Wreckoning

Like dogs, women will walk all over you if you let them.

Like dogs, women will test you for your alpha status the moment you show weakness.

Like dogs, women need to be trained.

Like dogs, women respond best to strong verbal and nonverbal commands.

Like dogs, women will eventually take to the leash, metaphorical or literal.

Like dogs, women want to be told to roll over.

Like dogs, women will hump anything if you allow them.

Ectomorphs also have major pickup flaws which they must address, or they will find the game of love to be a mountain too high to climb.

1. An immobilizing hesitancy to approach girls or open sets.

2. An inability to react promptly to shit tests.

3. Calibration.

4. Alpha male voice and body projection.

5. Kino. Ectos are uncomfortable touching women.

The mesomorph is your classic aloof, asshole alpha male. He’s not trying to be an inconsiderate jerk - well, not always - he just is...

Because the mesomorph is a man of occasionally thoughtless action, direct game will be his bread and butter...

Mesomorphs’ love for action and escalation means that they are often bad at calibrating women’s receptiveness. The classic meso is the gung-ho military man who misreads a woman’s interest and bungles the pickup by being too aggressive and obstinate...

A mesomorph has to train himself to be better at reading women’s signals, and to be more refined at the art of manipulative pullbacks. He’s got the body language and the physical escalation nailed down; now he needs to work on his empathy and developing an attitude of scarcity to complement his transparent, take-charge approach mentality.

“Hey!

I said... don’t use that fucking word with me again...... Got it?”

The next twenty minutes, she is withdrawn, her demeanor chastened and her arms modestly crossed in her lap. You swivel to face the group and smile warmly. Instead of forcing the conversation to return to an artificial crescendo, you remain calm and allow the prior energy level to reformulate on its own. Which it does, almost. Eventually, even your girl has managed to reconstitute herself, although you note with great pride the look of hatred her ugly B.F.F. shoots you.

What do you think happened next?

Let us turn to the lyrics of Alter Ego Neil Diamond:

***

Turn on your snatch spigot,

let it flow wherever you go,

let it make a happy hole,

for all the world to see.

Turn on your snatch spigot,

in the middle of a young boy’s dream,

don’t wake me up too soon,

gonna take a ride across your poon...

you and me.

Anti-game is trivial.

1. get misty-eyed at emotional shit.

2. bore her with details.

3. constantly let her re-frame.

4. buy her drinks, outside of a date context.

5. compliment her gratuitously.

6. talk about your hobbies with oblivious enthusiasm.

7. never ask her a question.

8. never look away.

9. let her see your shit-eating smile.

10. accede to her manipulative horseshit.

11. never, ever say “horseshit” in conversation.

More anti-game behaviors and traits:

12. Constantly remind her how happy you are to be with her.

13. Laugh at your own jokes.

14. Laugh uproariously at her “jokes”.

15. Feed her need for gossip.

16. Put up with her shit an order of magnitude more frequently than she puts up with your shit.

17. Ask yes or no or one-word answer type questions.

18. Act contrite when she catches you checking out her body.

19. Stare, look away, stare, look away, stare, look away.

20. Ask her if she has a condom.

21. Cuddle her so long that she is the one to first start wriggling free.

22. Hold in farts around her until your colon bursts.

23. Fidget, talk fast, mumble, lean in, babble tiresomely like a girl who has a heavy emotional burden to unload.

24. Talk incessantly about the state of the relationship.

25. Whine about how hard life is.

26. Betray too much enthusiasm when she tells you about something cool she did.

27. Act impressed with her educational credentials or career success.

28. Sympathize with her bitching about badboy exes.

29. Agree to her tacit sex timetable.

30. Get wrathfully jealous every time she checks out a dude or talks about another guy.

31. Spitefully berate her genuine accomplishments.

32. Say crap like “I don’t deserve you” with sincerity.

33. Be a kitchen bitch.

34. Drop everything you like to do to do everything she likes to do.

35. Wanly smile when she denigrates you to her friends.

36. Make videos like this nauseating beta dweeb trying to win an ex- back.

37. Resort to saying “I suppose you’re right” every time she accuses you of some character defect.

38. Constantly, and insipidly, ask her if she “likes it this way” during lovemaking.

39. Forget the art of plain old fucking.

40. Turn to face her fully as soon as you open a girl. Stay that way while she continues giving you her profile.

41. Buying girls drinks as a MEANS OF OPENING THEM.

42. Muck up cold reads until they sound like interrogations.

43. Show up more than five minutes early for dates.

44. Go for the night-ending kiss, get denied, follow up by shouting at her as she’s leaving that you’ll call her.

45. Skip on the way home after a “successful” date that did not end in sex.

46. Apologize for infractions she has not even accused you of.

47. Support feminism. Make a big show of it.

48. Ingratiate yourself to her.

49. Know a little too much about the TV wasteland, articles in the Style section of any major newspaper, or women’s fashion.

50. Make breakfast for her after the first night together.

51. Follow her from bar to bar.

52. Join her plans instead of inviting her to join your plans.

53. Agree to meet her friends before you have sexed her.

54. Wait in the exact same spot for her to return after she has told you she’ll be gone for ten minutes.

55. Pine over, or disparage, your ex on a first date.

56. Listen to her intently when she talks about her exes.

57. Always follow her conversational lead.

58. Touch her hair too soon.

59. Sit with your legs crossed. Acceptable only if you are an office executive.

60. Sweat profusely from anything other than vigorous exercise, sex or fighting.

61. Eagerly say yes to every one of her requests.

62. Be hopelessly indecisive.

When a girl asks you to do something for or with her, instead of following her request to the tee you should be thinking how you can screw around with her expectation.

Maxim #91. Women will screech louder the closer your words get to damaging or exposing vulnerabilities in their sexual market value.

Basic rules of engagement:

1. You don’t have to send a pic of your own penis.

2. If you send a pic of your own penis with authenticity in mind, make sure you are packing heat.

3. Send a flaccid penis.

4. Include the balls some way.

5. Shoot from below.

Personally – I would run penis pic game, but a phone with a 24 inch screen hasn’t been invented yet.

Women who make it obvious they are fishing for compliments generally fall in three main camps:

1. Hot babes who live and die by continual positive feedback on either their beauty - from aloof men they like - or their personality/smarts - from women and men who only recognize them for their beauty.

2. Aging beauties who need reassurances in the face of their impending expiration.

3. Women in relationships who are feeling anxiety that their men are losing interest in them.

If you are truly worried that your police record will cost you lays and love, you should consider the misinformation move. Just toss out a nickname you go by so that she can’t find your record online. If, at some distant future date, you and her are still together, you may reveal the full extent of your badass-ness. It will be like love is blossoming all over again for her. She will remember the moment as possibly the greatest gift a man has ever given her.