we're here and we're discussing season one episode two of vanderpump rules! the sur pride float is READY and it's time to be SEXY in the SUN, except don't even THINK about asking anyone to help you apply sunscreen because that is CHEATING. stassi and jax are on the rocks, tom sandoval hates the mail, kristen isn't involved but she'll find a way to be, and ken todd is a worm? much to be discussed!

TIME STAMPS:

00:00 – the astrology of the cast

04:50 – do you think you're gifted?

08:29 – we need a SUR PRIDE FLOAT

10:19 – stassi hates her loser boyfriend

14:46 – assume the worst of jax, always

17:14 – lisa has her own jax...

19:50 – scheana gets a TATTOO and she doesn't CARE WHAT YOU THINK

22:53 – jax, why aren't you sleeping at the apartment?

26:22 – WE ARE VERY SERIOUS MACTORS

31:24 – the pride float is DONE and it is FUGLY

33:38 – spandex and KEN, what else do you NEED???

37:11 – applying sunblock is CHEATING

44:20 – this is the worst day ever

47:02 – jax and stassi "squash" the beef

49:35 – a brief sandoval palette cleanser

53:25 – it's peters birthday!

59:20 – LET'S RIP 7 SHOTS IN A ROW

01:01:59 – this is a break up...

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