Wreckoning

Sexual Satisfaction and Long Term Relationship compatibilities of girls with the following jobs:

Notice: sexual satisfaction and long term potential are inversely related.

How to identify a slut:

1. She broaches the subject of sex first.

2. She suggests kinky sex acts.

3. She’s neurotic and disagreeable.

4. She frequently goes commando.

5. She’s got that crazy, hyper, coked-up look in her eyes.

6. She shows a lot of cleavage all the time.

7. She *really* seems to know what she’s doing in bed.

8. She has an impressive collection of vibrators and admits to wacking off to porn.

9. She asks you how many women you’ve slept with or accuses you of being a player. 

10. She seems “hard”.

11. She’s incredibly circumspect or incredibly forthcoming about her past or sex in general.

12. She’s an artsy type.

13. She tells you about all the places she’s traveled.

14. She never has a break between men longer than one week.

15. You’re tapping her for the first time and she doesn’t remind you to put on a condom.

16. She never stops shit testing you.

17. She buys you a lot of gifts.

18. She’s OK with making out in bars. 

19. She lets you snort coke off her ass. 

20. She’s black.

21. She has a lot of slutty friends.

22. Her cunt is cavernous.

23. Your gut tells you she may be a slut.

What *doesn’t* make a quality girl:

1. She has cheated more than three times in her life, or has cheated more than once on the same boyfriend.

2. She forgets to say “thank you” when you buy her a drink. Buying her a second drink confirms her ingratitude.

3. She dates around. Dating around -- specifically, seeing more than one person concurrently -- is a prerogative of men only, for reasons having to do with the greater leverage men need to arm themselves with to compete in a dating market that is fundamentally tilted in favor of women. Any girl who makes a habit of dating more than one guy at a time, especially if the parallel dating lasts longer than one month, in order to milk her options is a bad seed. In all my years of banging, one soulsaving thing I’ve learned is to walk away from any girl who I’ve discovered is also dating other men. Even if I beat the competition and win her over, it never ends well.

4. She tells you she has a long distance boyfriend she loves, then proceeds to bang you anyway. A few months later, you see her groping a new guy, and she’s still with her boyfriend. That relationship is doomed.

5. Her default mode is sarcasm, negativity, coarseness, and shamelessness.

6. She spends twice as much time getting ready for a house party than she spends getting ready for a date with you.

7. She can’t control her impulse to flirt with other men. Double minus points if she does this in your presence.

8. She doesn’t seem nervous undressing in front of you the first time.

9. She fucks you on a pretense of less than the sum total of an hour of conversation, and calls you the next day worried that your condom-less sex might have given her something. She’s been down this road before.

10. She is proud to be on the pill and considers her dependence on it a carte blanche slut sanctioner instead of a safety net affection fortifier.

11. She is cavalier about casual sex.

Top 3 girlfriend material qualities, in no particular order:

1. She exercised and ate healthily before she met you, and she continues to do so after you start dating her seriously.

2. She rarely disparages her girlfriends or snipes about their flaws behind their backs.

3. She has not had many past lovers, and she is not a constitutional flirt who will invite the temptation of more lovers.

Handy dandy secret girl code decoder crib sheet:

douchey over nice guy.

asshole over sweet.

jerk over cute.

bastard over good man.

pig over gentleman.

insane over dependable.

jerk over sexy, over hot, over cute, over sweet, over creep, over nice guy creeper, over creep, over stalker, over loser, over nice guy.

serial killer WAY over nice guy.

mass murderer WAY, WAY, over nice guy.

psychopathic hedge fund white collar criminal WAY WAY WAY WAY WAY WAY WAY WAY over nice guy.

nice guy over pedophile. (finally!)

"he makes me cry" WAY over, "he’s always there for me".

"it’s so hard with him" WAY over, "yeah, he’s a great guy".

freak over attentive lover.

"cheating bastard" over, "he treats me like a princess".

"you don’t see what i see in him" over, "he’s the perfect man".

wiseass over funny, over clown, over goofy, over quirky, over weird.

mysterious over "a good friend".

"exciting" over "easy to get along with".

"i don’t know how much more i can take with him" over "someday we’ll get married".

"he always forgets our anniversaries" over "he understands my needs".

pervert over "sensitive lover".

"he screwed my best friend" over "i screwed his best friend".

he gets me over i get him.

"fucking asshole arrogant son of a bitch motherfucking cocksucking pike of steaming shit filthy fucking bastard mama’s boy" over nice guy selfish lover over "eats me out".

"who are you texting?" over "i promise i’m not texting any other guys".

"god that was such a turn-on" over "i love you".

cocky bastard over sweet guy.

"i never know what he’s up to" over, "we go everywhere together".

lover over husband.

"is that a girl’s voice i hear in the background?" over, "thanks for letting me know what time you’ll be home".

"you’re going to shit in front of me?!" over, "i’ll be out in a minute, honey".

God bless women. Just when you are about to resign yourself to the thought that they are made of nothing but sugar and spice and everything nice, you are reminded of the arsenic laced within.

Clark Gable & Norman Shearer: the 1931 woman didn’t want plain vanilla and no longer wanted “powder puff” men with styled hair and ruffles on their shirts—they wanted a real man, a rough man, a man who was a bit dirty and not afraid to put them in their place. 

This goal cannot be achieved by the conservative’s usual ham-fisted methods of calling for more punishment of men, making endless excuses for women, and putting everyone to sleep with moral exhortation about the sacredness of marriage. Instead, we must consider the actual incentives now operating upon men and women, as economists long ago learned to do, and focus our efforts on altering them in ways conducive to family formation. 

Review of Allan Carlson's "Third Ways: How Bulgarian Greens, Swedish Housewives, and Beer Swilling Englishmen Created Family-Centered Economies—And Why They Disappeared" (ISI Books, 2007)

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Ellen Karolina Sofia Key: socialist, feminist, eugenics advocate, disciple of Darwin and Nietzsche. None of these commitments prevented her from laying heavy emphasis on the maternal role and its importance to individual women, their children and the society of the future. Woman was “most free,” she wrote, “in the physical and psychic exercise of the function of maternity.” The mother was an “artist in education” who understood “the enormous significance of the first years.” What she most requires to fulfill this role properly is time, time and again time.” She believed the State should place as high a priority upon proper mothering as upon military service. For many years a popular women’s magazine, Morning Breeze, propagated Key’s ideal of the socialist housewife, carrying illustrations of athletic-looking Nietzschean Übermütter surrounded by swarms of healthy children.