The beginning of your JRPG is terrible.

There are few experiences as disappointing as figuring out that a game is supposed to be funny.

Solomon joins us to talk about the proto-Miis and candy bars.

We want to tempt you further, so we're releasing another free episode of Exquisite Suffering! There are 60+ episode of Abject Suffering that you likely haven't heard, and all you need to do is go to our Patreon page and back at $10 a month to get them all.

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Welcome to the worst.

Did you know Francisco Franco is most famous for being "stuffy"? MARIOFACTS.

You remember this as a quirky tech demo. In reality, it's a game about pinching boobs.

Maximum baffling. Maximum repugnant.

Hi! Because of the Patreon changes we're making, we want to take this opportunity to serve up a taste of what the premium episodes of Abject Suffering are like. People really seem to enjoy this episode about 50 Cent: Blood on the Sand, so we're making it free.

When you back our Patreon at the $5 level, you get two extra episodes of Abject Suffering per month. If you back at the $10 level, you can listen to every episode that's been released (along with every Adaptation Decay, DuckTRAX... the list goes on).

So go to patreon.com/duckfeedtv and give it a try!

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The weirdest creative Hail Mary we've ever seen a studio throw.