Alchemy This

Tina, an adoption agent, visits homes to assess the suitability.

Aliens invade the planet during a pandemic.

Clue-style haunted house murder mystery.

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A fishing guide who thinks they know where all the good fish are, but really don’t know anything.

Marvin McCue uses his new cell phone to chat with family and friends.

Hostage situation training exercise devolves into an actual hostage situation.

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Alchemists slowly begin to learn about James Franco.

Mousetraps.

A meeting between elves dwarfs humans and other fantasy creatures deciding whether or not to breed.

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 Nikki Schitts makes a comeback as a youth pastor.

Sci Fi novelists go on Yoga retreat and leader isn’t what he seems.

2040 — Joey Greer wins the presidency and creates the new national anthem.

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Jacinda Ardern kidnapped by US in bid to change leadership.

QVC host goes on a thrill ride with an Aquarius gem.

Bear Grylls takes “James Heaney” on a wilderness survival trip.

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Butt, Pizza, Small town sheriff.

Confident Count Dracula asks in Sarasota, FL.

An aspiring criminal finally gets selected to commit his first crime, and calls a clean up crew to cover his tracks.

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How the Louisiana Senator got his groove back.

Therapist begins to suspect their clients are all undercover therapists.

Horror movie icons catch up at bar after work Poopo’s.

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Lead actor of a show is so disliked that they sabotage him during the show.

Antiques roadshow cops.

Nudist beach catastrophe.

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Players of World of Warcraft are sucked into the game.

Most regrettable tattoos shop.

High school kids in the nationals of a competition.

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Turns out Super Mario Bros based on real people.

First monster mash dance hosted by gay Dracula.

A group of people delirious with fever trying to communicate with one another.

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