Camp Counselors with Zachariah Porter and Jonathan Carson

139 - We Bought A House And Moved Hundreds of Miles Away!


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Surprise! We bought a house! In this episode, we unpack (emotionally, not physically... we are still avoiding the boxes and Buffy likes to sit on them) the chaotic rollercoaster of home buying. The stress, mama! The Scotch Tape Scam of it all!! Each day, our deep disdain for cheapo house flippers wallows deeper and deeper lol. We also discuss why packing is dreadful and why we’d rather be bald in a suit at a Pitbull concert. Plus, we pay our respects to Mother Ethel Cain. Welcome to our officially unofficial counselor cabin housewarming celebration!

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Works Cited:

➜ Rick Rouan. “Fact Check: Yes, Jack Black’s Mother Worked on System That Helped Save Apollo 13 Astronauts.” USA Today, Gannett Satellite Information Network, 30 June 2021.

➜ Hilary Fox. “White Shirts. Black Ties. Bald Caps. Pitbull’s Fans Party like Clones Worldwide.” Hartford Courant, The Associated Press, 12 June 2025.


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