You Can't Scare Me!

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You Can't Scare Me! episodes

January 02, 2023 The Girl Who Cried Monster
Panic! At the Library! On this episode of YCSM, Mario's horny for Beast Wars, Bob cannot stand microfiche erasure, and Trevor Henderson is bloodthirsty for turtle death!
(00:00) Introduction
(03:24) Trevor's History with Goosebumps
(09:44) Cover Discussion
(16:56) Chapter Summary Discussion: Trevor
(44:03) Chapter Summary Discussion: Bob
(1:10:17) Chapter Summary Discussion: Mario
(1:33:11) TV Episode Discussion
(1:56:36) Overall Review
(2:04:14) Predict the Twist
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Video version of this podcast: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z6eUuTFRo4s
2 hr 12 min
October 31, 2022 Night of the Living Dummy
I have powers!!! On this special Halloween episode of YCSM, Bob goes dumpster diving, Mario bursts into tears peeling an onion, Grant reveals his deep love of dummies, and Josh gets expelled for projectile vomiting across an entire auditorium!
(00:00) AITA to get rid of her creepy dummy?
(04:26) Introduction
(13:35) Mario's History Lesson
(22:07) Cover Discussion
(34:37) Chapter Summary Discussion: Bob
(1:08:51) Chapter Summary Discussion: Mario
(1:48:27) Chapter Summary Discussion: Grant and Josh
(2:31:59) Overall Review
(2:38:18) Predict the Twist
(2:42:42) Outro
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Video version of this podcast: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y6Mo4IiB7hs
2 hr 47 min
October 01, 2022 Let's Get Invisible!
Left-handers rule! On this unseen episode of You Can't Scare Me, Rachel turns invisi, Bob tries to remember the long forgotten art of renting physical movies from physical stores, and Mario gets brain freeze - total vapor lock!
(00:00) Introduction
(01:32) Mario's History Lesson
(12:02) Cover Discussion
(24:09) Chapter Summary Discussion: Mario
(1:07:57) Chapter Summary Discussion: Rachel
(1:36:00) Chapter Summary Discussion: Bob
(1:57:36) TV Episode Discussion
(2:36:12) Overall Review
(2:41:32) Predict the Twist
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Video version of this podcast: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1b1SEDG11AA
2 hr 49 min
August 26, 2022 Are You Afraid of the Dark? - The Tale of the Guardian's Curse
What's an ankh? On this special bonus episode, Mario eyes a curvaceous mummy, Rachel deploys her improv skills, and Bob cruises for chicks by blasting his sound effects CD!
(00:00) Opening Skit
(04:27) Introduction
(06:58) Are You Afraid of the Dark Retrospective
(25:30) TV Episode Discussion
(1:42:12) Outro
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Video version of this podcast: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=btTpW7MAo4I
1 hr 44 min
July 04, 2022 The Curse of the Mummy's Tomb
False advertising! On this episode of YCSM, Mario's upset this book doesn't have mummies or curses in it, Bob gets really thirsty, and Rachel's shoes are constantly coming untied!
(00:00) Introduction
(04:42) Mario's History Lesson
(12:17) Three Sentence Summary
(15:23) Cover Discussion
(23:05) Book Discussion
(3:01:09) Overall Review
(3:05:39) Predict the Twist
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Video version of this podcast: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEt8gKBLQBI
3 hr 12 min
March 21, 2022 Say Cheese and Die!
Is that Ryan Gosling?? On this episode of YCSM, Rachel is M.I.A., Mario tells us the tale behind his vomit backpack, and Bob careens into oncoming traffic!
(00:00) Introduction
(02:12) Mario's History Lesson
(07:34) Three Sentence Summary
(10:34) Cover Discussion
(24:52) Book Discussion
(2:29:20) TV Episode Discussion
(3:08:44) Overall Review
(3:13:17) Alternate Titles
(3:14:46) Predict the Twist
(3:17:17) Super Secret Segment
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Video version of this podcast: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XE_vZ1MM3F4
3 hr 20 min
January 24, 2022 Monster Blood - Part 2
What's the deal with airline food??? In this continuation of last episode's conversation about Monster Blood, Bob becomes vexed by modems, Mario avoids being wrong on the internet, and Rachel staunchly refuses to cast magic spells!
(00:00) Introduction
(02:50) "Monster Blood" TV Episode Discussion
(41:55) "More Monster Blood" TV Episode Discussion
(1:08:51) Overall Review
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Video version of this podcast: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M15FI7TbMkU
1 hr 10 min
January 21, 2022 Monster Blood
It's a big sticky mess! On this first YCSM episode of 2022, Mario reveals his ability to take extremely fast bio breaks, Rachel didn't do her homework, and Bob talks way too much about slime toys!
(00:00) Introduction
(00:46) Introduction
(01:57) Mario's History Lesson
(06:13) A Brief History of Slime Toys
(16:15) Cover Discussion
(20:58) Book Discussion
(1:59:14) Mario's Review
(2:09:36) Alternate Titles
(2:11:48) Predict the Twist
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Video version of this podcast: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yw8-tDwqu5A
2 hr 15 min
November 24, 2021 Stay Out of the Basement
Hamburgers for everyone! On this episode of YCSM Rachel gets a new nickname, Bob learns how to pick locks from the local delinquent, and Mario becomes infatuated with some very good numbers.
(00:00) Introduction
(01:37) Mario's History Lesson
(04:25) Three Sentence Summary
(06:53) Cover Discussion
(17:36) Book Discussion
(1:32:26) TV Episode Discussion
(1:54:47) Overall Review
(2:01:07) Alternate Titles
(2:03:27) Predict the Twist
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Video version of this podcast: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DIaGoLTRuhQ
2 hr 9 min
October 26, 2021 Welcome to Dead House
There goes the neighborhood! On the very first episode of You Can't Scare Me, Bob falls in love with the best puppy, Mario has issues with an old family heirloom, and Rachel gets acclimated to her constantly haunted bedroom!
(00:00) Introduction
(11:03) A Brief History of Jovial Bob
(15:22) Cover Discussion
(17:55) Book Discussion
(1:19:36) TV Episode Discussion
(1:53:44) Alternate Titles
(1:56:05) Mario's Review
(1:58:34) Predict the Twist
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Video version of this podcast: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uZClRY5iFeM
2 hr 2 min

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Listen closely... Do you hear that? OH MY GOD! It's Mario, Bob, Brandon and (sometimes) Rachel venturing through all 62 of the original Goosebumps books by "Jovial Bob" R.L. Stine! Join them for…