Your Poor Dad

This week’s episode we dive in to the ways men have revealed themselves as unfaithful to us… We’ll go ahead and give you the main takeaway: IT’S ALWAYS THE IPAD.

From dog’s instagram accounts, to iPads, to written notes - the men from our past never cease to demonstrate how women are the smarter species.

We also will be doing a show on sister fights next week so DM us or email us at [email protected] your best sister fight stories!

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This week’s episode starts off with a BANG when Paige confronts Jade about being a huge flake and ditching her for her friends during SXSW in Austin.

Then we talk about the true drama queen of the family… Our Poor Dad. We read some of his most recent texts and talk about how he deals with disaster situations.

Speaking of disasters, we then talk about how we would connect with each other from beyond the grave.

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This episode, we really let you behind the curtain in the Brandt family. We start out the episode telling some of our most savage pranks and one thing you need to know about us, when we prank, we go hard and LONG. We detail some of the pranks that we pull on each other that span MONTHS... one including David Spade. 

That leads us in to a conversation about farts. Our poor dad has floated one too many air biscuits around boyfriends and it has a 50% success rate. Paige also updates us on Dion and we’re sad to report that… he is no longer with us. I mean, he is but like, not with US us… you know?

Then we end the episode detailing our concept for STRIPPERS: The Musical. What song do you think Baily should play on the piano while nude?

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You think Euphoria is savage? You clearly didn’t go to school in Texas. We share some of the most savage ways we bullied and got bullied, including pushing chairs out from under boys, blaming our stinky toots on boys, and having a boy make a collage of your face on a horse's body and taping it from the cheerleading locker room to your car. 

We also discuss our thoughts on Love is Blind and even though the rest of the world is anti-Shaina, Jade has a little soft spot in her heart for her. Jade also discusses her first unsolicited d-pic and the girls think it looks like a worm wearing a helmet. Our mom and dad need to stop listening to this. 

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Growing up in a family of all girls, there was a specific hierarchy in picking your favorite Spice Girl and today we’re really breaking down what that’s like.

We also go in to a tirade over the Super Bowl Halftime Show, our least favorite girl friend of Harry Styles, and why women are better at music than men!

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Happy Valentine’s Day! 

Today’s episode, we are catching up on all the men who are mad at us, including some guy from Baily’s past. Paige also lets us talk about pop culture a little bit and we discuss the losery vibes Julia Fox was giving off in the Call Her Daddy interview. Then, in the spirit of Valentine’s Day, we discuss some dating fails, including a story from our poor mom about our poor dad.

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Despite not recording the first 16 minutes of this episode (thanks to Jade) we have to say, this is our best episode yet. If you haven’t listened to any of our episodes yet, just give the first 10 minutes of this one a listen. We talk about all the ways we have irritated the shit out of each other including Jade biting Paige’s shoulder and Jade's puffy nipple rampage on our poor mom.

We detail some of the worst times we have been dumped and let's just say, we can never look at Chuy’s jalapeño ranch the same! We also debate whether Jade has ever been dumped.. spoiler alert: to everyone else, she has but in her own mind, she hasn’t.

Finally, some people have asked us what our goal with this podcast is… and it is to get our poor dad to Soldier Field for a Bears game. So please, find it in your heart to support the Get Our Poor Dad to Soldier Field campaign! #BEARDOWN

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We are so excited to have our first guest on the pod, SMACKE! Smacke is total sister vibes and is such a damn delight. She is getting married this Spring and her and Paige just got back from her Bachelorette party in Mexico and we get into all of their shenanigans.

We also recap Jade’s Tik Tok drama she created by making fun of a Hinge date for ordering Riesling, Paige updates us on Dionne and how she is practicing loving from afar, and Baily is still blissful as ever!

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Yeehaw Cowgirls, we made it to week 2!! In this episode, we catch up on our week’s which include a run in with Jade’s favorite ex boyfriend of Baily’s. We also catch up on Paige’s dates with Dion.

In the meat of the episode, we discuss Bachelorette Parties. Paige is heading to Cancun to celebrate her friend’s bachelorette party. We discuss all the pitfalls that go in to planning and prepping for bachelorette parties, including the time Paige and Baily planned Jade’s which led to one of Jade and Paige’s most epic sister fights.... over a stripper.

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The Sisters Spears had us in a complete CHOKEHOLD this week and as Britney stans, we were all ears. We actually recorded a part 1 where Paige and Jade had a standard sister fight over whether Jamie Lynn was right or wrong for doing this interview… but after seeing Part 2 of the Call Her Daddy interview, we didn’t feel like piling on to the Jamie Lynn fodder train.

We always root for sisters I think we can all agree that this is a sad situation for both girls and we wish nothing but the best for them.

Also, I know Paige said we couldn’t be a pop culture podcast but look who’s putting out a mini episode dedicated to pop culture? Stick around, you never know what you’re gonna get on Your Poor Dad!

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