Athletico Mince

By Bob Mortimer & Andy Dawson

Comedy Sports & Recreation

What's Athletico Mince about?

Bob Mortimer and Andy Dawson's podcast - brass hands, blue drink and more. It's not really about football, d'you know what I mean?
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Boiled Parsnips 27: Dyche’s...

01.31.2023

Bob plays his cards right, topical comedy, a new Geordie Heat boss, Adrian joins in the ASMR, Martin visits Steve, and a snooker visit. (Rec: 30/4/22) Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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01.31.2023 Boiled Parsnips 27: Dyche’s Farewell Bob plays his cards right, topical comedy, a new Geordie Heat boss, Adrian joins in the ASMR, Martin visits Steve, and a snooker visit. (Rec: 30/4/22) Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
01.24.2023 The Observational Comedy Collection Vol. 1 Some high quality observing and remembering from episodes 15-31. (Rec: 31/8/21) Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
01.24.2023 The Martin Collection Vol. 1 Here’s a compilation of appearances by M-M-M-M-M-Martin from Homes Under The Hammer, from episodes 81 to 94. (Rec: 24/6/21) Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
12.30.2022 Boiled Parsnips 26: Flat Hand! A tale from the island, Eddie visits Peter, the Secret Soccer Superstar returns, waiter ASMR, and Martin calls on Mr Sting. (Rec: 31/3/22) Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
12.01.2022 Boiled Parsnips 25: Over To Stockley Park Mark Hughes updates the BMLC, a farming quiz, Lawro in Venezuela, Howe visits Hunt, and Dom’s fog egg. (Rec: 28/2/22) Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
10.28.2022 Boiled Parsnips 24: Chance In A Million A tip upgrade, Geordie Heat, Martin’s new sidekick, waiter ASMR, and some unidents. (Rec: 28/1/22) Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
09.23.2022 Boiled Parsnips 23: Booster Boy A Hot Derek manager interception, festive Omsk, Martin visits Talksport, a quiz, unidents and more. (Rec: 26/11/21) Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
09.05.2022 Ep 121 - Jackets and Bitcoin Chocolate, country, group names, McCarthy v Pearson, mammals, Geordie Heat, a showbiz centre call, and Talksport. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
08.19.2022 Boiled Parsnips 22: Custard Beats Everything A chucked tin of peaches, Mark visits Peter, watching a fire, socks, East Or West, and lots more. (Rec: 28/10/21) Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
07.29.2022 Boiled Parsnips 21: Sunderland Funeral Buffet A bit that might not have worked, unidents, Dom, Mr Sting’s graffiti, Adrian’s birthday, and pain relief. (Rec: 19/9/21) Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
07.11.2022 The Crime Files Collection Vol. 2 Here's a compilation of some Crime Files stories, from episode 91 to 102. DRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR... Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
06.24.2022 Boiled Parsnips 20: Bob’s Bed Bees A lockdown poem, a Warhammer quiz, a Talksport tape, ‘Cash or Cheque’, a Slaughters/Hunt encounter, and the perfect unident? (Rec: 30/8/21) Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
06.16.2022 Ep. 120 - Cowboy Special Some country music, a vague levy, a new Phil Jones trailer, a card game, Geordie Heat, and more. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
05.27.2022 The McClaren Collection Vol. 3 Here’s more of Steve and Casper’s crazy antics from episode 45 to 83… Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
05.12.2022 Boiled Parsnips 19: Curry Emergency Peter’s rap, Geordie Heat, unidents, Steve and Wade, Dom’s beautiful song, and more. (Rec: 30/7/21) Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
04.12.2022 Boiled Parsnips 18: Egg Poultice Lockdown Gary, England camp spying, a Beardsley update, and Lawro’s shapes. (Rec: 28/6/21) Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
03.29.2022 Unidents 2: Pigeon, Apple, Wiper Some more of your unident submissions assessed and adjudicated. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince.
03.25.2022 The Beardsley Collection Vol. 3 From episodes 75-88. A visit from Mark, how the Beardsley’s met, a visit to Carol’s sister, a trip to hospital, the gas man cometh, and more. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
03.15.2022 Boiled Parsnips 17: Sting’s Missing Vest Lockdown poetry, Ron Craggs’ camper van, Geordie Heat, Roy plans his future, the podcast becomes fully vaxxed, and we rate your unidents. (Rec: 31/5/21) Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
02.18.2022 Ep. 119 - The Lip Of The Skip At The Tip The A19, John Cooper Sunderland, Geordie Heat, Lawro in Venezuela, and Debbie leaves the White Harts. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
02.11.2022 Boiled Parsnips 16: Never Drink Nuts The EPL captains meeting, a waterworks mantra, clown car repair, and your unidents assessed. (Rec: 29/4/21) Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
