"In nature, there is something called a food chain; it's where the shark eats a little shark. And the little shark eats a littler shark. And so on and so on. Until you get down to the single cell shark. So now replace sharks with paper companies and that is all you need to know about business."

Pull out your binoculars and get your clouds right—this week we’re talking about Prince Family Paper! We dedicate this week’s show to this classic episode from Season 5, covering both Michael and Dwight’s fact finding mission as well as the heated office debate about whether Hilary Swank is hot or not. And along the way we make sure to mention all of the impassioned speeches, koinophilia, and socialist pancakes that go into this episode.

Then we head to the Conference Room, where we wrap up the show by discussing celebrity crushes and our favorite TV on DVD from back in the day. 

Laughter our my job, tears are our game, law is our profession.

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