A. & J. do the unthinkable… hosting a full-blown funeral — or celebration of life — for Gallo Wines.

Yes, THE Gallo. Founded in 1932. The largest wine producer by volume.  Allegedly closing up shop after a historic Gallup poll revealed that 54% of Americans aren’t drinking anymore. A 90-year historic low.

Cue dramatic violin music.

Naturally, we honor the occasion the only way we know how: by drinking a cheap (and slightly questionable) bottle of Gallo Zinfandel that will absolutely guarantee A. has a headache tomorrow.

But don’t worry — A. & J. are not part of that 54%.
 No Dry January.
 No “sober curious.”
 Just beer, beverages, and bad decisions… daily.

Then J. shares a few of her favorite Instagram pages:
 🍺 @the_real.beer.snob — elite-level chugging with friends
 🔥 @murphys_bbq_ — BBQ that looks so good it should be illegal
 ✈️ @intoxicated_traveler — posts that keep J.  laughing out loud

And the grand finale?
A’.s favorite AI voice page that drops wildly inappropriate phrases like “twat waffle.” 

It’s immature.  It’s unfiltered. It’s probably sponsored by Advil.

✨ We’re A. & J.—just a couple chatting about cold Beers, her Boobs and our Debauchery. Thanks for listening, y’all! Cheers! 🍻