Will & Rusty's Playdate

Video creator, comedian, and nectar host, Nut, joins Will and Rusty to talk about facing vulnerability, funerals for squirrels, and who would win in a fight against 100 Barbara Corcorans. They also dissect Will’s goal of getting married by the end of 2025, the logistics of traveling by Floo powder, and the enigma that is X Æ A-12. Plus, they read wild pitches from the Playmates and draft pickup lines and dating shows that don’t exist.

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00:00 Intro

04:37 Washers & Dryers

10:37 What Nut’s Listening To

13:30 nectarhouse

20:56 Dating

29:26 Roadmap

36:15 Pitch Submissions

51:36 Pitches

01:16:02 Teach Me Something

01:21:59 This Guy Rocks

01:27:15 Pickup Lines that Don’t Exist

01:30:13 Dating Shows that Don’t Exist

01:33:46 Rusty’s Song of the Week

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Will and Rusty talk about hanging out with Mike Teavee, getting cut off in a drive-thru, and jacked guys—plus the irreparable damage TikTok is doing to their brains. Lauren gets interrogated about her weekend, and the gang breaks down Willy’s dream where he pisses in a trash can. Finally, the boys draft bible verses that don’t exist—and their favorite things to do in the spring.

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00:00 Intro

06:49 Trust Funds

14:30 Lauren’s Weekend

26:03 Rusty’s Night Routine

32:23 Sh*tting in the Uber

36:05 How to Flirt at a Bar

49:53 Kony 2012

55:40 Roadmap

57:08 Pitch Submissions

01:06:13 Pitches

01:15:07 Teach Me Something

01:20:40 This Guy Rocks

01:25:36 Bible Verses that Don’t Exist

01:31:15 Things to do in the Spring

01:36:46 Rusty’s Song of the Day

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Actress and comedian Mary Shalaby joins Will and Rusty to talk about her brief stint as a podcaster, altar serving, and why everyone thought she brought acid to prom. The gang also dives into what Gru’s been up to, Mary’s plans to marry into the Kennedy family, and the looming threat of robot world domination. Finally, they draft old wives’ tales and Disney shows that don’t exist.

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00:00 Intro

04:06 Living in New York

07:28 Pool Parties

12:06 Mutual Friends

17:34 Fitted Up Babies

21:44 The Biggest Host

24:51 Driverless Cars

36:28 Roadmap

39:46 Pitch Submissions

50:18 Pitches

59:43 This Guy Rocks

01:12:46 9/11 Babies

01:21:41 Old Wives’ Tales that Don’t Exist

01:30:57 Disney Shows that Don’t Exist

01:28:00 Whose Personality are you Stealing?

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Will and Rusty swap airport stories for old times’ sake, share their adoration for Love on the Spectrum, and invent the Three Lunch Day. The boys also prank Lauren and reminisce about their days mowing lawns. Plus, they draft social experiments and reggae songs that don’t exist.

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00:00 Intro

03:45 The Biggest Box You’ve Ever Seen

12:15 Willy’s Trip to Charleston

18:53 Chicken Jockey

26:39 what do you want to be when you grow up?

32:39 Barbecue Maxing

42:58 Stagecoach

47:26 Roadmap

52:18 Pitch Submissions

58:51 Pitches

01:10:26 Teach Me Something

01:15:20 This Guy Rocks

01:19:39 Drafts

01:30:42 Rose, Bud, Thorn

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Artist and creator Tanner Agpoon (aka Tommy Noble aka Falcon) joins the boys for another wonderful Playdate. Tanner shares on growing up in Kansas City, starting to make music at age twelve, and his current battle with the skunks living under his house. The boys also talk about the invisible string theory, Magic Mike, and the man who once lived in Rusty’s vents. Finally, they draft sayings and cocktails that don’t exist. 

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00:00 Intro

04:26 Meet Tanner

11:01 Getting into Comedy

22:48 The BEST Way to Watch a TV Series

31:42 Growing Up in Kansas

40:17 Roadmap

41:15 Pitch Submissions

54:53 Pitches

59:03 This Guy Rocks

01:05:06 Teach Me Something

01:08:47 Sayings that Don’t Exist

01:12:08 Cocktails that Don’t Exist

01:17:33 Whose Personality are you Stealing?

