We honestly cannot believe we’ve made it this far — TWO YEARS of Beer & Bikini, podcast, listened to in countries all around the world!  Thank you for every download, every laugh, every message, and every wild story you've shared with us. 

We’re celebrating BIG today… in two very on-brand ways. 

**HUGE NEWS: A NEW BOOK RELEASE!**
J.  did something massive: she wrote, published, and officially released her brand-new Kindle book about—yep—Desire Riviera Maya & Pearl resorts in Mexico!

>>> Find it on Kindle, Title: DESIRE DIARIES    Pen Name: Morgan Lind (aka fake name)

This is the, mostly, real story of our first (of many) trips to Desire Resorts—Dripping with all the wild, unfiltered moments we couldn’t say out loud on the podcast, this book dives into clothing-optional surprises, spicy encounters, unexpected hilarity, and the kind of vacation stories that follow you home forever.

Honest, messy, sexy, and absolutely unforgettable. Not for the faint of heart… or the prude. 

**HER FIRST TATTOO**
Yep… for this huge milestone, J. went all in and got her very first tattoo.  And not just any tattoo… a full-on tramp stamp — and she LOVES it. So much that she’s already planning tattoo #2. (Send help… or tequila. Either works. ) 

THANK YOU for being part of our community, for celebrating with us, and for making this wild ride possible. We never dreamed we’d end up with so many listeners worldwide — an incredible, loyal base that shows up for us episode after episode. We are truly grateful for every single download, every laugh, and every time you join us for this crazy, wonderful life ride.

Here’s to MANY more years, beers, bikinis, and stories we probably shouldn’t tell. Cheers!! 

✨ We’re A. & J.—just a couple chatting about cold Beers, her Boobs and our Debauchery. Thanks for listening, y’all! Cheers! 🍻

🌞Pack your sunscreen, your sarcasm, and maybe your imagination—because we just got back from Breathless Riviera Cancun, and ohhh do we have stories.

Yes, it was sunny, sexy, and full of tiny bikinis 👙, cold beer 🍺, and that signature “we’re too old for this but absolutely living for this” energy.

BUT…
The real entertainment? The guests.
Some classy 💁‍♀️, some trashy 🗑️, and some… well, let’s just say full-on c*nts 🫠.
✔️ Yes. REAL LIFE.
❌ No. We were not prepared.

Between dodging flying breast milk 🍼, sipping cold beers & champagne 🍻🥂, this trip did not disappoint.

💦 Expect:

• 👙 Tiny bikinis & zero regrets
• 🍺 Cold IPAs & hotter pool parties
• 🤦‍♀️ Dumb guests with even dumber decisions
• 😏 A very naughty gift A bought for the next vacation (you’re gonna want one)
• 🤭 Us—laughing, slightly judging, definitely oversharing as we sip on an IPA from Save the World Brewery in Marble Falls, TX

🎧 So pop a top, pull up a chair, and join us for the chaos.
 Because what happens in Cancun… goes straight into our podcast. 🎙🔥

✨ We’re A. & J.—just a couple chatting about cold Beers, her Boobs and our Debauchery. Thanks for listening, y’all! Cheers! 🍻

It’s Halloween season, y’all—and J’s had a few too many sips of Kraken spiced rum, so the giggles and mispronounced words are flying like candy from a trick-or-treat bag. 🍬 Meanwhile, A’s getting in the spooky spirit with a Krabash Brewing Rodeo Clown Double IPA, while J rocks her favorite French maid outfit. 

🧹 They dive into why Halloween is the perfect excuse for ladies to dress a little slutty (and own it!), chat about “sexy horror” flicks, and J. spills about her own real-life ghostly encounter—one that couldn’t keep its hands to itself. 👻 Spoiler: it wasn’t her hot man A.

Join us for flirty scares, boozy laughs, and a whole lot of Halloween mischief. 🕸️✨

✨ We’re A. & J.—just a couple chatting about cold Beers, her Boobs and our Debauchery. Thanks for listening, y’all! Cheers! 🍻

🌴Vacay vibes, baby! At the time you’re listening, we’re sipping cold beers on a sunny Mexican beach—adult-only resort style wink wink. But don’t worry, we didn’t leave you hanging—we pre-recorded this fun episode just for you!

We shared a cold Meanwood Brewery Double IPA from Austin, chat about J’s teeny-tiny sporty top (thank you very much), dive into the joys of sex (yep, the book 👀), and A. is on a mission to get J. into those “nipply shirts” he packed for vaca… will she wear them?

