Abject Suffering

A sequel made for literally nobody, in an attempt to make a game for everybody.

Van Helsing is actually the doctor. The character is Van Helsing's monster.

I'm pretty sure I ate Shadow Blasters on Saturday mornings as a kid

Personally, I'm not really sure how, exactly, Hell runs.

Despite it's original and unique title, you have heard the story of this game before.

Game Introduction

Finish one labyrinth and you will be rewarded with a picture of the top half of a woman. Complete two labyrinths to be able to view the entire picture which is approximately 2.5 times larger than the screen. Move the joystick up and down to pan across the image. The game has 15 pictures and a total of 30 stages.

Not a typo.

I hope nobody finds out that I eat like one or two Uncrustables a week.

It's Edcruciating.

Okay, but imagine more muscles. More. MORE, DAMN YOU!