BEER & BIKINI

🍻 Back from the road trip! A. & J. crack open on of their go-to's Karbach Brewing Rodeo Clown Double IPA and settle back into life at home—because sometimes a little routine actually feels pretty damn good.

But then we get to the BIG question of the day… 😂

📱 Why do complete strangers ALWAYS ask J. for her phone number when we’re on vacation?!

Seriously. Why does this keep happening? 

She’s just being nice. They want to be her friend. And suddenly… “What’s your number?” 😳

So what’s a girl supposed to do? Give them the real number? Make one up? Go with 867-5309 🎶😂? Create a fake email address just for vacation friends?

They debate J.’s growing vacation-stranger problem and what she should do the next time someone wants those digits.

Grab a craft beer and join us for another round of Beer & Bikini! 🍻👙

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🍻We’re A. & J.—just a couple chatting about cold craft Beers, her Boobs and our Debauchery. Thanks for listening y’all!  

🎥 Be sure to check out our YouTube channel for travel reviews:
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😂He is proudly sporting his Motorboat Captain T-shirt as they wrap up the final stop of their road trip in Destin, Florida!

They checked into the brand-spanking-new Hyatt House Destin, and their suite was so huge they could’ve held dance lessons in there. The room had a full kitchen, tons of space, and a beautiful pool overlooking the golf course—they loved this place!

But J. had one thing on her Destin bucket list: CRAB ISLAND! 🦀🍹 And it did NOT disappoint. Waist-deep emerald-green water, boats serving up food, BYOB, music, drinks…and, of course, random people striking up conversations with her while A. sits back and stays entertained. 😂

And to top it all off? She finally got the Jet's deep-dish pizza and craft beer she’d been craving—and she was F-in HAPPY. 🍕🍺

Listen in for the final stop of their road trip and find out why Crab Island is an absolute must for a party day in Destin! 🍻👙

📩Go to www.BEERANDBIKINI.com and send us a comment, question, or suggestion! 

🍻We’re A. & J.—just a couple chatting about cold craft Beers, her Boobs and our Debauchery. Thanks for listening y’all!  

🎥 Be sure to check out our YouTube channel for travel reviews:
https://www.youtube.com/@BeerandBikini

🍺 Road Trip Part 3 takes A. & J.  from Florida to Thomasville, Georgia—a stop ChatGPT told us we needed to make. We were skeptical. Very skeptical. But J. has to give credit where credit is due… Chat nailed this one. 😂

We explored downtown Thomasville, did a little shopping, checked out some seriously fancy golf clubs and beautiful plantations, and then found Sweet Grass Creamery—home to what might be the BEST burger we’ve ever had. Pimento cheese + bourbon bacon jam? 🤤🍔

Of course, no Beer & Bikini road trip stop is complete without some hotel pool time. And we have to give props to the guy who showed up with his six-pack perfectly chilled in a plastic store-brand ice bag. No cooler? No problem. 😂🍺

But before we left The Villages, there was one very important question…

Did she get to see her favorite 87-year-old one more time? 👀

Listen and find out!

📩Go to www.BEERANDBIKINI.com and send us a comment, question, or suggestion! 

🍻We’re A. & J.—just a couple chatting about cold craft Beers, her Boobs and our Debauchery. Thanks for listening y’all!  

🎥 Be sure to check out our YouTube channel for travel reviews:
https://www.youtube.com/@BeerandBikini

Road Trip Part #2 starts exactly how you’d expect from Beer & Bikini… with J. topless again. 😂 Hey, it’s HOT and humid in Central Florida!

And what are they drinking? Cigar City Brewing’s Florida Man Double IPA — a dangerously delicious 9% ABV! 🍺🔥 Strong, hoppy and AMAZING.  

First, they reminisce about Night #2 at the legendary Flora-Bama in Orange Beach, Alabama — live music, way too many beers and some overly friendly girls who seemed very interested in hooking up with J. 😏

Then it’s back on the road to The Villages, Florida — the world’s largest 55+ community. 🌴And apparently retirement looks a whole lot more fun than they thought.

J’s favorite moment wasn’t the music or the bars. It was sharing a beer with an 87-year-old man who turned out to be one of the most interesting and entertaining people they met on the entire road trip. ❤️ 

📩Go to www.BEERANDBIKINI.com and send us a comment, question, or suggestion! 

