Rebuttal

74: 14 Cases That Shouldn't Be Real (They Are)

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(WATCH THIS EPISODE ON YOUTUBE) This is our fourth **Reb's Round-Up** episode—A rapid-fire (or as rapid as Reb can make it) list of cases that deserve to be included in the Rebuttal Podcast universe but are too short to devote a full episode to.

For this Round-Up, Reb gives you *14 bonus cases* for you to tell unsuspecting friends and strangers all about, including:

  • Drones delivering packages to prison;
  • An ex-lawyer in a purple G-string hallucinating a Giant Panda;
  • A bank robbery research project;
  • A $517,000 rock, paper, scissors game;
  • A trip to the morgue and back to the ER;
  • A (former) judge banned from a mall for being a creep;
  • An update on the infamous bee assault case;

    • And more...


    Enjoy!

    LINKS & CASE NAMES

    • Case #1: The Giant Panda Defense
    • Case #2: Moore v. Cecil, et al. (11th Cir. 2026)
    • Case #3: United States v. Stanley (2005)
    • Case #4: Wright v. Shotgun Willie's (2022)
    • Case #5: Wilson v. Midland County Texas, et al. (5th Cir. 2026)
    • Case #6: United States v. Petro (10th Cir. 2026)
    • Case #7: Denison v. Mississippi Organ Recovery Agency, Inc. (Miss. 2026)
    • Case #8: United States v. Blair (11th Cir. 2026)
    • Case #9: United States v. Weatherspoon (8th Cir. 2026)
    • Case #10: Neisser v. Pravec (2008) (Czech Republic)
    • Case #11: United States v. Russell (4th Cir. 2026)
    • Case #12: Commonwealth of Mass. v. Woods (2026) (and YouTube video of bee "attack")
    • Case #13: Operation Bear Claw
    • Case #14: Hooper c. Primeau (2017) (Quebéc's Court of Appeal)

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      00:00 - Intro

      00:25 - CASE #1: The Giant Panda Defense

      03:33 - CASE #2: The Creepy Judge

      04:50 - CASE #3: Robbing Banks For Research

      06:20 - CASE #4: Two Bodies at the Strip Club

      09:20 - CASE #5: "Utterly Bonkers," Says Court

      10:11 - CASE #6: Naked and Acquitted

      11:10 - CASE #7: Donation Gone Wrong

      16:25 - CASE #8: Tan Lines & Can Lines

      20:36 - CASE #9: Prison Phone Tag

      21:24 - CASE #10: Your Body Scratched My Bumper

      23:53 - CASE #11: Cat Blamed For Crime

      25:11 - CASE #12: (UPDATE!) Beekeeper Sentenced!

      28:41 - CASE #13: Operation Bearclaw

      31:09 - CASE #14: Rock, Paper, Scissors, Throuple, $517,000

      40:03 - Reb's Rebuttal




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