Athletico Mince

By Bob Mortimer & Andy Dawson

Comedy Sports & Recreation

What's Athletico Mince about?

Bob Mortimer and Andy Dawson's podcast - brass hands, blue drink and more. It's not really about football, d'you know what I mean?

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Ep. 84 - Private Dining Areas

06.17.2019

All-new Crime Files, a trip to Slaughters, a pet quiz, an old friend returns, and lots lots more…

Athletico Mince episodes:

06.17.2019 Ep. 84 - Private Dining Areas All-new Crime Files, a trip to Slaughters, a pet quiz, an old friend returns, and lots lots more…
05.31.2019 Ep. 83 - Hats Off To Marvin Pipkin! Bob’s ray gun repair update, a trip to Slaughter’s, visits from Roy and Mick, a song from Steve, and the introduction of ‘Crime Files’…
05.13.2019 Ep. 82 - Night Blight Jordan Henderson’s home explored, Jez in the gym, Peter has a good stare, the White Harts’ half time team-talk and the British Managers Lunch Club's end-of-season awards….
04.29.2019 Ep. 81 - Return To The Laughter Emporium Ian Holloway confronts Steve, Roy reveals his other obsession, there’s an electrical retail quiz, some train poetry and we explore Sean Dyche’s home.
04.19.2019 Ep. 80 - Mrs Beardsley’s Sister Peter takes his wife out, Bananarama do egg-rolling, Roy takes on Susanna Reid, Bob visits Slaughter’s and we get an update from Barry…
04.11.2019 Club Parsnips! We've launched a new, enhanced subscription service with lots of bonus stuff and it's called Club Parsnips. Sign up at https://www.patreon.com/athleticomince or find out more at https://athleticomince.com/parsnips/ Get involved - you won't regret it!
04.05.2019 Ep. 79 - Another Destroy And Exit Steve says goodbye to QPR, Bob does another stupid quiz, Paul Scholes buys a house and we meet England’s Senior Six…
03.22.2019 Ep. 78 - Princess The Mouse An all-inclusive holiday probe, another visit to Slaughter’s and the story of how Peter and his wife first met…
03.08.2019 Ep. 77 - Doctor YouNeedSomeSeeds We meet the Slaughter restaurant chef, Bob goes to Majorca, there’s updates from Roy and Peter and an old friend returns…
02.25.2019 Ep. 76 - Anti-Tremor Honk Bob brings his honker along, Adrian takes a friend to the Slaughterhouse, Barry signs up to Linkedin, there’s a Scottish tale and visit from Roy…
02.01.2019 Ep. 75 - Living With A Bananarama Mark visits Peter, Roy sends in a stick, Adrian goes to a meat festival, and there's visits from Barry and the Guru...
01.11.2019 Ep. 74 - Adrian Lewis Meat Feast Another one-off quiz from Bob, bath levels, Jordan Henderson returns with a song, Roy pops in, and there's more from the White Harts, Dom and Joe Swash...
01.03.2019 Ep. 73 - Bob's Ray Gun Buttresses, bikes, Beardsley, visits from Roy and Mick, and Bob's favourite Christmas present...
12.21.2018 Ep. 72 - Christmas Mince Merry Christmas from Bob and Andy… and also Beardsley, Corbyn, Homeowner, Hodgson, Littlewood, British Gas and everyone else!
12.07.2018 Ep. 71 - Otter Otter Otter Otter! The British Managers' Lunch Club Christmas meeting, more Warhammer chat from Roy, a message from Harry Kane, plus The Guru and a Beardsley update...
11.23.2018 Ep. 70 - Warhammer Roy Hodgson pops in for a chat, there’s a fish quiz, updates from Beardsley, the guru and Homeowner, a Scottish song and lots more…
11.09.2018 Reheated Mince Vol. 5 Some nice stuff from the middle of 2017. The White Harts go on holiday, there’s some number awareness, the Barry/Landlord split, a bit of Vince, a bit of Morrissey, South Africa and a poignant duet…
10.26.2018 Reheated Mince Vol. 4 As Bob recovers from a mild riverbank pratfall, here's yet another selection of some of our favourite bits from the past. D'yer remember, etc etc etc...
10.11.2018 Reheated Mince Vol. 3 Bob’s still off fishing so here’s some nice bits from episodes 26-35… including Lawro, McClaren, Secret Soccer Superstar, the Alderman, a Scottish tale and more...
10.02.2018 Reheated Mince Vol. 2 Some nice bits from episodes 16-25, including Steve's mercy dash with Casper, Mark's short-lived pest control career, and an encounter with Corbyn that ends in heartache for Bob...
09.21.2018 Reheated Mince Vol. 1 While Bob’s away fishing, we thought we’d put out a compilation of some of our favourite bits from the earliest episodes of the podcast. This one includes jambon, Susanna Hoffs, the reverse toiletand a brief mention of a now-much-loved character…
09.07.2018 Ep. 69 - Six More Fish Jordan Henderson gives us a song, the guru drops in again, we enjoy a bread quiz and Peter Beardsley meets Nick Knowles.
08.24.2018 Ep. 68 - Fun and Laughter Steve McClaren’s QPR destroy and exit takes shape, Debbie Ali’s new eye thing is explained, a guru drops in, there’s a Barry Homeowner update and some more Fake or Legit…
08.10.2018 Ep. 67 - Garden Centre Special Due to overwhelming demand, it's the GARDEN CENTRE SPECIAL, with horticultural retail input from Mince regulars – and Bob bravely recalls a chilling encounter in Homebase…
08.03.2018 Ep. 66 - Catering Bacon It’s a welcome return for the landlord AND Barry Homeowner, Mick McCarthy brings his dog in, we find out what’s inside the drawer, Andy tries to find out more about the showbiz centre while Bob teaches him some Beardsley…
