The intro for this episode was recorded in Burlington, Vermont, because, for the entire month of October, horizontal does america.

Lila is circling the country on a big podcasty solo road trip which began in New York and heads up to Maine, down to Baltimore, across the northern states, down through California, back across the South, up the East Coast … and you can be a part of happening it.

Patreon.com is a platform for crowdsourcing patronage. Whereas in the olden days, an artist survived on the support of one patron, our global web allows everyone who believes in an artist's work to have a hand in sustaining it. You can support horizontal endeavors with a monthly donation of any amount from $1 on up. There are rewards at every level, and the rewards just get more sumptuous. I cherish every Patreon supporter - each dollar means that you champion my mission of cultivating intimacy around the world. This month, I'll use your support for gasoline to get across the country, recording equipment, and horizontal storytelling events, where we record our quickies.

If you can't support horizontal financially just yet, you can still get sensual horizontal photos, video postcards, and missives from the road by signing up for the mailing list at horizontalwithlila.com

And if you know a particularly compelling human with fascinating, raw, vulnerable stories about sex, love, and relationships of all kinds, send me a message through Facebook or the website. I definitely want to know who you think I should lie down with next.

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In this quickie episode, recorded live at my podcast launch pajama party, I lie down with Alana Heiss. Alana is a Google product marketing manager … and a sex writer. She is probably the famous-est real-live unicorn - a term used for the (not as mythical and rare as one might think) person who has sex with couples. She wrote an excellent, titillating article about it for GQ entitled "Confessions of a Real-Life Unicorn." She tells this quickie story at my request, because I wanted more about Unicorn Life. Alana calls herself a "fake gonzo journalist" at the beginning of her story, but I completely disagree. I think she's a real gonzo journalist. You can find her work on alanaheiss.com.

So you know what you have to do, right? Come lie down with us.

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Horizontal's saucy cover art is by the illustrator Shana Shay - find her on 99 designs.com. My intro & outro, complete with sex vox (did you know that heavy breathing, when it's used as an effect in music, is called sex vox? I didn't.), those were created by Alan Markley, plasticcannons on Instagram. And every episode is mixed and mastered by Owen Muir, who you heard at the beginning of this quickie, of Self-Disclosure Productions. You can find Owen on Twitter at @psychdisclosure