On today’s episode we discuss insane headlines from across the globe.

SOURCES:

1. https://tribune.com.pk/story/2525224/19-year-old-georgia-healthcare-worker-faces-felony-for-twerking-on-disabled-persons-head

2. https://nebraska.tv/news/local/omaha-man-impersonates-officer-tampers-with-sex-doll-during-transport-gets-jail-time

3. https://wjactv.com/news/local/employee-injured-after-toilet-explodes-inside-pittsburgh-city-government-building-investigation-pennsylvania-bizarre-accident-shattered-

4. https://www.cnn.com/2025/01/20/food/champagne-sales-2024/index.html

5. https://www.ky3.com/2025/01/16/judge-sentences-woman-setting-fire-springfield-home-using-takis-tortilla-chips/

6. https://fortune.com/2025/01/16/brad-pitt-ai-scam-fake-relationship-french-woman/

7. https://gizmodo.com/woman-enters-mri-with-butt-plug-ends-up-in-hospital-2000548594

8. https://www.wfsb.com/2025/01/06/arrest-warrant-describes-behavior-man-accused-riding-past-church-with-sex-toy-helmet/?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark

9. https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2024/dec/30/texas-teenager-poisons-goat-pesticide-competition

10. https://www.dexerto.com/tiktok/man-arrested-after-forgetting-his-drunk-live-stream-of-failed-bank-heist-3016846/

11. https://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/world/student-traumatised-after-managing-to-break-her-jaw-with-aptly-named-candy/ar-AA1wrmpx

12. https://www.telegraph.co.uk/world-news/2025/01/01/russia-fines-party-goers-for-looking-too-gay/

13. https://www.nzherald.co.nz/world/kim-jong-un-bans-hotdogs-for-north-koreans-cooking-them-an-act-of-treason/TKN3HJF3HRHZZHCCJ5L7EPF66Q/

14. https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cg5y1r1eqmpo