After carefully discussing a visit by the DA and two detectives at 8 in the morning, we talk about women in that weird part of the world where China meets Eastern Europe. Turns out, their feminists are fat and ugly too. This leads to a discussion on shithole countries and the idiots who get murdered there while trying to prove they’re actually wonderful places to be. When we get to the call in portion of the show, it goes so poorly it becomes funny in a so-bad-it’s-good way.