BEER & BIKINI

This week on Beer & Bikini, it's all about 2 cans for her cans! 😏

A. puts J.'s taste buds to the test with two big, bold Texas imperial stout craft beers:
🍺 Raspberry Temptress Imperial Stout from Lakewood Brewing (Garland, TX)
🍺 Ridiculous AF Peanut Butter Chocolate Imperial Stout from Saloon Door Brewing (Pearland, TX)

Will J. discover a new favorite... or will it be a big ol' EWWWW!? You'll have to listen to find out.

The duo also recaps a laid-back redneck blow-up pool day with nice cold mister, where the Texas sun completely wiped J. out while she rocked her favorite trucker hat and bikini. 

Plus, they chat about their upcoming road trip, what's on the travel agenda, and dive into another round of your burning listener questions with their usual mix of sarcasm, laughs, and completely unsolicited opinions.

Grab a cold craft beer, pull up a lawn chair, and come hang out with Beer & Bikini. It's slightly inappropriate, mostly entertaining, and always a good time.

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🍻We’re A. & J.—just a couple chatting about cold craft Beers, her Boobs and our Debauchery. Thanks for listening y’all!  

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They hit the road once again for another unforgettable getaway to the San Antonio River Walk, and let's just say... this trip brought even more laughs, questionable decisions, and legendary stories!

🍀 They kicked things off at Dirty Nelly's Irish Pub, where A. convinced J.  to rock a tiny top while they enjoyed drinks on the River Walk patio.  Between the Guinness, the Jäger shots, and Pinthouse Brewery Electric Jelly Fish IPA, A. was   having way too much fun watching people's reactions to J.'s "girls," the people-watching became almost as entertaining as the drinks themselves. 

📼 Next stop: Be Kind & Rewind, the ultimate 80s/90s throwback bar packed with boomboxes, music videos, and nonstop nostalgia. Oh... and don't miss the story about the mean girl who couldn't stop glaring at J. 😉Instead of letting it ruin the night, she laughed it off, danced even harder, and turned the whole thing into comedy gold.

🤠 Of course, no River Walk adventure would be complete without a stop at Coyote Ugly, where J. proved she still knows how to shake it like it's hot!

🌮 Lunch at Casa Catrina absolutely delivered. The steak fajitas were some of the best they've ever had, and couldn't get enough of the lush, green beauty of the River Walk this time of year.

🎶 And stick around until the very end... because we're debuting our brand-new Beer & Bikini song! Trust us... you don't want to miss this one. 😉

Craft Beer, Bikini's, Debauchery, Texas Girl

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🍻We’re A. & J.—just a couple chatting about cold craft Beers, her Boobs and our Debauchery. Thanks for listening y’all!  

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It's a beer trifecta... or should we say a ménage à trois? 😏 A. & J. crack open three of the oldest beers brewed in the U.S. for a blind taste test. Can they tell which classic brew is which, or will their taste buds betray them? 🍻

Then it's time to nerd out over science, and classic Westerns. A is beyond excited about the upcoming Re-Animator remake, which convinces J. to finally watch the cult-favorite 1985 original. Surprisingly, she actually liked it... but wait... did that crazy scientist really almost go down on the girl? 😳🤔

🌏 Huge shoutout to our listeners in Australia and New Zealand, who made the list of our top countries tuning in to Beer & Bikini! We love that you're listening from Down Under 🍺!

🍻👙 Cheers, bikinis, craft beers, and just enough bad decisions to make great stories... because what happens in the podcast definitely doesn't stay in the podcast. 😉 

#craftbeer #beergirl #beersintexas

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🍻We’re A. & J.—just a couple chatting about cold craft Beers, her Boobs and our Debauchery. Thanks for listening y’all!  

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 🍺🎸 A. & J. RUSHED to see RUSH!  

YEP… THE famous band RUSH on their “Fifty Something” Tour! 🤘🎶 When the third stop on the tour landed not too far from home, A. & J. packed up and did Fort Worth RIGHT.  

 🍺 First stop… Twin Peaks! Delicious food, ice-cold 29-degree craft beer, and let's just say- J.'s low-cut top fit right in. 😂 Even the waitresses couldn't stop complimenting it!

Next stop: one of their favorite breweries, Martin House Brewing for what they're drinking on today's episode — Queen De Minthe Imperial Stout. 👑 A. is a RAVING fan, and for her? Well… you'll have to listen to find out. 😂

 🎸  But the BEST part of the weekend — besides massive amounts of good food (think pizza, burgers, and chicken) — was the RUSH CONCERT!

