Legendary sketch writer Lauren Ashley Smith comes on and tells the amazing story behind meeting her wife and landing in the NYTimes. But first, the guy's discuss Russia's 81st crackdown on gay kids this year. And finally, Brent shares a very weird story about a possible...fake nurse? 

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Do not miss comedian Debra DiGiovanni's insane green card story (alongside plenty of other tidbits). Plus, why is Grindr trying to rebrand as a LinkedIn competitor? 

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The guys field some fun, cute, probing, and even contentious questions from their ravenous fan base! Plus find out why Stephen Miller's boycotting Frosted Flakes (lol) and Brent explains his love of sorbet!

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Political operative Brian Derrick shares some rather ominous thoughts about the upcoming election.

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Pete Zias joins to explain his obsession with tabloids and why they're not just for "grandmother women" anymore. And Brent spotlights the edgelord vibe of asking "Have we met?" on a gay dating app. Then, we go to the doctor, we go to the mountains -- it's never too late for an Indigo Girls renaissance!

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Anna Roisman, comedian, impressionist and former HQ hostess, gives the guys a lesson in Hilaria Baldwin 101 and it's...how do you say, cucumber? Plus, the guys explore the complicated queer tank top. And Brent's existential dread about AI on Grindr comes to a head. Just one piece of advice: don't bother Eliot in the middle of Mare of Winningham.

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TV writer Brian Gallivan joins this week and helps the guys each figure out which Wayans brother they find the most crushworthy -- it's Damon Jr. for Brian, as made clear from his days writing for Happy Endings. Plus, #notmyspiderman trends after Tom Holland appears in a gay sex scene and people get mad? And the co-hosts commemorate the 20th anniversary of Queer Eye for the Straight Guy, and H. Alan still doesn't know what Jai did.

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Actress and comedian Arden Myrin graces the fellas with her presence to discuss reality TV and, well, more reality TV. And cookiepuss! Plus, everything to know about the controversy surrounding 303 Creative, this term's Supreme Court case that ruled against a gay man...who isn't gay. And finally, does Brent know this summer's big gay bop?! Scratch that: does Brent know what a "bop" is?

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Zackary Drucker joins to talk about her breadth of film work from The Stroll to The Lady and the Dale to Queenmaker: Making of an It Girl ...and, girl, it's a gift. Plus, can Ron DeSantis actually get ahead in the 2023 political landscape using old school, all American homophobia? And when it comes to native accents, whose comes through the strongest? Ask Brent about his father!

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The funniest comedy writer Sean O'Connor joins the guys to goss about the sexiest baseball players and his conservative parents VERY strange (but sweet!) relationship with their gay BFF. But first, Brent's home state of Michigan is desperately trying to get YOU to move there. And then the guys debate whether it's cool to Grindr all day when you've got young kids at home that probably need food and diapers or whatever.

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