The kids are sick. You know what that means: no school, no work, no sleep, and enough laundry to break you down.  What’s it this time? Strep? Ear infection? Foot and mouth? Fifths ? Lemme guess a “virus”??!

Another year keeping your kid alive!  You did it Mom!! Congrats, girl 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼 all you gotta do now is plan a birthday party to please your kid, his friends, your friends, your in laws, your mom, your husband, your budget, and most importantly, strangers on the internet. Before you pay a deposit on a bouncy house and fire off those evites, take a listen to this ep all about KIDS BIRTHDAY PARTIES !!!

You poor thing. We know you gotta pick up the older, make those turkey meatballs, finish the laundry, and feed the baby ... but all the while, there’s something thick, warm and daunting slowly leaking through your sweat pants, and it’s proof that Mother Nature DGAF what’s on your to-do list. Join us as we discuss what it means to suffer through your period after you’ve had a kid. Warning, this episode is NSFMen. There’s nothing worse than your post-baby period. Period.

#Period #Cramps #MenstrualCycle #NSFM

Here’s a little stocking stuffer for you to listen to while you spend 5 hours wrapping shit that they will open in 5 seconds and play with for  5 minutes and will haunt your credit card for 5 months. We love you mamas!!!!

#Holidays #GiftGuide #Santa

Huh? Wha? Mmmm hmmm sure sweetie go ahead, you can cut your sister’s hair.

#Phub #Phubbing #Snubbing #Texting #Parenting

Pumping sucks. LITERALLY. This week we are discussing how/where/why we pump. Share our panic when the chips are down, the tits are out, and we’re hiding in a bathroom stall tryina squeeze out a few precious ounces before our lunch break is over. Plus ali shares some #wipingwisdom that she used on her 4 yr old. Just another pro move from Hawaii. ENJOY.

#pumping #breastfeeding #liquidGold #breastmilk #parenting

Happy Halloween, Moms!! You know what scares the shit out of us? Hand making our kids' costumes for months and then letting them eat candy for weeks. So what's a mom to do? Call in the switch witch (the WHAT!)? Order some costumes on amazon? Skip the whole thing ? This week we discuss the lengths that we will go to ruin the fun on Halloween, and Sarah makes her husband an autumnal salad. A what ?

#halloween #switchwitch #trickortreat #costumes

Moms, we know you planned to feed them organically, limit screen time, set clear and kind boundaries and never ever have sex with them in your bed. So, how's that all working out for you? This week, it's about the things we said we would never do as parents - but somehow we are out here-doing them. #Nursing&Inserting #NursingandCursing #Parenting

#Parenting #TwoKids #Transitions