Lead singer Geddy Lee, new drummer Anika Nilles... There is SO much to talk about, SO much fun to share, and seriously… you've just gotta listen. 🎧🍺

J. even says the concert “blew her mind” 🤯… and she isn't even a RUSH fan! 😂🤘

#fortworth #craftbeer #rushband #twinpeaks

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🍻We’re A. & J.—just a couple chatting about cold craft Beers, her Boobs and our Debauchery. Thanks for listening y’all!  

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🎙️🍺 This week on Beer & Bikini...

🍻 He kicks things off with a conversation about guilty pleasures... think massage tables... and happy endings? 😏

🥤 But first, they're cooling off with an ice-cold Shiner Raspberry Lemonade Shandy from Spoetzl Brewery in Shiner, Texas, on a scorching 99° Texas day!

🌎 Listener Shout-Outs!
Our biggest U.S. audience last week came from Upstate New York—thanks y'all up north and listening! 

And worldwide, we're raising a glass to Spain! She has always dreamed of visiting... bikinis on the beach? He votes for going topless! 😂

⚽ The World Cup is in full swing, and Texas is one of the host locations! We chat about all the excitement happening right here in the Lone Star State.

📸 She also shares her guilty pleasure with the intimate details (and empowering!) story behind her boudoir photo shoot—why she'd absolutely do it again, and why her advice is simple: Guys, book your girl a boudoir photo shoot session... you'll thank us later! 😉💕

Grab a cold drink, kick back, and join us for another fun, unfiltered episode of Beer & Bikini! 🍻👙 #craftbeer #beaches #bikinis

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🍻We’re A. & J.—just a couple chatting about cold craft Beers, her Boobs and our Debauchery. Thanks for listening y’all!  

🎥 Be sure to check out our YouTube channel for travel reviews:
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🍺 We kick things off with a cold one from our favorite Fort Worth brewery, Martin House Brewing Company, cracking open a "Frank the Tank Hazy IPA for a nice little Saturday." If you get the Old School movie reference, congratulations—you've officially earned your membership card to the 🎬 Old School Cool Kids Club. If you haven't seen it yet... go stream it right away!

☀️ A. & J. recap their scorching hot adventure to the PNW, where the temperatures were high, the sunscreen was working overtime, and the only things keeping them alive were 🍺 cold craft beer and 🥃 ice-cold tequila. 

✈️😳 J. also shares the story of a full-blown Karen meltdown during deplaning that nearly had her ready to throw the Karen down in the aisle. Some people really should stay home and avoid commercial aviation altogether. 

And because one trip isn't enough, J. is already counting down the days until Fort Worth, for the Rush concert, breweries, beer gardens, honky-tonks, and a 🍔 Twin Peaks lunch stop all mapped out (.)(.)  🤠 Let's just say poor decisions and great stories are definitely on the itinerary. 🎸 

👙🍻 Grab a beer, slip into your bikini (or don't), and join us for another round of laughs, travel stories, and the kind of conversations that are always better after a couple of drinks. 😎🥃🎙️ 

📩Go to www.BEERANDBIKINI.com and send us a comment, question, or suggestion! 

🍻We’re A. & J.—just a couple chatting about cold craft Beers, her Boobs and our Debauchery. Thanks for listening y’all!  

🎥 Be sure to check out our YouTube channel for travel reviews:
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🦫Yep... it's a Beaver Challenge. Now get your mind out of the gutter! 😆

This week, J. and A. put their taste buds to the test as they compare Belching Beaver Brewery's Phantom Bride IPA 🍺 against the Imperial Phantom Bride IPA 🍻. Could J. tell which was which, or did the beaver win this round?  

😡 Then they get fired uptalking about a US State trying to get rid of fishing, hunting, and rodeo 🤠.  They have some thoughts... and let's just say she's not exactly staying quiet about it.

J. also gushes over her newest favorite Texas Instagram obsession, Baty Ranch Beef 🐂 and Granny's down-home cooking 🍳🥧. That sparks a trip down memory lane as she talks about growing up with home-cooked Southern meals.

And with Father's Day 👨 coming up, the conversation turns to their dads—the good, the bad, and the absolutely hilarious 😂. From childhood memories and life lessons to stories that probably shouldn't be told in public, it's a heartfelt and laugh-filled look back at the fathers who helped shape them.

Grab a cold craft beer, kick back,  and join the fun for another episode of Beer & Bikini!

📩Go to www.BEERANDBIKINI.com and send us a comment, question, or suggestion! 

🍻We’re A. & J.—just a couple chatting about cold craft Beers, her Boobs and our Debauchery. Thanks for listening y’all!  

