You're Welcome w/ Zoe Nightingale

You're Welcome w/ Zoe Nightingale

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You're Welcome w/ Zoe Nightingale episodes

  • From Bloods to Fatherhood - Shot 19 Times, Two Kids, Two Worlds, and One Unbelievable Story

    Hey guys, been struggling once again, gone back to high school days, reading books and hiding out. Things are scary, but I've been focusing on my inner peace.

    I wish you all so much healing on your journey through this tough time. Here are some words of wisdom coming to you from a neighbor I met on the street — a green-eyed, Irish / Black / Puerto Rican mix of a human, Blood-affiliated, been incarcerated, shot 19 times and still somehow here, still talking, still laughing.

    My advice to you right now is stay home, stay local, buy local, learn new crafts, learn new trades. Stay off your phone. Do not communicate with anybody. Just focus on your inner peace and read books and learn how to make vertical integrated gardens on your roof.

    Who gives a shit. Just fucking stay with your inner peace, because people are out for blood right now. And it is not a time to focus on hate. It's a time to focus on love.

    #homeless shelter, #people, #queer #transrights #rainbowacid #maps #maps #celestial alignment #science #ledzeplin #prince #love

    29 min
  • Let Molly Balloons Deflate Your Trauma with her Drama

    Hello Podcast World!

    Allow me to introduce you to my next podcast guest, Molly Balloons. You cannot imagine her beauty,you'll never belive how quicly you could fall in love with someone until you see her. Just sit down, and dive into the wacky and wonderful world of my dear friend, Molly Balloons.

    Check out all her work www.mollyballoons.com

    Chceck out her Instagram, it's the coolest shit ever...!! @mollyballoons

    You can always find all my work at www.zoenightingale.com

    I'm finally editing the last year of recordings, check back i'll be posting at least twice a month!!

    45 min
  • S*T F*K TORETTES

    FUCK!!!!!! Ben Sheehan, who is a rockstar political/constitutional expert to help me understand how things got so bad, how we can make them better and what each of us can do to fight for the America we want to live in.

    He's written a book, OMGWTF Does the Constitution Actually Say? This book is like a cheat sheet for this of us who need a refresher course in how our government works.

    While this isn't the sexiest episode, it's full of really helpful information about how we got here, and how we can make it better, one vote at a time.

    This is it guys. WINTER HAS COME. Everyone, everywhere has to be doing everything they can to get their friends, family, coworkers, dog walkers, whatever whoever wherever TO THE POLLS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL. If he wins, well...honestly...I don't even want to go there. I believe in the collective good. I believe in light. VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE. Thank you.

    Thank you Ben!!

    Instagram: @thatbensheehen

    Get his book! www.politics-prose.com/book/9780762498482

    Find out all about your elected officials are here!

    www.ballotpedia.org

    My instagram: @Drznightingale

    My website: www.zoenightingale.com

    Music: Noah Lampert check out his podcast

    www.syncpodcast.com

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    31 min
  • Don't Be A Democrat, Get Yourself A Trump Hat // Lets Make America White Again...

    January 20th 2017...Day 1 of 1300.....the day Lord Voldermorts reign of terror began! What a day it was, the sky was smothered in gray clouds, the air was thick with whatever the opposite of hope is, giant military Hum Vees were parked all over with pods of nervous looking Army guys milling around. Helicopters hovered menacingly, circling the sky, their blades adding to the symphony of fear playing on repeat throughout downtown. Sirens were going off in every direction and it generally felt like we were waiting for god to set the whole city on fire ala Sodom and Gomorrah.

    I was raised on George Clinton, Gogo and Ben's Chili Bowl. Politics has always been in my blood. I have been to every inauguration possible since my birth. From the moment I got off the train at Union Station, I knew I was entering enemy territory. Mr potato shaped humans, with interchangeable bland wonder bread features were milling around, all topped off with that one glowing red beacon, the "Make America Great Again," hat.

