i've read your messages... i went and saw wuthering heights... and unsurprisingly, i have a lot of thoughts! and my criticism spares no one lol lovers and haters of this movie alike, i have some words for you! we're also chatting about divaphobes, mormon soaking as foreplay, and walking the line between indulging in beauty and accepting yourself as you are.

TIME STAMPS:

00:00 – so many divaphobes!

18:55 – let's talk about wuthering heights...

41:21 – mormon soaking as foreplay

44:28 – beauty, comparison, and self-acceptance

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in today's episode, we're watching the wheels slowly start to fall off and by that i mean, jax is breaking up with laura leigh at her AA meeting, stassi's on the verge of being fired from jobs she's barely even doing, and sandoval isn't vabbing but god, he wishes that he could. i mean surely, this qualifies jax taylor to be in the worst man hall of fame? (he has hundreds of submissions, he holds a world record maybe)

TIME STAMPS:

00:00 – tom sandoval WISHES he could vab

06:25 – getting your first big girl job and realizing you actually have to show up when things suck

11:16 – laura-leigh and jax are at a sauna shop?

18:07 – stassi has a new dog and her and frank? OFFICIALLY done.

19:41 – why do we care about what jax is doing?

21:05 – laura-leigh thanks jax for helping her stay sober...

26:03 – lisa is throwing a dinner party and needs her best servers!

27:04 – the girls are at the pool and the tension is HIGH

28:15 – scheana wants to be liked more than she wants to breathe

29:57 – the most passive aggressive friend group you've ever met

32:21 – jax breaks up with laura-leigh at alcoholics anonymous

41:10 – lisa and pandora are threatening stassi...

46:36 – da boys are at the park? maybe working out? and talking dating with leading expert, jax taylor

53:00 – stassi and laura-leigh go head to head at SUR

58:35 – sandoval playing dress up for 2 minutes

59:50 – scheana can't work the party because brandy's gonna be there...

01:02:40 – jax wants to win stassi back...

01:05:25 – laura-leigh WILL NOT BE GHOSTED

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relationship ragebait! being abducted by mormons! the perils of being an emotionally available dater! in today's episode, we're hitting so many hot topics and i'm DYING to hear your thoughts...

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TIME STAMPS: 

00:00 – i'm back from vacation! 

03:40 – "do any of you even like each other?" 

08:35 – i was abducted by mormons 

13:03 – emotionally available daters have it the hardest 

29:22 – the ethics of telling your partner your besties secrets 

37:37 – judging your own hobbies 

48:44 – stop telling us about your loser husband

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THEY DID WHAT??? WHERE??? Lisa girl, surely there will be consequences... correct? Who knows!! In today's episode, we're talking peterpalooza, giving a customer an atomic wedgie, having sex at work with the bathroom door unlocked, and bringing your unemployed situationship of 2 weeks to meet your parents because everything makes so much sense in this show. I love it here!!!

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TIME STAMPS:

00:00 – have you ever known someone who got an atomic wedgie?

08:25 – the ACTORS are running lines

09:35 – peterpalooza!!!

11:50 – frank does not respect stassi's fashion collumn

14:18 – HR crisis! jax and laura-leigh fucked AT sur?!?

17:02 – stassi and scheana break bread

19:35 – jax and laura-leigh are fucking at MULTIPLE LA restaurants

23:45 – skinny people free yourself challenge

26:50 – katie wants stassi to take responsibility

28:40 – lisa confronts jax and laura-leigh

32:46 – stassi and katie are friends again

34:37 – why isn't frank on the schedule today?

38:18 – how long until you introduce a partner to your family?

39:39 – LISA FIRES FRANK!

44:36 – unemployed frank meets stassi's parents

50:23 – ken bought a pink car for lisa

51:14 – the toms, katie, and kristen are at brunch chatting about the atomic wedgie that rocked SUR

53:02 – THE SECOND BREAK UP OF THE SUMMER

59:00 – maddie dated a frank...

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soooooo you have two crushes at once? there are worst problems to have! in today's episode, i'm putting on my casting director hat and indulging you in all of my top picks for the next season of traitors before diving into some audience submissions and getting into an emotional post show over on patreon! lock in lover girls!

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TIME STAMPS:

00:00 – creators against ice!

05:24 – my dream traitors cast

30:06 – cowboy aesthetic being stolen by the left

33:40 – two many crushes!

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truly one of the most iconic moments to happen within the sur walls methinks... jax has a NEW GIRL and there is IMMEDIATE beef as stassi has a mean girl arc for the history books and scheana finally steps into the spotlight!
 

TIME STAMPS:

00:00 – what's the worst performance you've ever done? 

07:53 – lisa scolds jax post-vegas 

15:47 – stassi and her mom goss about vegas 

19:00 – scheana is performing at the roxy! 

