"Last night, I dreamed that the number two was the most valued number in the world. The vice-president had all the power, athletes fought for silver medals, women were considered the best gender, and stadiums of fans shouted, 'we're number two!’ As with all my dreams, I'm guessing it was about my fear of immigrants." 

This week we’re drafting Office plot lines! But not the main story, the B and C stories that make up our favorite episodes. We go through and draft all of the amazing, hilarious, and iconic storylines that go into the series. And naturally we cover all the bedtime stories, potential vampires, and wooden mallards that go into these episodes. 

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