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Happy Monday, Playmates! Willy recaps AFTV’s first live show tour, Rusty reminisces about his week at wilderness camp, and Lauren is morphing into the boys. The gang also shares a touching conversation about the coolest days of their lives and dissects the mystery of the McRib. Plus, the boys serve up the best captions for your next Strava workout.

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00:00 Intro

00:25 Getting Rid of 30,000 Beers

09:13 Recapping the AFTV Tour

13:14 Do NOT Go to DeLuca’s

21:50 American Food

28:52 The Best Days of our Lives

43:20 Roadmap

51:16 Pitch Submissions

01:15:17 Pitches

01:19:45 Teach Me Something

01:26:55 This Guy Rocks

01:32:26 Drafts

01:36:03 Whose Personality are you Stealing?

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The gang discusses the Founding Fathers, throwing up things you’ve never eaten, and turning blue. Rusty teaches Will about a fascinating treasure hunt and pitches his idea for a hit new show, Cousin Island. Plus, the boys draft British pubs that don’t exist and share the hottest new Instagram captions of 2025.

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00:00 Intro

00:24 Fear of Swimming

08:24 School Bathrooms

12:12 New Sketches

16:57 Temptation Island

27:01 Will Blue Himself

39:20 Roadmap

39:57 Pitch Submissions

45:42 Pitches

53:44 Teach Me Something

01:04:54 This Guy Rocks

01:10:05 British Pubs that Don’t Exist

01:12:03 Hottest IG Captions of 2025

01:15:42 Whose Personality are you Stealing?

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Will and Rusty talk about getting arrested for loitering, a cheese panic at the deli, Freaks and Geeks, and Omegle. Rusty also threw a temper tantrum over burgers last weekend, and Will pitches the Shampoo Splitter. Plus, the boys discuss buying Instagram followers, ostriches, and brainstorm April Fools’ pranks that don’t even exist.

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00:00 Intro

04:30 Catfishing

06:31 Hamburger Frenzy

12:53 April Fools’ Planks

16:41 March Madness

23:45 Grocery Store Blowout

30:14 Roadmap

32:27 Pitch Submissions

40:47 Pitches

45:21 This Guy Rocks

49:48 Teach Me Something

55:25 April Fools’ Pranks that Don’t Exist

01:00:33 Ways to Say You’re Going to Bed

01:06:20 Whose Personality are you Stealing?

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The gang talks about stinky Ubers, Diet Coke consumption, and going live on Instagram after a wisdom teeth removal. Will and Rusty also recap their drink around the world experience at EPCOT, dive into the origins of the popsicle, and break down a Playmate’s pitch to make your parties 10x better (hint: it involves a really tall guy). Plus, the boys draft sayings that don’t exist, MLB opening day edition, and analyze what specific dreams mean.

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00:00 Intro

00:17 Reckless Uber Drivers

11:00 Willy’s Live Show

16:16 Rollercoasters

27:20 Getting Kicked in the Nuts

36:51 Roadmap

37:36 Pitch Submissions

54:49 Pitches

58:42 Teach Me Something

01:03:42 This Guy Rocks

01:10:55 Sayings that Don’t Exist: MLB Edition

01:14:22 What your Dreams Mean

01:18:24 Whose Personality are you Stealing?

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Friend, actor, and comedian Luke Null joins the pod again to talk feet pics, Sue Sylvester, and the logistics of starting a zoo in your neighborhood. The boys also reminisce about the magic twisty worm, break down terminal velocity, and praise the high honor of someone saving your playlist on Spotify. Plus, they hear some of the best Playmate pitches yet and draft adult film plotlines and breakup songs that don’t exist. This episode's a hoot — enjoy, kiddos!

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00:00 Intro

00:49 Welcome Back Luke

06:21 Milennial Restaurants

09:12 The Worst Person to Sit Next To on the Plane

20:58 Squirmles

26:31 Our Hotel Flooded

32:13 Luke’s Special

45:18 Polluted Waters

49:29 Buried Alive

52:53 Roadmap

58:19 Prank Call

01:04:48 Pitch Submissions

01:22:44 Pitches

01:22:45 Teach Me Something

01:45:19 This Guy Rocks

01:51:33 Drafts

02:07:57 Whose Personality are you Stealing?

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