Originally Aired April 3, 2024: Farewell to State Patrol Colonel Matt Langer. Getting blasted at a house party! Everything you've ever wanted to know about taking a toilet's virginity. 
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How many boners you've had in your lifetime! I saw my friend's sisters panties at a sleepover when she left them on the floor. Everything you've ever wanted to know about sexomina! Originally aired Thursday, May 9, 2024.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Vampire Facials

KARE 11's Janel Klein. Boys swim naked. Everything you've ever wanted to know about catching your parents masturbating. Originally aired Wednesday, May 8, 2024. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Wordzzzzzzzzzz

Originally Aired May 7, 2024: Minnesota Twins Ambassador Dick Bremer. The best of Tom Brady's roast. Everything you've ever wanted to know about Plunger Man.  
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Eunuch Maker

Originally Aired May 6, 2024: The Best of the Half-Assed Morning Show.
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("Best Of"): Hold It, Fellas. I’m Afraid You’re Just Too Darn Loud

Originally Aired May 3, 2024: Mystery celebrity guest! Dr. P Jesus answers health questions. Everything you've ever wanted to know about armpit rice balls. 
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