Alchemy This

A squirrel in the garage.

Shower thoughts go public.

Medieval road trip/spring break.

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Bank loan officer gets creative on their last day.

Scam artist convention.

Skydiving school.

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19th century travelers on the Oregon Trail, nothing goes right.

Extreme Makeover Home Edition, nothing goes right.

Edible arrangement, nothing goes right.

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Company who books “making a scene” in public.

Worst possible time to go into labor.

Road rage stay.

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New gym were weights are animals.

Scratch off lottery tickets.

Traffic stops/orgasms.

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Football down by the river.

Employees go to coworkers funeral.

Settlers of Catan.

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Camping trip has slasher music in the woods.

Patient wakes up to see surgery on wrong knee.

Peruvian tour guide knows nothing about Peru.

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Amateur kidnapping.

Truck stop in space.

Struck by lightning.

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Jello.

Leonardo Da Vinci’s brother Chuck.

Mysterious island produces 7 times more geniuses.

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Superman has a 2nd secret identity, Take 2.

Paranormal hunter goes to cryptozoology school.

Executive board meeting of “Robert’s Rules of Order” club.

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