Emotionally Online

imagining in my minds eye... sitting next to an ex, making a crying video david dobrik style, is actually sending a shiver down my spine... in today's episode, we're talking about the plight of zillennials, primetime and dumb movie-goers, and taking an audience submission about dating a man who just revealed he loves chatgpt... all of this and more! at today's sleepover!

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00:00 – the scooby do-ification of maddie's wardrobe

02:41 – halloween costumes of past and present

10:17 – thank god i never made a break up video

14:29 – the iced coffee debate of it all

31:19 – meg sells maddie on gilmore girls

34:39 – bring back real on screen chemistry people!!

42:33 – my great big chris hansen weekend

51:08 – audience is dating someone who revealed they love chatgpt

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schwartz is NOT a well oiled cheating machine and kristen did NOT do anything wrong AND it IS opposite day!!! in today's episode, schwartz gets blackmailed by jax, kristen goes head to head with lisa, james is the peanut butter baby, and the boys are BEEFING... boof!

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tw: discussion of sexual violence

take care of yourselves, we love you and we believe you.

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this episode goes in the vanderpump rules hall of fame, methinks! in today's episode, miami girl shows up to SUR, we see the kristen vs. diana smackdown, and tom sandoval is peeing his pants out of FEAR!

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edchup, bidness noneya, and being desired! oh my! in today's episode, we're giggling about the demise of ed sheeran's tour, channing tatum's burner account, and taking an audience submission about solitude and yearning to be desired!

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TIME STAMPS:

00:00 – edchup

05:25 – updates on the ed sheeran/macklemore of it all

13:50 – channing tatum's burner account, bidness_noneya lol

27:42 – media made for teen girls is non-existent now

33:00 – i wanna be wanted!

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pov: your swagless manager tricks you into going on a date where he mogs you brandy style for 25 minutes until you leave him to go back to work... this show is the gift that keeps on giving and we're GREEDY FOR MORE BABY!!! i can feel miami girl's presence... she's near... everyone prepare for landing...

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truly an episode for the modern lover girl... today, we're talking about macklemore and ed sheeran, influencers crying about old people eating alone, nyfw party drama, before getting into some audience submissions about overdressing and DIVORCE, mama! so strap in!!

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TIME STAMPS:

00:00 – macklemore and ed sheeran

08:29 – influencer crying about an old person eating alone

16:28 – influencers say nyfw is dead and we don't care

26:14 – "overdressing" and jealous friends

36:29 – divorce and why forever isn't always that romantic

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the bachelorette of the century comes to a close... but not before tom and kristen have what is probably their best conversation of all time! jax comes face to face with someone from his past, kristen almost murders ariana, and shay is being held on camera against his will!! it's the best reality tv show in the world, baby!! let's giggle!!

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scheana's getting married! so we're going back to the SCENE OF THE CRIME and celebrating true love (and no cheating) in miami!! vail is in the priliminary stages of getting jaxed, sandoval is being a diva princess, and there is a man showing full cheeks in a restaurant? all of this and more... in today's pumpcast...

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in today's episode, we're talking about the way sometimes former fats rely on fear to talk about their experience with fatness and how it's actually, not the one universal truth! from two fatties who are well loved and in good community, b!tch! we're also talking about the issues with new age friend comedy shows, feeling fomo for other peoples inside jokes, and self-image while having sex!

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