Abject Suffering

You have no idea how deep the rabbit hole goes.

This is another Abject Suffering emergency as we sail into the sea of madness that is the Captain Crunch Extended Universe.

In which we introduce the concept of "offboarding week" to Abject Suffering.

This is based on a movie that doesn't exist, and you can't convince us otherwise.

The Frogger Expanded Universe is no place to raise a kid.

We're aware of the coincidence that an episode about witches is numbered 3:33. It wasn't intentional, and that makes it spooky.

Financially ruined by whaledom.

It's, like, totally a game that was originally named Magic John.

You can hear our souls leaving our bodies.

Darren accidentally brings us a kind of okay game.