Alchemy This

Dirty old lady hits on LifeAlert dispatchers.

Statham’s Taint Vape.

Failed improv comedian is a celebrity childcare specialist.

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A day at the IV League School

A kid runs away and has to prove themselves to veteran runaways

An alien posing as a human working in customer service.

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Shitty time travelers.

Snoofa, “Hold the door” and “Can you buzz me in” at IHOP.

Minimum security prison.

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Superman has a second secret identity.

Moses faces demands from those he freed. 

The drummer is late to the gig.

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Police show up to remove an alligator.

Attic of an Applebee’s.

Stranded in National Park with very little supplies.

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There’s a genie in a bottle of ketchup.

Shia LeBeouf hears Chris Alvarado wants to fight him.

A vape shop.

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Diego the tortoise who saved his species retires to an uninhabited island.

FOMO

A group of dinosaur friends attend the birthday party of a religious dinosaur friend.

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Serial killer accidentally invents a teleportation device.

Why cats don’t give a fuck.

An ad company pitches to the mob.

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Trouble at the peanut butter factory.

Auction house under siege.

Employee of a fast food taco place hates his job, gets promoted.

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Teach a dinosaur how to weld.

The incredible misadventures of Mullet Man and Trans Am Tim.

Ultimate beastmaster-style competition…”Can you beat soup?”

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