Wikishuffle

The first of our April special guest episodes, and joining us at Wikishuffle HQ is Scroobius Pip super-fan, cross stitcher extraordinaire, canaleer and all-round good egg Keith Clark.It takes us a while to get onto any actual Wikipedia articles because Keith is too busy embarrassing Jack and showering Chris with gifts. But we've got a real humdinger for you. Eventually. (Phil has a cold, so apologies for the Lemsip smell and tissues everywhere).

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We are one! 12-months of Wikishuffle firmly under our belts, and nobody can take that away from us.And how better to celebrate this momentous occasion than with a sincere apology for a past digression. We're very sorry for lying to you, it was not our intent to deceive.PLUS! Some in-studio ballet. Some boot-scootin' country music and Jack treats us all to another dramatic reading reading. Dig in and knuckle down - it's time for Wikishuffle episode 64.

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Lara Croft: She's just a single busty archaeologist living alone in a musty old mansion with only her crusty old butler for company. So why does her walk-in freezer need to be stocked with THAT MUCH MEAT? PLUS! Find out more about your hosts as we discover Jack's thirst for voyeurism and Chris's staunch belief in the sanctity of the three-act structure.

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What's the difference between a bison and a buffalo?You can't wash your hands in a buffalo.At least that's the way the joke goes, although I do feel like Leonardo Dicaprio wouldn't mind scooping one out and having a shot.There are lots of buffalo in this week's podcast. Lot and lots. When we're done with them, we offer some advice to teenage boys, in honour of Caitlin Moran.Plus, stick around for the outro and find out why Phil is a never-prospering cheat, and that Chris is in love and what he intends to do about it. Clue: It mainly involves Little Mix.

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This episode (spoiler alert) has Zayn Malik over it. Jack and Chris's adoration for One Direction appears to know no bounds, whilst Phil is in need of a little education on the subject. That, and any pop culture events that have taken place in the 21st century. But don't worry, he's on much safer ground as the conversation moves on to crisps*.*Crisps, for our American listeners, are potato chips. While chips are french fries. Any other necessary potato-terms will be explained in due course during the podcast.

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Here's our second bonus episode of the month, with Owen Hughes from failedcritics.com returning for some more Wikipedia-based fun. There's a young Jack Nicholson, an old Boris Karloff, some troublesome Georgians and an over-zealous marketing campaign.

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One man's banger is another man's not banger. The gang's intellectual expertise is called into question. But don't worry, we more than make up for it with a combination of turtle facts and turtle ungrounded speculation.You can follow our Instagram or Facebook accounts to check up on our daily shuffles, for more of this sort of nonsense.

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Friend of the show Owen Hughes from failedcritics.com has brought along some articles for us to take a look at. We perve over Superman actor Christopher Reeves, get sidetracked by crisps, bang on about the Oxford comma "like a bunch of nerds", get a bit Fritzelly and have Chris explain his plans for fattening up Girls Aloud.A day late because of technical issues; there'll be another part to this bonus out next Friday.

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Say hello to Chris's legacy - Jo O'Meara the turtle. Marvel at the lack of administrative duties that appear to be undertaken over at General Hospital, and brace yourself for some rather xenophobic views about the citizens of mother Russia. It's only bloody episode 57 of Wikishuffle.And you're going to want a Spotify playlist link, aren't you? Well here, have four.Jack's Tracks:https://open.spotify.com/user/jackstewart/playlist/0xHVCZyZtHCuz6zWEokLGKChris's Choices:https://open.spotify.com/user/jackstewart/playlist/2plDAOGTqXvd4RJl9ZmZz2Phil's Jams:https://open.spotify.com/user/jackstewart/playlist/7ckKwWf5PvTN2BYrTYtA18Wikishuffle Highlights:https://open.spotify.com/user/jackstewart/playlist/2vLHXIikXQWaau9UECcU1I

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Phil Collins must be very proud to be the first person to get two different Wikishuffle cover photos. It's like being on the front cover of Vogue, only way more prestigious. This week we marvel at Bono as Saviour, TLC as bangersmiths and the people of South Africa who, bless their cotton socks, think they've come up with an original idea.If you're looking for our Spotify playlist here, don't worry, it's imminent. Follow us on Twitter or Facebook for the deets.Feeding BritCaster.com

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