The first caller is an avid arm wrestler who wonders why parents bring their kids to Hooters. The next caller is a chronic Facebook Marketplace lowballer; we get him to confess his dirty deeds and assign a penance. Last, we listen to a voicemail from a guy who has a neat black pheasant.

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