Abject Suffering

Comedy Podcast: Games. With graphics by Factory of Assets.

I've never heard of this holiday before. I guess it's for celebrating mini-games?

This episode is fuckin' RAW!

If you ever wanted a weird CGI Gordon Ramsey yell at you in a lifeless void, oh man, do I have the game for you.

It turns out "Zendor" is what your grand uncle called "debt".

What I'm saying is you just inherited a lot debt.

Come KRUM!

Wine, sodomy and the lash. Or something like that I'm assuming.

I'm not saying it is porn but I sure felt embarassed accidentally googling it at my day job.

Inside of you are two wolves. One is a Litil Debil. The other, a Litil Angle. Who will you listen to?

You know, it's probably about time we give freeware Linux games a shot!

Ew.

Nevermind, let's go to Chili's.

Nobody knows why, but people in the 90s thought if golf video games had comedians in them, maybe that would connect with the kids? Anyway, Eugene Levy fails to convince the boys that this golf is all that whacky.

Bionic Commando is one of the best games for the NES. Taking away your jump and forcing you to rely on predictable swinging physics was (and is!) a novel concept, matched by a delightful semi-serious, semi-goofy tone and exquisite level design. So you can imagine how high hopes were when a sequel was announced. Well, that was a mistake.