Kara Klenk and Liza Treyger return to the pod to promote their Law & Order: SVU recap podcast That's Messed Up, only to learn from H. Alan about Chris Meloni's iconic butthole. H. Alan also educates "the children" (Eliot and Brent) on the truth and lies behind Mormon magic underwear. And when it comes to their respective "gay hair phases," who's lewk was the most humiliating? 

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In the final show of the year, the guys are joined by The Good Place writer Andrew Law...AND HE WILL TASE YOU! Plus, the guys pay tribute to the history of the lesbian potluck. And what do Brent, Eliot and H. Alan want for Christmas? ALL DONATIONS ACCEPTED, especially if your name is Renee!

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Drag Race royalty BenDeLaCreme and Jinkx Monsoon join Brent, Eliot and H. Alan to talk about their holiday special, somehow including several references to Mystique (from X-men, not Summers Madison). Plus, would you believe that the 2020 exit polls showed a big bump for Trump among the gays? COULD YOU JUST DIE? And if the guys ever fled LA, where would they go and just how much would the freckled community come into play for Eliot?

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Yes, Alyssa Limperis has accrued tons of fans and followers with her original characters, but can she do the impossible: make Brent embrace Greek pride? Also, can a Christian couple be denied the right to foster a kid if they admit that "conversion" is on the table? Then, which company is the new Chick-Fil-A? And is Caribou Coffee primarily for lesbians?

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Spanish Aqui Presents host Tony Rodriguez joins Brent, Eliot and H. Alan to talk about Latinx comedy, the Cuban American boner for Trump, and his drag transformation from "Scruffia Vergara" to @barbafella. Plus, Harry Styles wore a dress on the cover of Vogue and we're supposed to care I guess? And Brent finds a vintage clip of Arsenio Hall confronting queer activists demanding more representation. Was Arsenio a queer ally before it was required in your Instagram bio?

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Zach Noe Towers joins the guys this week to talk about clinical depression, garlic festivals and the art of the tight butthole. Also, now that a lesbian holiday movie has arrived on Hulu just in time for Christmas, will Brent, Eliot or H. Alan be watching? And what's the weirdest stuff your hosts have jerked off to? Plus, H. Alan doesn't get Schitt's Creek. SHOTS FIRED!

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Trump who?! The guys celebrate the defeat of 45 for the benefit of the queer community and humanity in general. Then, TikTok queen Grace Kuhlenschmidt does her best to explain TikTok to Brent, Eliot and H. Alan. And after the dreadful week of panic leading to to the election, the guys provide their methods of stress relief. Also, how often do YOU think of Meredith Baxter Birney?

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Comedian and longtime straight friend of the guys Dan St. Germain joins to talk about his experimental phase in theater school ...and other stuff, but you're going to want to hear about him getting an HJ from "the LeBron James of gays." And when German director Werner Herzog insists he spent decades with no idea that John Waters was gay, should we believe him? Or does that leave you "simply gobsmacked?" Plus, if you're not gay on TikTok, WHAT ARE YOU EVEN DOING? Meet the homiesexual!

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Kerri Doherty of the Golden Girls recap podcast Out on the Lanai re-joins her co-host H. Alan Scott (and his friends Brent and Eliot) for a crossover episode honoring one of the queering sitcoms of all time. Then, the guys board the anti-Chris-Pratt Express, weighing on whether the God-fearing Christian should be canceled for following right wingers on social media. And now that the Pope is officially down with civil unions, is it finally time to convert? Oh, and for a fun drinking game for the episode, take a shot every time Brent mentions Food Network personality Alton Brown (and prepare to get BOMBED).

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What was Brent James Sullivan REALLY like in college? Comedian, screenwriter and fellow "Harvard of the midwest" University of Michigan alumni John Hartman joins the guys to reminisce. Plus, just how cheeky is it for gay men to hijack the #ProudBoys hashtag with pictures of dude-on-dude romance? Can we roll our eyes yet? And Brent, Eliot and H. Alan bring you up to date on how they're handling COVID more than six months into the pandemic.

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