🍻We’re A. & J.—just a couple chatting about cold craft Beers, her Boobs and our Debauchery. Thanks for listening y’all!  

🎥 Be sure to check out our YouTube channel for travel reviews:
https://www.youtube.com/@BeerandBikini

Beer & Bikini is hitting the road! 🚗🍺👙

The road trip is officially underway! 🚗🍺  recapping the first leg of their adventure, they crack open Ghost in the Machine IPA from Parish Brewing in Lafayette, Louisiana—by far one of her favorites.

After a quick night in Lafayette, it’s back on the road—and of course, no Southern road trip is complete without a stop (or two!) at Buc-ee’s! 🦫 First up: Pass Christian, Mississippi. 

Then it’s on to Orange Beach, Alabama, with one very famous destination on the itinerary: the legendary Flora-Bama! 🍹🎶

One of the world's top beach bars, The Flora-Bama Lounge is located uniquely on the Orange Beach, Alabama and Perdido Key, Florida line.

The legendary Flora-Bama has been sitting on the Florida-Alabama state line since 1964, becoming one of the South’s most iconic beach bars. In 2014, Kenny Chesney released “Flora-Bama” and played a massive free concert on the beach that drew more than 40,000 fans.

Did it live up to the hype? Did they love it? And more importantly… what kind of trouble did they get into?

Grab a beer and listen to find out. 🍻

📩Go to www.BEERANDBIKINI.com and send us a comment, question, or suggestion! 

🍻We’re A. & J.—just a couple chatting about cold craft Beers, her Boobs and our Debauchery. Thanks for listening y’all!  

🎥 Be sure to check out our YouTube channel for travel reviews:
https://www.youtube.com/@BeerandBikini

While A. & J. are off enjoying a little vacay 🌴🍹, they are bringing back one of our most popular past episodes!

“New to Desire Riviera Maya? Let’s Chat”  🔥

If you’re planning your first trip to Desire Riviera Maya—or just curious about what it’s really like—this one’s for you. We share our experiences, tips, and plenty of honest talk about what to expect.

So grab a drink, kick back, and enjoy this Beer & Bikini favorite while we’re out making some new vacation stories of our own! 🍺 

📚 Be sure to grab a copy of J.’s uncensored book, DESIRE DIARIES, written under the pen name Morgan Lind, about their very first trip to Desire Resorts!

CLICK HERE TO get your copy on Amazon (Kindle+paperback) AND  NOW on Spotify Audio Book!

📩Go to www.BEERANDBIKINI.com and send us a comment, question, or suggestion! 

🍻We’re A. & J.—just a couple chatting about cold craft Beers, her Boobs and our Debauchery. Thanks for listening y’all!  

🎥 Be sure to check out our YouTube channel for travel reviews:
https://www.youtube.com/@BeerandBikini

A shorty episode before we hit the road! 🍺👙

This week, we’re switching things up and trading the beer for rum and vodka. He’s perfectly happy with the cheap stuff, while J. apparently has much more expensive taste when it comes to her spirits. 🍹😂

J. also shares her latest adventure—selling feet pics on FeetFinder! 👣😈 She’s just getting started, but give her a little time… because you know she’ll have stories to tell.

Plus, J. got a message from someone who loved her 'Desire Diaries' book and  appreciated A. & J. having the guts to put themselves out there and talk openly about couples, intimacy, and keeping that connection alive. ❤️🔥

It’s a quick pour, a little oversharing, and then we’re signing off because Beer & Bikini is hitting the road! 🚗🍹👙

Cheers, y’all—we’ll see you after the road trip! 🍻

📩Go to www.BEERANDBIKINI.com and send us a comment, question, or suggestion! 

🍻We’re A. & J.—just a couple chatting about cold craft Beers, her Boobs and our Debauchery. Thanks for listening y’all!  

