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The Summer Bears are back and sweatier than ever as Stavros Halkias and Chris Distefano return to the Cave for a milestone 300th episode that somehow combines deep psychological trauma, ass-eating, and cholesterol awareness in one glorious mess. Chrissy D reveals his shocking bedtime history with his mom, his late-night transition out of her bed, and how a surprise with a tongue changed the trajectory of his life—and his act. Stav explains how a 3XL shirt, childhood grilled cheese binges, and SNL reruns turned him into the hairy Greek sex symbol we know today.

The bears also dive into the state of late night TV (RIP), Jurassic Park boners, and why Bert and Tom might end up bankrupt with nothing but podcast houses and Uncrustables to their name. Plus, an unhinged Monarch Money ad read, BlueChew boners, Turkish military anal policies, and a heartfelt video message from Tom Segura himself. Are the Summer Bears destined to do this foever? Stay tuned!

2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 300

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Chapters

00:00:00 - Intro

00:03:58 - Big Boy Shirts

00:10:15 - Tongue Punch Your Fartbox

00:19:21 - How Did This All Happen?

00:23:48 - Sleeping In Mom's Bed

00:37:17 - Stavvy's Hangups & Chrissy Late Night

00:48:27 - Bowel Movements & Old Sitcoms

00:54:39 - Stav & Chrissy's Movie Corner

01:00:47 - New Jurassic Park

01:05:01 - A Message From Tom Segura

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