1.     A cow and a pig
Cow:  Hello, Mr Pig. Why are you so sad?
Pig:   Everyone likes you, but nobody likes me. They always say ”How lovely the cow is!”
Cow:  Yeah. Maybe I give them milk and cream.
Pig:   I give more. Bacon, pork, ham, and … But why don’t they like me,  why?
Cow:  Maybe you’re too fat. You should do morning exercises every day.
Pig:   Oh, no…
 
词汇:
bacon培根，咸猪肉   pork猪肉  ham火腿  morning exercises 早操