22:26 – peter confronts jax about the rumor that he's seeing a NEW sur waitress 

24:37 – laura-leigh moving at lightspeed in the dating world 

29:04 – stassi CAN NOT work in these conditions 

30:28 – i thought you loved stassi yesterday jax? what's going on? 

34:01 – tom and kristen are throwing a party 

36:14 – stassi rage texts laura-leigh 

39:29 – THE INFAMOUS SUR STAFF MEETING 

55:23 – post-staff meeting 

56:20 – stassi loves a violent metaphor 

57:09 – scheana's roxy rehearsals are UNDERWAY 

01:00:15 – stassi wants to go to the roxy just to bully scheana 

01:01:27 – THE BIG SHOW! AT THE ROXY! WITH SCHEANA AND TINA!

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it's the top of the month and meg's here! today, we're yelling about the state of apathy in dating and my beef with the word casual being used in connection to intimacy in any regard. we're here! we're both in rare form! and we can not stop laughing, as usual!

TIME STAMPS:

00:00 – vanderpump gushing

04:11 – why choose ethical c0rn?

06:27 – meg almost got kidnapped on the way here

12:00 – can i be a bitch for a second?

17:18 – when a thin person asks where you got your clothes and it's from a plus size only brand

20:37 – men stop bugging out over basic kindness challenge

29:59 – is it ever casual?

50:15 – doubting your intelligence? benched

1:00:03 – content designed to make you uncomfortable? benched

01:04:12 – hiding in our apartments from the spirit of michael jackson

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we're feeling extra giggly today as we travel on over to LAS VEGAS to celebrate the birth of miss stassi schroeder and discuss all of the drama that ensues! jax will invite himself everywhere he shouldn't be! friendships will be broken! shirts WILL be taken off! and we WILL MISS SCHEANA THE WHOLE TIME. lock in!!

TIME STAMPS: 

00:00 – watching the new vanderpump rules series and rhoslc 

06:57 – what was your worst birthday? 

15:55 – the girls are packing for vegas! 

19:22 – scheana and shay are getting cupcakes... aaaaaand action! 

24:08 – over at SUR... the b squad requests time off 

25:08 – stassi and katie discuss frank's intentions 

30:27 – road trip! the gangs all here! including those who shouldn't be! 

35:28 – the uninvited servers are under watch at SUR 

39:15 – tensions rise as they check into the hard rock hotel 

40:57 – stassi and frank's romantic vegas getaway is RUINED 

45:21 – the girls make up and they're ready to have a good weekend 

46:22 – peter confronts jax about the pregnancy rumors 

51:45 – CHIPPENDALES! 56:35 – back to sur where lisa loves scheana 

57:17 – stassi's birthday dinner gets JAXXXED 

01:17:13 – hungover from shirtless fighting 

01:24:15 – katie and kristen wish stassi happy birthday

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in today's episode, we're chatting about what's happening in minnesota and how important it is to clock in, call your senators, and abolish ice. we've got some funny business up top, a joke i didn't find funny in the middle, and then we're getting into it. take care of yourselves, love you!!

CALL YOUR SENATORS! https://www.5calls.org

TIME STAMPS:

00:00 – fmk: beating a dead horse, holding your horses, and getting off your high horse

03:33 – a month of indulgence

06:37 – men making jokes about labia is never funny

14:50 – you are not a hero, you are brainwashed

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JAX TAYLOR, ANSWER FOR YOUR CRIMES!!! today, we're talking about season one, episode 3 of vanderpump rules where things are heating up between stassi and frank, kristen loses her mind on a photoshoot with tom's ex hookup, jax is gonna be a FATHER, and somehow all of stassi's friends are still! rooting! for! him! WE HAVE WORDS... get ready to pump it babyyyyy!!! 
 

TIME STAMPS:

00:00 – bringing back fishtail braids

02:26 – pov: you walk into a bar and it's jax taylor

06:32 – meg wants to meet the cast more than maddie

10:32 – girls brunch aka get stassi to give jax another chance challenge

16:30 – lisa girl, we're with you even when we're not

20:09 – we are very serious MACTORS, loan me your concealer

21:40 – kristen and stassi are modeling and tom's ex hookup is here

32:41 – scheaner slaying

33:10 – jax confides in frank...

37:07 – kristen confronts sandoval about his hooters roommate

43:35 – we're at the dry bar and stassi's fucking frank?

48:07 – DO NOT TRUST TOM SANDOVAL

50:09 – why is jax out with katie and kristen?

55:44 – stassi's at the club making out with frank and jax is on all fours

1:00:58 – JAX GOT A GIRL PREGNANT IN VEGAS

01:02:56 – the aftermath of the baby bomb

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