    I must tell you what a weird fucking thing it is to walk through YOUR hometown and feel like you are the odd man out. I hadn't thought about how much instant hatred and animosity I would feel toward ANYONE who had the tiniest amount of Trump paraphaneila on. I instantly directed all my hate and frustration onto their face and started hoping that terrible things would happen to them, we're talking full on day dreams of them being ripped apart by starving wolves, wishing STD's would explode all over their genitals.. I mean I started going nuts. But I calmed myself down eventually... So I walked, and talked. I listened I laughed. I met many wonderful people who were educated, thoughtful and pleasant who were completely Pro Trump. Everyone was lovely, I had to seriously rethink my ideas about the people who voted for him.

    The thing that scares me the most now is that now that I'm back in NYC I'm unable to tell who the snakes in the grass are. A even worse, most of them are pretty likable!! Worst. The hat was exceptionally useful, like a sneech with a star upon thars, I felt safer knowing who went into what bracket. Pink Pussy hat = friend, Red Trump hat = enemy. Life was so simple and organized that weekend. Good vs. Evil. Left or right. This is what fucked me up about the election in the first place is that I had been living in a echo chamber of my own creation, full of like minded humans whose brains had evolved past 1952 and who shared similar world views to me about seemingly basic human rights, abortion, education, separation of church and state, the environment, immigration, refugees etc....and while I thought the rest of the country had been advancing in a similar fashion, it turns out that the deep amounts of sadness, hate, frustration, fake news and lack of upward mobility has seemingly turned the judgement of people who normally I'm sure, are lovely kind warm hearted people into xenophobic wall loving trumpeters.

    So here we are. We are one country. We are full gorgeous colored humans who came here with all their flavors, dance moves, work ethic, and individual style all adding to the big beautiful crucible that is this big weird fucked up country. We all have to get along somehow. I will say this however, trump folk, you've got four years, 1300 days.... In that time, me and a vast army of kevlar coated pussies are going to be plotting, planning, scheming and dreaming about how to neutralize your hate and banish the patriarchy, because the time for Testosterone is OVER. Millions of galvanized women from all over this great land are organizing and they won't listen to this "Locker Room Talk," anymore.

    FUCK THAT.

    43 min
  • You Can't Always Get What You Want: Election Day

    I have a giant black hole growing inside my body and this election has helped it zero percent. No matter what happens, we are divided, the scum of the dark recesses from all over this great nation have crawled out of their bomb shelters holding their semi automatic riffles, embolden by the joker smile of an Orwellian megalomaniac who has allowed bigotry, xenophobia and racism to squirm out of the rug it's been hiding under and we are left holding our dicks in our hands looking like the biggest fucking joke country of all time. It's embarrassing. The time is now, there is no choice but to start to heal ourselves and then our immediate communities with unending amounts of pure love and hope that we can band together once again and try to fix this bleeding broken country. Good luck tonight. May the best woman win.

    25 min
  • BURNING MAN IS "OUT" // GATHERING OF THE JUGGALOS IS "IN"

    Hey guys this a podcast I did in conjunction with Infamous Podcast by Campside media, about my religious experience at gathering of the jugglalos.

    ENJOY !

    Few musical acts have played the heel as well as the Insane Clown Posse. In 2011, the FBI even classified Juggalos, the group's rabid fans, as a criminal gang. But still, every year, tens of thousands of fans make a pilgrimage to Legend Valley, Ohio, for a week of all-out debauchery. Zoe Nightingale reports from inside America's most notorious music festival.

    Behind every infamous news story is a journalist trying to hold power to account. Join reporters Vanessa Grigoriadis and Gabriel Sherman as they take an in-depth look at the most explosive scandals of this century. From high-profile divorces to sex cults to the lies that started a war, they'll guide you through the juiciest, most outrageous, celeb-filled stories of the last two decades, and give you a behind-the-scenes look at what it takes to shine an unflattering light on the world's most powerful people. A Campside Media & Sony Music Entertainment production. Find more great podcasts from Sony Music Entertainment at sonymusic.com/podcasts To bring your brand to life in this podcast, email: [email protected] Learn more about your ad choices. Visitmegaphone.fm/adchoices

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    27 min

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You're Welcome is a satirical improv comedy show whose goal is to find and share peoples stories, from all over the world.

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