YA author Robbie Couch talks about writing queer fiction for teenagers, to which the guys ask: how do you do, fellow kids? Later, the guys describe their ideal climates and apparently San Francisco is the place to be. Plus, what's a gay guy supposed to do when he's [hit the track] not a top, not yet a bottom?

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Drag queen Godoy joins the guys to talk about toxic masculinity in the drag community and what it's like to (unkowingly) perform with your balls out. Plus, GLAAD assesses which social media platforms are safest for the queer community, and somehow Truth Social doesn't even show up?! And Brent reads an *adorable* letter of New Year resolutions Eliot wrote in 1991, and there's a LOT OF mousse. 

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Jill Gutowitz, author of Girls Can Kiss Now, provides a tutorial through Lesbian Canon, from Angela Bassett's arms to Neve Campbell's existence to...the wind. Plus, just how scared should we be of Monkeypox? And more importantly, ARE YOU HOT?

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Jessi Klein, author of I'll Show Myself Out (and star of Big Mouth) joins the guys to momentarily unravel from food poisoning, parenting ennui and existential dread, but in a cute way! Plus: homophobia...IN SPACE! And the guys remember their favorite teachers, one of whom will give a whole new meaning to "birthday spanks."

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John Flynn, author of new memoir Baked!, talks about his life as the gayest pot cookie dealer New York has ever seen. Also, the battle around Title IX leaves us asking: WHY ARE CONSERVATIVES OBSESSED WITH US? (It's because they are bad people!) And when talking about their favorite summer treats, the guys provide a public service in reminding you that if you've never had an egg cream, what are you even DOING with your life?

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With the overturning of Roe vs. Wade, the guys kick things off on a unsurprisingly dour note, but not without a healthy reminder that when the mid-terms arrive, we all have TWO options in the words of P. Diddy: vote or DIE. Then, Bridger Winegar, host of the podcast I Said No Gifts, shares some of the worst presents he's ever received, although it's still unclear where he stands on the free candy bars (ooh!) from Mormon missionaries who tracked down his home address after he defected (boo!). And in a query posed to you, our dear listeners, help us answer this very important question: is it weirder to work out in jeans at the gym or to regularly eat dinner at 9:00pm?

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Filmmaker, editor and director Vera Drew gives us a peek into her life behind the camera, where answering the phone is harder than it sounds. Plus, an update from Brent on homophobia in baseball during Pride Month, and why Mookie Betts is forever HIS grand marshal. And if the guys each had a superpower, what would they be, and who would be arrested first?

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Colton Haynes makes his return to the pod to talk about Miss Memory Lane, his gut-wrenching new memoir that will leave you -- in the words of H. Alan -- "itching for more" (but in a different way). And now that Postmates has used Pride month to introduce a ::checks notes:: "menu for bottoms," we are officially EXHAUSTED. Also, just try and name another podcast where three queer hosts earnestly talk about coin purses without making a single joke about the vagina. Go ahead, we'll wait!

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Happy 200th episode! The guys celebrate the milestone with more listener Q&A because who needs guests anyway? (JK ALL ARE WELCOME HERE!!!) Plus, no kink at Pride? The guys discuss their limitations on what should and shouldn't be included in the yearly festivities, from boobs and butts to fists and nuts. And how do YOU feel about singing karaoke with people who actually CAN, even if you, like H. Alan, "hate music"?

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