And who knows… maybe you’ll catch a few cheeky IG pics from us too. 😉

✨ We’re A. & J.—just a couple chatting about cold Beers, her Boobs and our Debauchery. Thanks for listening, y’all! Cheers! 🍻

Get ready for giggles and maybe a little blush 😏—J. is sharing an article with the top sex facts you didn’t know you needed. 🍑🔥 And hey, you might even learn something about your girl 😉.

So, crack open a cold one 🍻, press play ▶️, and join us for a flirty, fun, and oh-so-educational episode you won’t forget. 🎧✨

✨ We’re A. & J.—just a couple chatting about cold Beers, her Boobs and our Debauchery. Thanks for listening, y’all! Cheers! 🍻

She says no boob talk today, but A has other plans. 😉 This week they crack open a beer that J. really didn’t like—cue gag noises—so tune in to find out why! They also dish on the infamous poop cruise (have you seen the Netflix special yet?), and with a Mexico vacation just around the corner, the burning question is: how many bikinis is she really packing? 👙☀️ Grab a cold one and join the laughs in this episode! 🍻🔥 

✨ We’re A. & J.—just a couple chatting about cold Beers, her Boobs and our Debauchery. Thanks for listening, y’all! Cheers! 🍻

Things get a little tight this week when A. finally figures out what camel toe really is 👀 … while J.’s outfit is serving double trouble with a camel-toe-and-underboob combo that refuses to be ignored.

The mics are hot, the outfit is sexy, and they crack open a cold Festbier from Spindletap Brewery 🍻 (spoiler: J. is not a fan—wheat beer is straight-up ew, gross).

It’s also J.’s 2-year boobiversary 🎉—she’s sharing tips on how guys need to support their girls if they want a boob job, and why she’s celebrating the milestone in style.

And of course, the big debate: What should J. dress up as for Halloween? A. is pushing for a shiny  sexy Fembot, while J. is leaning to Daisy Duke.  What’s your Halloween outfit suggestion for her? 💋 

✨ We’re A. & J.—just a couple chatting about cold Beers, her Boobs and our Debauchery. Thanks for listening, y’all! Cheers! 🍻

Fueled by cold pours from Maple Branch Brewery, A & J rolled into the Fort Worth Stockyards ready for trouble. J was rockin’ her ripped-front sexy shirt—and had bartender ladies straight-up drooling, wishing they could snag it for themselves. 🔥

The drinks kept flowing—beer, whiskey, and Jäger on repeat—until they hit Billy Bob’s, the world’s largest honky tonk. Between country jams, rowdy dance floors, and J getting her country on, the night was pure Texas chaos: wild, naughty, and unforgettable.

✨ We’re A. & J.—just a couple chatting about cold Beers, her Boobs and our Debauchery. Thanks for listening, y’all! Cheers! 🍻

This episode, we’re answering a whole new round of ridiculous questions—diving deep (well, our version of deep) into what’s really on people’s minds. 🍻 Fueled by ice-cold Treehouse Brewing Haze—because if you’ve had it, you already know it’s basically liquid happiness—we get a little loose, a little loud, and a lot hilarious.

🍬 A. throws down the gummy worm whipped cream challenge (yes, it’s as messy and inappropriate as it sounds) and somehow it peaks at… a nipple. Don’t ask, just listen. Meanwhile, J, is basically dying with laughter.

Want to know more about us, our weird quirks, and our personal likes (that probably say too much about us)? Tune in. It’s fun, it’s unfiltered, and it’s definitely us.

✨ We’re A. & J.—just a couple chatting about cold Beers, her Boobs and our Debauchery. Thanks for listening, y’all! Cheers! 🍻

In this cheeky episode of Beer & Bikini, J, slips into a barely-there knit micro bikini—complete with dangling cherries between the girls 🍒—while we sip on Martin House Brewing’s The Serac Stout and spill the hops on our recent trip to their Fort Worth taproom. Let’s just say: she’s already planning the return.

We stayed at the Hilton Southlake just outside of Dallas/Fort Worth, where J. stunned in her little green bikini top and served full-on RBF energy poolside. But the real fun started when he dared her to wear a skirt in Fort Worth… with “the butterfly.” 🦋 What is it? Why was it a dare? Let’s just say... you’ll have to listen to find out.

Tune in for daring fashion, bold brews, and the kind of mischief that can only happen when you're a little buzzed and a lot unfiltered. Fort Worth, we’re not done with you yet.

✨ We’re A. & J.—just a couple chatting about cold Beers, her Boobs and our Debauchery. Thanks for listening, y’all! Cheers! 🍻