You Can't Scare Me!

Cuddles, no! On this episode of YCSM, Mario gives expert testimony, Bob deploys Fart_with_Reverb.mp3, and Brandon rewrites Goosebumps in iambic pentameter!

(00:00) RIP George Lowe

(01:26) Introduction

(04:05) Mario's History Lesson

(19:16) "Judging a Book by Its Cover" ft. Brandon

(46:21) Brandon's Chapter Summary

(1:15:11) Mario's Chapter Summary

(1:44:18) Bob's Chapter Summary

(1:56:05) Overall Review

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R.L. Stine gaslights children! On this episode of YCSM, Bob finds a cursed audiobook, Mario discovers bugs at work, and Brandon spends half the podcast adding reverb to clips of Nicolas Cage screaming!

(00:00) Introduction

(05:35) Mario's History Lesson

(22:24) "Judging a Book by Its Cover" ft. Brandon

(46:54) Legal Problems ft. Josh Moniz

(52:39) Mario's Chapter Summary

(1:24:14) Bob's Chapter Summary

(1:53:17) Brandon's Chapter Summary

(2:31:38) Overall Review

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Video version of this podcast: https://youtu.be/TqV0JZwyH5Q

It's a Hoops Party! On today's YCSM, Mario discovers the magic of the Game Dot Com, Brandon learns how to use an umbrella from the Backstreet Boys, and Garfield slides into Bob's DMs!

(00:00) Introduction

(04:15) Mario's History Lesson

(29:57) "Judging a Book by Its Cover" ft. Brandon

(57:26) Bob's Chapter Summary

(1:17:28) Brandon's Chapter Summary

(1:35:08) Mario's Chapter Summary

(2:01:42) TV Episode Discussion

(3:13:44) Overall Review

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bröther may i have some spööks? On this episode of YCSM, Brandon ponders how one throws a bee, Mario wants Mothman and Slenderman to kiss, and Bob discovers what mud monsters are really made of!

(00:00) bröther may i have some spööks?

(03:24) Mario's History Lesson

(14:43) "Judging a Book by Its Cover" ft. Brandon

(37:58) Brandon's Chapter Summary

(1:13:03) Mario's Chapter Summary

(1:26:37) Bob's Chapter Summary

(1:46:39) TV Episode Discussion

(2:12:44) Overall Review

(2:19:15) Podcast Updates!

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Video version of this podcast: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KnR99ZpK04M

Bad dog! On this episode of YCSM, Bob has a bad dream, Brandon writes a sentence guaranteed to give you a migraine, and Mario gets a phone call!

(00:00) Dog Mess Express

(04:53) Introduction

(09:24) Mario's History Lesson

(29:23) "Judging a Book by Its Cover" ft. Brandon

(58:30) Chapter Summary Discussion: Mario

(1:22:29) Chapter Summary Discussion: Bob

(1:50:02) Chapter Summary Discussion: Brandon

(2:28:13) TV Episode Discussion

(3:17:10) Overall Review

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HANDS! BEAUTIFUL HANDS!! On this episode of YCSM, Mario lets out an exasperated sigh, Bob can't find his Brain Grain™ cereal, and Brandon can't stop screaming!

(00:00) Introduction

(04:39) Mario's History Lesson

(20:08) Cover Discussion

(29:28) Bob's Chapter Summary

(54:31) Brandon's Chapter Summary

(1:33:04) Mario's Chapter Summary

(1:49:04) TV Episode Discussion

(2:20:26) Overall Review

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Beware the dumb witch! On this episode of YCSM, Brandon gives practical advice for dealing with cops, Bob becomes Ceam Taptain, and Mario desperately wishes that Pokémon were real!

(00:00) Introduction

(05:00) Mario's History Lesson

(17:40) Cover Discussion

(34:26) Brandon's Chapter Summary

(1:10:27) Mario's Chapter Summary

(1:30:03) Bob's Chapter Summary

(2:03:06) TV Episode Discussion

(2:23:49) Overall Review

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Gotcha, gotcha, gotcha! On this episode of YCSM, Bob recalls years of terrible school lunches, Mario remembers his catchphrase, and Brandon doesn't care about customs!

(00:00) A Note from the Network Censor

(01:20) Introduction

(06:16) Mario's History Lesson

(20:10) Cover Discussion

(56:12) Mario's Chapter Summary

(1:23:04) Bob's Chapter Summary

(1:42:55) Brandon's Chapter Summary

(2:18:52) TV Episode Discussion

(3:00:59) Overall Review

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It's ghost o'clock! On this episode of YCSM, Mario potentially enrages Kingdom Hearts fans, Brandon reminds us why the Goosebumps font in white is a terrible idea, Bob makes a Garfield panini, and Geop shares a bathroom horror story!

(00:00) Introduction

(06:04) Mario's History Lesson

(15:18) Cover Discussion

(43:07) Bob's Chapter Summary

(1:13:40) Mario's Chapter Summary

(1:30:14) Brandon's Chapter Summary

(1:52:38) Geop's Chapter Summary

(2:22:31) TV Episode Discussion

(2:50:26) Overall Review

(3:00:45) Predict the Twist

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Dear Mom and Dad: HELP! On this episode of YCSM, Brandon has media literacy and pattern recognition, Mario has incredible Skeletor, Snarf, and Krang impressions, and Bob eats a bee!

(00:00) Introduction

(07:21) Mario's History Lesson

(25:16) Cover Discussion

(38:45) Chapter Summary Discussion: Mario

(1:35:07) Chapter Summary Discussion: Brandon

(1:58:48) Chapter Summary Discussion: Bob

(2:18:22) TV Episode Discussion

(3:05:44) Overall Review

(3:19:14) Predict the Twist

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