What if you came across this Hinge profile?

“Single and ready to Mingle 

Caucasian. Female.  Ages 25-39.

Looking to “find her zen”.  Immediate pass on anyone not like me, no chance of a smash.  Must be skinny, wear the latest Lulu, and have a guru.  Spirituality is a must, but not too much or that’s gross.  Not looking for any of that “woo-woo” Sanskrit shit, speak American please.  Ready to get your leg behind your head and pierce your way into my heart?  We might be soulmates, but when I see you out I won’t say hi; it’s cool, you are lucky you found me.  Perpetual upbeat attitude an absolute absolute must.  All vibes welcome, as long as they are good.  Speaking of good, you’ve gotta be healthy.  Healthy food, healthy body.  Healthy, natural odors welcome. I have already manifested you in my mind, so you better step up.  Love a good touch session, but don’t worry–you’ll never know it’s coming.  I know your body better than you. Let’s flow together. #alllivesmatter”

Is that a swipe left for you?

Our red flags are up on the podcast this week, and I think you will find them interesting.

RESOURCES

Working In Yoga Website

Working In Yoga Newsletter

Pamela Brown’s Podcast episode