07.20.2018 Ep. 65 - Like A Chicken Wing Including a revolutionary, world-changing pan-based business idea, Corbyn raining on Andy’s multi-wash and Peter Beardsley, the Alderman and a psychotic South African chef all convening at the same function.
07.13.2018 Ep. 64 - Briefcase Droppings Bob's vacuuming heartache, a look back at happier times for the England squad, Mark Lawrenson reports from Russia, and we hear from Peter Beardsley and Dominic Littlewood as well as some other stuff and that.
06.21.2018 Ep. 63 - Nut Quiz Mark Lawrenson reports from Russia, Peter Beardsley provides a life update, there's drama from the England World Cup camp and Andy sings about artisan bread. Oh, and there's a nut quiz, obviously.
06.11.2018 Ep. 62 - Specific Beef Ruminations on carvery portions and hair transplants, some observational comedy from Mick McCarthy, more revelations from England's World Cup camp and a return to management for Steve McClaren...
06.01.2018 Ep. 61 - No Jukebox! Some insight into the pumice stone, an update from Peter Beardsley, a report from England's training camp, more Fake Or Legit, what happens when you touch an electric bear, and loads more...
05.11.2018 Ep. 60 - I Don't Want A Cot A Manchester gang showdown, some hot pudding chat, Andy's encounter with a bearded man at a petrol station, and Mick McCarthy joins us with a song...
05.04.2018 Ep. 59 - The History of Whistles Whistles, Steve Wright’s boot, Beardsley, eggs, BT, TV chat and Adam Lilliana visits South Africa.
04.20.2018 Ep. 58 - Honk the Conch Mick McCarthy joins us again, Bob gets beaten up off a child in Leeds, Barry Homeowner pops in, there’s an update from Peter Beardsley, some pie availability chat and Dom Littlewood is back with an expanded Who’s The Prick…
04.13.2018 Ep. 57 - Ping Ping! We meet Mick McCarthy, receive a new message from Peter Beardsley, wonder about Squeeze and their junction, hear from Harry Kane, endure Andy's catchphrase comedy, return to the world of Mark Lawrenson and enjoy another song about Sunderland... as well ...
03.29.2018 Ep. 56 - World King Fighter An update from Peter, an interview with Barry, another trip to South Africa, a couple of songs, Acker Bilk's hat, an international EPL trip and some other stuff...
03.21.2018 Ep. 55 - Mouse on the Bonnet Another trip to the British Manager's Club, a Sunderland Tourist Board anthem, Dom Littlewood's highly acclaimed 'Who's The Prick?' game, Acker Bilk, a two-stroke ambulance, Peter Beardsley, a Scottish tale and more of the usual stuff.
02.19.2018 Ep. 54 - Crunch Crunch Ooops German shampoo, vending machines, Harry Kane goes up against the Klopp Tops, Dom Littlewood hosts a brand new quiz, an update from Peter Beardsley and loads more...
01.25.2018 Ep. 53 - Long Legs, Short Bodies A big meeting of the Gangs of the EPL, more Fake or Legit, Peter Beardsley reacts to recent events and loads more...
12.22.2017 Ep. 52 - Three Foot Christmas Tree We've got car-scrapping chat, a look in on the British Managers Club, Lenny Biscuits visits Argos, Barry Homeowner sings his CV and there's an update from Peter Beardsley…
12.01.2017 Ep. 51 - Black Pudding To The Rescue Loads of stuff in this comeback episode - EPL, Fake or Legit, South Africa, Alderman, Lenny Biscuits and more, more, more...
09.25.2017 Ep. 50 - The Guy Rowland Salvage Job This episode was almost destroyed by microphone-knack during its recording and only exists thanks to the painstaking sound restoration work of Guy Rowland. If you encounter him in real life, give him a little kiss from us. Or thank him ...
08.25.2017 Ep. 49 - Rafa and the Spherical Lump The White Harts head to the Toon, Barry Homeowner sings for us, Bob has another frustrating cinema visit and some other stuff happens.
08.11.2017 Ep. 48 - Milk's Off! An upsetting cinema visit, a kidnap, the kiss of life, some chocolate bar bother, the return of Vince Parsnips and much more...
07.29.2017 Ep. 47 - Lawrissey's Ironmongers Lawro and Morrissey team up with a new business, the Liverpool gang share some grooming tips, the Secret Soccer Superstar returns and Bob spies on Pierce Morgan again...
07.14.2017 Ep. 46 - Democracy In A Capsule More EPL holiday fun, Pierce Morgan meets Alan Brazil on a train, Bob has another crack at the South African tale, and we end with a beautiful duet...
07.01.2017 Ep. 45 - Yes Please! We're BACK with a bumper hour-long episode - and there's more stuff in it than we could possibly list here. Enjoy...
05.12.2017 Ep. 44 - Dinner With Morrissey Bob talks about dining with superstars, there's a Man United gang update, Barry Homeowner calls round, and Andy tries to get Bob to invest in a chesty health product.
05.05.2017 Ep. 43 - New Potato Season Updates from Steve and Casper, the Boro gang, Barry Homeowner and much, much more...
04.28.2017 Ep. 42 – Ding Dong, Landlord Here Fresh tales of the Alderman and the Man United gang, a flurry of songs, and more from Barry Homeowner.
02.24.2017 Ep. 41 - Meet Barry Homeowner A new episode of Vince Parsnips' observational sitcom, another trip to South Africa, some TV show ideas, and a marital crisis for Lawro.

