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In this week’s episode:

* Nancy’s pro tips on trying to stitch herself

* The TikTok lady on the plane who claimed “that m***erfucker isn’t real” prompts a talk on the dangers of mixing Ambien and alcohol, the nature of religion, and what technology is doing to our sense of reality

* The New Yorker’s story on penis enlargement surgery makes Nancy yelp

* The REAL reason men want larger penises is…

* What is tetanus anyway?

* Nancy makes squoogy food sounds while talking about The Bear

* Sarah has a new reality show addiction

And much more!