We really struck gold today! A freshly unearthed interview with C.L. Womphopper IV himself. Will it finally answer the question, “How did a place with Wagon Burgers and Horse Fries go out of business?”

*Host Michael R. Carlson holds the world record for most mentions of the name "C.L. Womphopper" while annoying friends and family.

Michael would like to issue a correction: The last episode he referred to the wagon dealership as a "wagon wheelery," this was only a misspeak, Michael certainly knows the difference between a dealership and a "wheelery."

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