🌞Pack your sunscreen, your sarcasm, and maybe your imagination—because we just got back from Breathless Riviera Cancun, and ohhh do we have stories.

Yes, it was sunny, sexy, and full of tiny bikinis 👙, cold beer 🍺, and that signature “we’re too old for this but absolutely living for this” energy.

BUT…
The real entertainment? The guests.
Some classy 💁‍♀️, some trashy 🗑️, and some… well, let’s just say full-on c*nts 🫠.
✔️ Yes. REAL LIFE.
❌ No. We were not prepared.

Between dodging flying breast milk 🍼, sipping cold beers & champagne 🍻🥂, this trip did not disappoint.

💦 Expect:

• 👙 Tiny bikinis & zero regrets
• 🍺 Cold IPAs & hotter pool parties
• 🤦‍♀️ Dumb guests with even dumber decisions
• 😏 A very naughty gift A bought for the next vacation (you’re gonna want one)
• 🤭 Us—laughing, slightly judging, definitely oversharing as we sip on an IPA from Save the World Brewery in Marble Falls, TX

🎧 So pop a top, pull up a chair, and join us for the chaos.
 Because what happens in Cancun… goes straight into our podcast. 🎙🔥

✨ We’re A. & J.—just a couple chatting about cold Beers, her Boobs and our Debauchery. Thanks for listening, y’all! Cheers! 🍻