I will take epic fails for $100, please, Pat! On this episode we've got some epic fail tales to share with you.  Picture this: J. flying off the stripper pole as it came tumbling down, bruising her lil tush in the process—ouch! From "trick" fails to beer fails that ended in hilarity, we're spilling all the funny details as we partake in some Melvin Brewing Asterisk IPA brews.   We recap our trip to the new Club Cabana Pool club and bar in Austin, and J. may or may not have spilled she likes to lick the tip of the pickle! 

But wait - our Instagram followers are the true winners here! When J. asked them for more podcast topics, beer suggestions, or whatever they wanted to know, they didn't disappoint! No one fails when you crack open a cold brewski, tune in to our podcast, and laugh along with us!  

✨ We’re A. & J.—just a couple chatting about cold Beers, her Boobs and our Debauchery. Thanks for listening, y’all! Cheers! 🍻

This is part 3 of when J. asked Beer & Bikini Instagram followers to suggest podcast topics, beer reviews, and wild questions!

In this episode, we dive into all the juicy questions from our "anonymous" followers. Ever wondered how often we "get it on" each week? Or our go-to cheap beer choices? We spill our crazy drunken escapades as young adults, share stories of cars getting towed, and reveal their favorite meats he smokes for her on the Pitboss. 

J. even dishes on her preference for keeping it long and slow, getting things warmed up, let the juices flow, and then going hot and hard.  

Pour a cold brew and let the fun begin!

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When Hurricane Beryl comes stormin' in, A. & J. pivot like J. does on her at home stripper pole, swapping their 4th of July Mexico getaway for a good ol' Texas staycation. They embrace a hell-raising good time in Fredericksburg, Texas, with tiny tops in Luckenbach, Texas with "♫ Waylon, Willie and the boys♫", J. dances on the stage at Old 290 Brewing while savoring Hell Raiser IPA, and knocking back cold ones at Fat Ass Brewing. They sneak in some cheeky drive-by boobie looks at Alstadt Brewery, play around downtown German Fredericksburg, and revel in bikinis, poolside fun, and sexy vibes at Carter Creek Winery and Resort. It's a wild, unforgettable adventure you don't want to miss y'all! 

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On Fridays, we wear pink! ... and J's pink top is seriously see-through! A. dares her to wear it out in public, turning up the heat on an already steamy episode. J. gets extra frisky after a Shiner Shandy, while A. dives into the Eggo Brunch in a Jar.. she isn't a fan, but she's all about A's creamy goodness.

This episode is part 2 of when J. asked Beer & Bikini Instagram followers to suggest podcast topics, beer reviews, and wild questions... and they did not disappoint! From risqué tales to daring dares, A & J recap their wildest vacation escapades, with Desire Riviera Maya resort taking the top spot. Pop open a cold one, and join us for a naughty, fun-filled adventure you won't want to miss! 

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Oh, this one is fun! J asked Beer & Bikini Instagram followers to suggest podcast topics, beer reviews, questions... anything goes! And our followers did not disappoint... which is how J discovers in the delicious Dogfish Head World Wide Stout and instantly falls in love with this rich, dark dimensional brew. The questions and topics include being stranded on a deserted island, bikinis, "who would you (___)" scenarios, and more!  Grab a cold one, sit back, and join us for a fun-filled episode! 

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Welcome to our wild and witty chat where we tackle the real questions in life! Where can we find small tank tops for J with hilarious sayings like "Billy Bob's Boobs"?  We'll dive into her favorite crazy high heels she wore to Hop Thief Taphouse and the wall of beer taps.  Her new obsession with Clown Shoes Beers Space Cake Double IPA, and J says it’s so good it tastes like "you're getting lucky in a few minutes!" Join us for a fun and cheeky episode filled with laughs, style tips, and some naughty banter! 

✨ We’re A. & J.—just a couple chatting about cold Beers, her Boobs and our Debauchery. Thanks for listening, y’all! Cheers! 🍻

She's not just tired; she's fabulously fatigued from burning the candle at both ends with looong hours of hustle. So, we grabbed a much-needed big beer in an Oktoberfest glass, and A went on a hilarious explanation as why you should never mess with muffins. We rant about sh$tty bosses and J drops some serious wisdom with her favorite quote: "Mediocrity always attacks excellence." And oh boy, did she quit her job?! Sip on a cold brew and join us for laughs, rants as we navigate the ups and downs of life with a flirty twist. 🍻✨ 

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In this episode, we recount our trip to Dallas, Texas, diving into topics that are dumb, smelly, and all about beavers. We share our favorite moments, including a visit to Truck Yard The Colony, encounters with hilariously bad customer service, and an unforgettable smelly story. Plus, we rave about the Pinthouse Brewing Lost Wild Triple Hazy IPA—it's as wild as J! Tune in for a fun and chaotic recap of our Dallas adventures!

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Our 4th and final episode of  trip to Ambergris Caye, Belize, we take you on an adventure to the stunning Mahogany Bay Resort. We share  insider secrets to securing an overwater Bali bed on their exclusive and gorgeous island.  J. had several bikini wardrobe changes, including some sneaky swaps in the Bali bed! This might just be our favorite island yet, and we've been to plenty. With hammocks in the water, a beautiful beach, delicious food, and a mix of sexy relaxation and fun, it's the perfect escape with ice-cold beers and skimpy bikinis. 

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In this episode #3 on our beautiful Belize trip, we share the magic of Matachica Resort, as J falls in love and lust with this stunning looker, even with a cute peeping Tom watching her every move in the shower. From endless drinks on the Pier Pods, to J's 47 bikinis, beaches, pools, and sexy serenity, plus a schmooze cruise thrown in, it's a secret J wants to keep to herself!

✨ We’re A. & J.—just a couple chatting about cold Beers, her Boobs and our Debauchery. Thanks for listening, y’all! Cheers! 🍻