as the People’s Temple.

They talk about the worst sunglass wearing phase of humankind, a very expensive STD treatment, muppet buses and screw up geography. Find out which cult we would have joined if we had to join a cult. Which we totally would.

Sound prophet Craig recorded, produced and edited this episode using his own special blend of repressed cat energy, hair elastics and cheese crackers. We still don’t pay him but we do gift him with our unprofessionalism on a regular basis.

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WARNING - Explicit language, content and themes (plus whatever else will cover us legally)

Recorded in a secret location somewhere in Scotland.

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In episode 6 Holly and Gemma pull a two-parter to cover off cults, discuss their message from a murderer’s relative and contemplate the cults of Manson Family, as well as the People’s Temple.

They talk about the worst sunglass wearing phase of humankind, a very expensive STD treatment, muppet buses and screw up geography. Find out which cult we would have joined if we had to join a cult. Which we totally would.

Sound prophet Craig recorded, produced and edited this episode using his own special blend of repressed cat energy, hair elastics and cheese crackers. We still don’t pay him but we do gift him with our unprofessionalism on a regular basis.

www.whichmurderer.com

WARNING - Explicit language, content and themes (plus whatever else will cover us legally)

Recorded in a secret location somewhere in Scotland.

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In episode five Gemma and Holly forget what a podcast is….and how to speak words from their word holes…..borrow a suggestion from Facepage, then cover Edinburgh murderers Ian Sutherland and Ernst Dumoulin.

They talk about the best places to pass out in a field in Edinburgh, debate the criminal justice system – AGAIN – sneeze, and chat through how snakes swallow people. Find out which UK murderer we would pick to knock us off out of the two terrible choices.

Holly is responsible for the questionable post-production and editing. Our sound dude Craig made the sound thing happen and kept the prick cat occupied during our session. They’ve officially bonded over their dysfunctional relationship dynamic.

www.whichmurderer.com

WARNING - Explicit language, content and themes (plus whatever else will cover us legally)

Recorded in a secret location somewhere in Scotland.

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