🎥 Be sure to check out our YouTube channel for travel reviews:
https://www.youtube.com/@BeerandBikini

This week on Beer & Bikini, things get a little weird, a little sexy, and—as usual—a little inappropriate. 🍺👙

Does J. have a secret stalker sending her Victoria’s Secret? 👀 A. isn’t exactly concerned… especially after seeing the outfit. 😂

Then J. shares how she helped A. survive a brutal three-hour Zoom call—by sending him new bikini pics from the bedroom, of course. She posted a couple pics on their Instagram and was completely confused by the unusually large number of likes. A. had to enlighten her on exactly why everyone suddenly became so generous with the ❤️ button. Apparently, J. missed something rather obvious. 😂

This week’s beer is Founders Brewing Dirty Bastard Scotch Ale— a craft beer that is strong, smooth, a little dirty…and pretty damn tasty. 🍺

And finally, it’s Rapid-Fire Question Time! No thinking, no dodging, and no time to come up with a respectable answer. They both have to answer—and, as you can imagine, things go downhill fast.

Bikinis. Craft Beer. Questionable answers. And sharin secrets. Just another week on Beer & Bikini. 🍺👙🔥

📩Go to www.BEERANDBIKINI.com and send us a comment, question, or suggestion! 

🍻We’re A. & J.—just a couple chatting about cold craft Beers, her Boobs and our Debauchery. Thanks for listening y’all!  

🎥 Be sure to check out our YouTube channel for travel reviews:
https://www.youtube.com/@BeerandBikini

We PIVOT like a stripper on a pole! 😂💃

 When J. found out their upcoming adults-only fall getaway would be under renovation—and CLOSING the main pool while they were there—she said, “Oh, HELL nah!” 😳 

So what did they do? 

The took a leap and booked a trip back to DESIRE RIVIERA MAYA! 🔥

📚 And speaking of Desire… J. is SHOCKED that sales of her book, Desire Diaries, have taken off! It’s all about A. & J.’s very first trip to Desire—the clothing-optional adult Disneyland. 😈👉 Grab her book at mydesirediaries.com

 🍺 This week’s beer: Voodoo Ranger Super Juicy IPA — a whopping 11% ABV! from New Belgium Brewing, one of the biggest names in American craft beer.
 
Then things get a little naughtier… 😏

📱 An Instagram follower tells J. she'd do really well on OnlyFans. J. is intrigued—but can't figure out why anyone would actually PAY to see her in a bikini. 👙💰

A. however, has some other photo suggestions. 🎧 Listen to find out what he has in mind!

🍺 Craft beer. 👙 Bikinis. 🌴 Desire. 📚 Book #2. And possibly… OnlyFans?!

Just another episode of Beer & Bikini. 😈🍻

📩Go to www.BEERANDBIKINI.com and send us a comment, question, or suggestion! 

🍻We’re A. & J.—just a couple chatting about cold craft Beers, her Boobs and our Debauchery. Thanks for listening y’all!  

🎥 Be sure to check out our YouTube channel for travel reviews:
https://www.youtube.com/@BeerandBikini

Boobs are baaaack! (.)(.) And A. & J. are VERY excited about it. 😂 

🤓📚In this episode, J. breaks out his favorite sexy librarian look —glasses included—and he quickly gets reprimanded for being way too loud. 🤫 

Then they dive into the latest trend: boobs are officially back 🙌and J. couldn’t be happier that his favorite assets are finally having their moment again. 😏

But first… BEER! 🍺 J. puts A. to the test with a blind tasting of two Saint Arnold Brewing beers. Can he actually tell which is which—or has he been bluffing about those beer skills all along? 👀🍻

📖 PLUS — A. says go buy J.’s book, Desire Diaries, written under her pen name Morgan Lind, at MyDesireDiaries.com.  It’s the real-life story of their first trip to Desire Riviera Maya in Mexico. Think clothing optional, lots of blushing, and a very unique couples resort designed for reconnecting. 

💌 Want to send a message to J.? Visit MyDesireDiaries.com and say hello! 👙🍺

Boobs. Craft Beer. Blind tasting = Bad behavior.
Just another episode of Beer & Bikini. 🍺👙😈

📩Go to www.BEERANDBIKINI.com and send us a comment, question, or suggestion! 

🍻We’re A. & J.—just a couple chatting about cold craft Beers, her Boobs and our Debauchery. Thanks for listening y’all!  

🎥 Be sure to check out our YouTube channel for travel reviews:
https://www.youtube.com/@BeerandBikini