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Kurt Metzger joins Lauren Compton for a brutally funny first date that spirals into chaos—soulmates, breakup logic, and why people can't remember Taylor Swift Concerts. Kurt takes Lauren down some insane conspiracy theory rabbit holes and finishes off with a crazy story about a homeless drug addict he scared the life out of.

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First Date Ep. 123

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Chapters

00:00:00 - Intro

00:01:26 - Meeting The Lady

00:03:42 - Reasons For Breaking Up

00:06:08 - Best First Date Idea

00:08:56 - Soulmate Ruined

00:12:41 - Kurt's Pet Peeves

00:18:10 - Kurt At The Emmy's

00:22:24 - 23&Me Lied

00:25:03 - What If You Were Single?

00:29:35 - Taylor Swift Amnesia Syndrome

00:33:21 - Kurt's Conspiracy Theories

00:37:25 - Pussy Takes Work

00:38:57 - Kurt's Hobo Fight