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Bert and Tom take 2 Bears 1 Cave on location at SXSW, broadcasting straight from The Portal, a Por Osos sponsored party house—where the drinks are flowing, fans are mingling, and people are literally jumping off the roof into the pool.

The chaos kicks off as Bert calls back to an insane AI-generated video called "Fat N-word Season," that does in fact exist. From there, they tackle the big questions in life, like what is the perfect boob size and do Black guys really not always fit all the way in during intercourse?

They also get deep about comedians being forgotten in pop culture history, before immediately pivoting to Bert’s questionable SXSW outfit and how he narrowly avoided disaster with Magic Johnson. Ari Shaffir’s name comes up, Bert lays some praise on Tom for his Robert Smith costume on YMH Live X, and Tom tries to wrap his head around Bert becoming friends with Mel Gibson at a UFC event—which might just be the most Bert Kreischer thing ever.

2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 281

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Chapters

00:00:00 - Intro

00:00:47 - Fat Big Word Season

00:07:07 - Perfect Size

00:14:15 - The Legacy Of Comedians

00:18:48 - Dudes Jumping Off The Roof & Ari Shaffir

00:28:16 - Bert's Outfit

00:32:29 - Magic Johnson & King's Coronation

00:38:28 - Mel Gibson

00:48:08 - YMH Live X

00:55:35 - Hunger For Touring & Hanging With Fans

01:03:22 - Bert's Death Wish

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