HANDS! BEAUTIFUL HANDS!! On this episode of YCSM, Mario lets out an exasperated sigh, Bob can't find his Brain Grain™ cereal, and Brandon can't stop screaming!

(00:00) Introduction

(04:39) Mario's History Lesson

(20:08) Cover Discussion

(29:28) Bob's Chapter Summary

(54:31) Brandon's Chapter Summary

(1:33:04) Mario's Chapter Summary

(1:49:04) TV Episode Discussion

(2:20:26) Overall Review

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Video version of this podcast: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HYT6yhNJULc

Beware the dumb witch! On this episode of YCSM, Brandon gives practical advice for dealing with cops, Bob becomes Ceam Taptain, and Mario desperately wishes that Pokémon were real!

(00:00) Introduction

(05:00) Mario's History Lesson

(17:40) Cover Discussion

(34:26) Brandon's Chapter Summary

(1:10:27) Mario's Chapter Summary

(1:30:03) Bob's Chapter Summary

(2:03:06) TV Episode Discussion

(2:23:49) Overall Review

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Video version of this podcast: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3So_qdvbolY

Gotcha, gotcha, gotcha! On this episode of YCSM, Bob recalls years of terrible school lunches, Mario remembers his catchphrase, and Brandon doesn't care about customs!

(00:00) A Note from the Network Censor

(01:20) Introduction

(06:16) Mario's History Lesson

(20:10) Cover Discussion

(56:12) Mario's Chapter Summary

(1:23:04) Bob's Chapter Summary

(1:42:55) Brandon's Chapter Summary

(2:18:52) TV Episode Discussion

(3:00:59) Overall Review

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Video version of this podcast: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7lJZxPyGQuQ

It's ghost o'clock! On this episode of YCSM, Mario potentially enrages Kingdom Hearts fans, Brandon reminds us why the Goosebumps font in white is a terrible idea, Bob makes a Garfield panini, and Geop shares a bathroom horror story!

(00:00) Introduction

(06:04) Mario's History Lesson

(15:18) Cover Discussion

(43:07) Bob's Chapter Summary

(1:13:40) Mario's Chapter Summary

(1:30:14) Brandon's Chapter Summary

(1:52:38) Geop's Chapter Summary

(2:22:31) TV Episode Discussion

(2:50:26) Overall Review

(3:00:45) Predict the Twist

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Video version of this podcast: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y2HXepSx5lw

Dear Mom and Dad: HELP! On this episode of YCSM, Brandon has media literacy and pattern recognition, Mario has incredible Skeletor, Snarf, and Krang impressions, and Bob eats a bee!

(00:00) Introduction

(07:21) Mario's History Lesson

(25:16) Cover Discussion

(38:45) Chapter Summary Discussion: Mario

(1:35:07) Chapter Summary Discussion: Brandon

(1:58:48) Chapter Summary Discussion: Bob

(2:18:22) TV Episode Discussion

(3:05:44) Overall Review

(3:19:14) Predict the Twist

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Video version of this podcast: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K8_hmhPsrV8

Panic! At the Library! On this episode of YCSM, Mario's horny for Beast Wars, Bob cannot stand microfiche erasure, and Trevor Henderson is bloodthirsty for turtle death!

(00:00) Introduction

(03:24) Trevor's History with Goosebumps

(09:44) Cover Discussion

(16:56) Chapter Summary Discussion: Trevor

(44:03) Chapter Summary Discussion: Bob

(1:10:17) Chapter Summary Discussion: Mario

(1:33:11) TV Episode Discussion

(1:56:36) Overall Review

(2:04:14) Predict the Twist

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Video version of this podcast: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z6eUuTFRo4s

I have powers!!! On this special Halloween episode of YCSM, Bob goes dumpster diving, Mario bursts into tears peeling an onion, Grant reveals his deep love of dummies, and Josh gets expelled for projectile vomiting across an entire auditorium!

(00:00) AITA to get rid of her creepy dummy?

(04:26) Introduction

(13:35) Mario's History Lesson

(22:07) Cover Discussion

(34:37) Chapter Summary Discussion: Bob

(1:08:51) Chapter Summary Discussion: Mario

(1:48:27) Chapter Summary Discussion: Grant and Josh

(2:31:59) Overall Review

(2:38:18) Predict the Twist

(2:42:42) Outro

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Video version of this podcast: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y6Mo4IiB7hs

Left-handers rule! On this unseen episode of You Can't Scare Me, Rachel turns invisi, Bob tries to remember the long forgotten art of renting physical movies from physical stores, and Mario gets brain freeze - total vapor lock!

(00:00) Introduction

(01:32) Mario's History Lesson

(12:02) Cover Discussion

(24:09) Chapter Summary Discussion: Mario

(1:07:57) Chapter Summary Discussion: Rachel

(1:36:00) Chapter Summary Discussion: Bob

(1:57:36) TV Episode Discussion

(2:36:12) Overall Review

(2:41:32) Predict the Twist

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Video version of this podcast: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1b1SEDG11AA

What's an ankh? On this special bonus episode, Mario eyes a curvaceous mummy, Rachel deploys her improv skills, and Bob cruises for chicks by blasting his sound effects CD!

(00:00) Opening Skit

(04:27) Introduction

(06:58) Are You Afraid of the Dark Retrospective

(25:30) TV Episode Discussion

(1:42:12) Outro

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False advertising! On this episode of YCSM, Mario's upset this book doesn't have mummies or curses in it, Bob gets really thirsty, and Rachel's shoes are constantly coming untied!

(00:00) Introduction

(04:42) Mario's History Lesson

(12:17) Three Sentence Summary

(15:23) Cover Discussion

(23:05) Book Discussion

(3:01:09) Overall Review

(3:05:39) Predict the Twist

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Video version of this podcast: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEt8gKBLQBI