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Up for discussion this week:

* The mysterious “TMFINR” woman on the plane is found, and it turns out she was Sarah’s neighbor!

* Is it wrong to reveal the identity of someone who accidentally became famous?

* Florida school officials fear Romeo and Juliet may make teenagers horny

* Sarah celebrates with some of Shakespeare’s dirtiest lines

* Nancy was a soft-core pornographer???

* A new law has Pornhub shutting down in certain states

* Would you give your driver’s license information to a porn site? Neither would we.

* Billie Eilish says watching porn at 11 destroyed her young mind

* Could online porn ever become unfashionable like teen smoking?

* An outro ode to the late Robbie Robertson

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