🎥 Be sure to check out our YouTube channel for travel reviews:
https://www.youtube.com/@BeerandBikini

After getting rocked by classic Texas thunderstorms the night before ⛈️⚡ J. is running on fumes. If you've never experienced a Texas thunderstorm, you simply don't understand the level of chaos that comes with thunder shaking your house at 3 a.m.

To recover, they crack open a cold 🍺 Lone Star Light. Is it craft beer? Nope. Is it fancy? Also nope. But it's Texas, it's cold, and it gets the job done.

Meanwhile, A. debuts his brand-new 🚤 "Motor Boatin' Captain" t-shirt... and yes, it means exactly what you think it means. 😏

Also on this episode:

🔥 Hooters is trying to become more family-friendly... wait, WHAT?!

💸 Women are selling worn panties online for $50+ and now J. has questions...

👙 Should J. launch her own resale boutique featuring "previously enjoyed" outfits from Desire Resorts?

💩 What in the actual hell is a Cleveland Steamer?

😳 Why does J. immediately regret asking that question?

Grab a drink, buckle up, and join us for another completely unfiltered episode full of road trips, questionable business ideas, Texas pride, and way more internet weirdness than anyone asked for.

#TexasLife #RoadTrip #LoneStarBeer #Hooters #PodcastLife  #DesireResorts #MotorBoatinCaptain #craftbeer

📩Go to www.BEERANDBIKINI.com and send us a comment, question, or suggestion! 

🍻We’re A. & J.—just a couple chatting about cold craft Beers, her Boobs and our Debauchery. Thanks for listening y’all!  

🎥 Be sure to check out our YouTube channel for travel reviews:
https://www.youtube.com/@BeerandBikini

On this episode of Beer & Bikini™, A. & J. crack open some Deschutes Brewing Fresh Haze IPA while talking about Never Have I Ever, Truth or Dare, questionable dares, and the kind of stories that probably should’ve stayed private… but definitely make for a better podcast. 🍻👙

J. shimmy-shakes her way into interactions with some of her favorite beer Instagram accounts including Bud’s Beer Blurb, Craft Beer Bob, and The Beerded Brewer all the way from Australia and New Zealand. Which naturally leads to contemplating a trip to Sydney next year… assuming they can find a private jet, a pilot willing to deal with them, and a bed onboard so they can sleep, snack, and drink at 40,000 feet.

Meanwhile, A. casually announces something about the the Mile High Club? 

It’s craft beer, beach energy, flirtation, travel dreams, and total unfiltered nonsense — exactly the way Beer & Bikini™ likes it. 🌴✈️🍺 

📩Go to www.BEERANDBIKINI.com and send us a comment, question, or suggestion! 

🍻We’re A. & J.—just a couple chatting about cold craft Beers, her Boobs and our Debauchery. Thanks for listening y’all!  

🎥 Be sure to check out our YouTube channel for travel reviews:
https://www.youtube.com/@BeerandBikini

J. and A. are back reliving their wild Vegas getaway and their stay at the Hilton Resorts World Las Vegas. The good, the bad, the ugly... but would they actually go back? 😂 

They sure did like the Dawg House Saloon Vegas, cold drinks, and the dangerously delicious Revision Brewing Vegas As F*ck Hazy IPA that may or may not have caused questionable decisions. 🍻😈

This episode’s beer review? 🍺
Voodoo Ranger G-Force Supercharged IPA — a reckless little 11% ABV situation that hits harder than a Vegas hangover and tastes like bad choices wrapped in hops. Do they love it… or does it belong in a casino bathroom trash can at 2am?

They also rant about the most annoying species in air travel: the people who launch out of their seats the SECOND the plane lands and try bulldozing their way up the aisle like there’s a cash prize waiting at baggage claim. J. was absolutely triggered. STAND DOWN, PEOPLE. ✈️😂

Plus, a huge shoutout to FINLAND  — officially the top listener country the past couple weeks! A. talks about his Finnish roots and where he saw his first boobies as a tween boy. Why isn't acceptable to go topless at the beach in the U.S?!   

Cold craft beer. Hot takes. Vegas chaos. Mild public irritation.
Basically everything you need in a podcast. 🍺👙 

📩Go to www.BEERANDBIKINI.com and send us a comment, question, or suggestion! 

🍻We’re A. & J.—just a couple chatting about cold craft Beers, her Boobs and our Debauchery. Thanks for listening y’all!  

🎥 Be sure to check out our YouTube channel for travel reviews:
https://www.youtube.com/@BeerandBikini