You may have noticed things got quiet around here… In this episode, we pull back the curtain on what really happened to J. 

We’re talking about why the mic went silent—and what’s next. Spoiler: It’s raw, it’s real, and it’s a comeback you won’t want to miss.

✨ We’re A. & J.—just a couple chatting about cold Beers, her Boobs and our Debauchery. Thanks for listening, y’all! Cheers! 🍻

Let Me See Your Pickles Bounce! Don’t sleep in the cheese! And if you're rocking slippers after 10pm… better watch out—you might just end up in cuffs. Is this the aftermath of a wild drunken night, or are these actual state laws? Spoiler alert: they're real (unfortunately), even the no donkeys in the bathtub!

Join us as we dive into the bizarre and hilarious world of weird state laws that’ll make you say, “WTF… seriously?” J. can’t stop giggling (blame the apple cinnamon whiskey), and she just can't quit giggling at every eyebrow-raising facts.

Come for the chaos, stay for the kink—uh, we mean facts.

✨ We’re A. & J.—just a couple chatting about cold Beers, her Boobs and our Debauchery. Thanks for listening, y’all! Cheers! 🍻

Things heat up right away as A. can’t help but gush (and maybe drool a little) over J.’s nipply, peach-poppin’ shirt—perfectly matched with the dreamy can art on a cold, crisp Hop Sprocket Hazy IPA from Real Ale Brewing. It’s a whole vibe, and we are here for it.

The duo spills the spicy details of their return to Hilton Playa Del Carmen Adults Only All-Inclusive - think: top-shelf cocktails in a bali bed cabana, sexy tips to elevate your beachside lounging, a wild silent disco under the stars, and all the things that make HPDC a return trip. 

Oh, and about that mystery man creeping on the beach snapping pics of J... yeah, we’ve got stories.

Come for the laughs, stay for the sass. 🍹🌴📸

✨ We’re A. & J.—just a couple chatting about cold Beers, her Boobs and our Debauchery. Thanks for listening, y’all! Cheers! 🍻

🍻 As they crack open a cold one with A. & J. as they recap their unforgettable week-long vacation, starting with a tall boy of Kilt Switch Scottish Ale from 903 Brewers. After a whirlwind trip, J. is rehydrating with a little Liquid IV (and maybe a splash of vodka—😉).

🏖️ Their adventure kicked off at the stunning JOIA Paraíso by Iberostar adults-only all-inclusive resort, where they scored an unbelievable upgrade from a base garden view room to one of the top-tier oceanfront walkout butler suites—totally free! 💸 It was a genius move by the resort because they were instantly smitten with this sexy paradise.

🔁 Tune in to hear why they’re already planning their return, plus a bonus story about the infamous chaise lounge in their suite (😉😉). You don’t want to miss this one!

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It finally arrived—the custom boudoir photo book, and let’s just say... his work productivity just took a serious hit. 😏 Should he casually flip through it during work Zooms? Probably not. Will he? TBD. 🤣

Meanwhile, we crack open a Real Ale Brewing Co. Blanco, TX Black Quad Ale and get deep into our preferred perfect brewing conditions—no kids, good vibes, and zero responsibility. We also dive into the Bearded Monk bottle shop in Denton, their legendary social media game, and of course, our personal shotgun beer funny stories (spoiler: injuries were involved 🍺💥).

Grab a drink, flip through your favorite distraction, and let’s talk beer, boudoir, and bad decisions. 🍑🍻

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A. & J. kick things off with Destihl Brewery’s Steal Your Haze IPA, complete with pirate vibes that spark a wild debate—did pirates really get their fair share of T&A while pillaging and forging? J. even volunteers to be A.’s dirty wench to find out. 😏

Speaking of pirates, they dive back into their Belize obsession after a listener thinks it’s out of reach for them. Spoiler alert: It’s more affordable than you think, and the adventure is so worth it! From golf cart cruising around their favorite island, Ambergris Caye, to hitting overwater bars perfect for hot bikini shots, they spill why this is a must-visit destination year after year. 🌊🍹

You know what to do.. crack open a cold one, hit play and set sail with us! ⛵🔥

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Join us as we sip a Mystic Mutant IPA 🍺 from Oskar Blues Brewery and compare two irresistible travel vibes: Hawaii’s laid-back charm 🌺 versus Mexico’s sizzling sexiness 🇲🇽. In this episode, he scores a giant digital frame so he can binge on rotating boudoir snaps of her 📸—prompting her hilarious reaction, “Holy shit, is that really my ass?!” 😂 And with a cool breeze blowing through the boobies 🍃, on a chilly Texas day, she turns up the heat in a wild, boobie-baring sweater 🔥. Tune in for beer, banter, and bold adventures! 

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Finally! The BIG reveal and they get to see all of her boudoir photos, and let’s just say, choosing which ones to order wasn’t easy—kind of like walking into a brewery and wanting to try every beer! 🍺✨ 

We kicked back with a Catacomb Master IPA from Hubbard’s Cave Brewing while diving into all the details—J’s excitement, her nerves before the big reveal, and the entire boudoir experience. 🍺📸

His biggest takeaway for the guys? If your lady wants to do a boudoir shoot… let her. Trust us, you’ll be the one reaping the rewards. 😉🔥

Grab a beer, hit play, and remember for even more behind-the-scenes fun, make sure you’re subscribed to our Patreon page www.patereon.com/beerandbikini🎙️🔥 

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She spills the details and spares no secrets! This episode turns up the heat as J. reveals the sultry, unfiltered story of her ultimate fantasy come to life—a steamy, leather-clad boudoir photo shoot featuring whips, bondage, and pure seduction. 

But what really goes down in a boudoir session? From the anticipation and nerves to the moment the photographer sprays your boobies down with water while you’re wearing little to nothing, J. shares every sizzling detail.  

Join A. & J. as they sip on a Sodbusted Simcoezilla IPA from Gigantic Brewing Company and share the details! Buckle up—it’s about to get spicy! 🔥📸🍻 

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A. surprises J. with a gift she’s always dreamed of—no, not the centerfold spread (yet) 😉—but a sultry boudoir photoshoot that's every bit as naughty 🔥📸. Join the duo as J. gushes over leather, straps, and an overdue trip to the naughty store to prep for her steamy session💋. From glam squads to sexy sets, the anticipation is sizzling🔥.

With beer in hand  and a buzz in the air, they spill some naughty secrets 🤫 about a potential Patreon account featuring peeks 👀 of J’s boudoir photos and even more uncensored, unfiltered podcast content 🎙️.

⚠️ Warning: May inspire lingerie shopping sprees and naughty dreams. 

✨ We’re A. & J.—just a couple chatting about cold Beers, her Boobs and our Debauchery. Thanks for listening, y’all! Cheers! 🍻