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Athletico Mince

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Athletico Mince episodes:

Ep. 84 - Private Dining Areas

Ep. 83 - Hats Off To Marvin Pipkin!

Ep. 82 - Night Blight

Ep. 81 - Return To The Laughter Emporium

Ep. 80 - Mrs Beardsley’s Sister

Club Parsnips!

Ep. 79 - Another Destroy And Exit

Ep. 78 - Princess The Mouse

Ep. 77 - Doctor YouNeedSomeSeeds

Ep. 76 - Anti-Tremor Honk

Ep. 75 - Living With A Bananarama

Ep. 74 - Adrian Lewis Meat Feast

Ep. 73 - Bob's Ray Gun

Ep. 72 - Christmas Mince

Ep. 71 - Otter Otter Otter Otter!

Ep. 70 - Warhammer

Reheated Mince Vol. 5

Reheated Mince Vol. 4

Reheated Mince Vol. 3

Reheated Mince Vol. 2

Reheated Mince Vol. 1

Ep. 69 - Six More Fish

Ep. 68 - Fun and Laughter

Ep. 67 - Garden Centre Special

Ep. 66 - Catering Bacon

Ep. 65 - Like A Chicken Wing

Ep. 64 - Briefcase Droppings

Ep. 63 - Nut Quiz

Ep. 62 - Specific Beef

Ep. 61 - No Jukebox!

Ep. 60 - I Don't Want A Cot

Ep. 59 - The History of Whistles

Ep. 58 - Honk the Conch

Ep. 57 - Ping Ping!

Ep. 56 - World King Fighter

Ep. 55 - Mouse on the Bonnet

Ep. 54 - Crunch Crunch Ooops

Ep. 53 - Long Legs, Short Bodies

Ep. 52 - Three Foot Christmas Tree

Ep. 51 - Black Pudding To The Rescue

Ep. 50 - The Guy Rowland Salvage Job

Ep. 49 - Rafa and the Spherical Lump

Ep. 48 - Milk's Off!

Ep. 47 - Lawrissey's Ironmongers

Ep. 46 - Democracy In A Capsule

Ep. 45 - Yes Please!

Ep. 44 - Dinner With Morrissey

Ep. 43 - New Potato Season

Ep. 42 – Ding Dong, Landlord Here

Ep. 41 - Meet Barry Homeowner

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