01.25.2022 Boiled Parsnips 15: Alien Confrontation A Homeowner brag, wingspan, a possible butterfly unident, more Geordie Heat, and Scholes confusion. (Rec: 29/3/21) Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
01.07.2022 The Dyche Collection Vol. 1 A compilation of Sean Dyche’s contributions up to and including episode 97. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
01.01.2022 Ep. 118 - Fancy Bubble Helmets Geordie Heat, Lawro, Eddie visits Steve, Mick and Santa, Dom, and more. An extended version of this episode is available to our Club Parsnips members. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
12.17.2021 Boiled Parsnips 14: Car Door Soup Neil Hunt goes to war with a Christmas market, we get some festive WAVs and mp3s from some popular characters, and Dom returns with a Yuletide game. (Rec: 12/12/19) Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for ...
12.10.2021 Ep. 117 - A Very Wide Choir A Hot Derek, a poem, Slaughters, a gift guide, Scholes, Crime Files, Beatles chat, and more. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
11.18.2021 Boiled Parsnips 13: Casper’s Vaccination Mick’s furnace, dead hand cheese, Roy’s contract plans, bacteria, giant problems, and more. (Rec: 27/2/21) Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
10.29.2021 Boiled Parsnips 12: Hell Prawns Tinned meat, Klopp v Dyche, influencing, a row at the Beardsley’s and more. (Rec: 29/10/21) Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
09.16.2021 Ep. 116 - Woodland Lute Ordeal A turkey stew, Geordie Heat, smoke, Steve and Casper sing, medal woe, and Martin visits the Beardsleys. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
08.31.2021 The South African Collection Vol. 2 A wide range of terrifying South African experiences from episodes 57 to 87. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
08.20.2021 Boiled Parsnips 11: The Mick Peacock Touch A diverted journey, golden hornets, wrestlers, Steve and Casper, the DomPod, and rumours. For the full version of this episode, join Club Parsnips Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
08.14.2021 Ep. 115 - Ron Craggs Fruit Reaction Peter raps again, a smoke game, Harry considers his future, Lawro’s transports, and observation comedy returns. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
07.23.2021 Boiled Parsnips 10: Chest Sausage Peter listens to Talksport, Bob visits Teesside, plus an energy beast, your questions, a quiz and more. (Rec: 31/10/20) Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
07.19.2021 The Alderman Collection Vol. 2 A round-up of Bob’s various encounters with the Alderman and his gang from episode 32 to 51. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
06.25.2021 The Hodgson Collection Vol. 1 A compilation of Roy Hodgson's visits to see us from episode 70 to 85... Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
06.11.2021 Boiled Parsnips 9: Bristle Situation Steve and Casper visit Asda, the White Harts clean their teeth, Lawro is in the bedroom, and we answer some of your questions. (Rec: Sep 2020) Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
06.01.2021 Ep. 114 - Laughter Feels Good An emergency BMLC meeting, Mick at the chippy, Lawro’s pasta, the White Harts convene, a DomPod, and Adrian Lewis rates his takeaway. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
05.10.2021 Boiled Parsnips 8: Box B Lockdown poetry, hairstyles, Slaughters Zoom, Nigel Pearson, Mrs Beardsley’s new beau, and more. (Rec: May 2020) Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
04.30.2021 The McClaren Collection Vol. 2 Here’s the further adventures of Steve and Casper from episode 24 to 43… Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
04.16.2021 Ep. 113 - Background Cat A footballer’s home, a Warhammer quiz, fresh Geordie Heat, more DomPod alien talk, some Peter and lots more. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
03.31.2021 The White Harts Collection Vol.1 A compilation of Bob’s reports on the Spurs gang’s activities from episodes 29 to 49. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
03.23.2021 Ep. 112 - Geordie Heat A new police show, Lawro’s boxes, moths, an audiobook studio experience, a call from Slaughters and a Scottish tale. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
03.11.2021 Boiled Parsnips 7: Seabass The Lion Some lockdown-straddling bits from Parsnips 11 & 12 - Homeowner, Pearson, quizzing, a cinema visit, Neil Hunt and the SAS, and the Slaughters delivery service. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
02.26.2021 Ep. 111 - Brainstormer Lockdown Gary, spying on the Leeds gang, fungalow roof woe, Crime Files, Scholes and Nigel Pearson’s Bristol plans. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
02.22.2021 The Slaughters Collection Vol. 1 A compilation of Bob’s visits to spy on Adrian Lewis at the Slaughters restaurant from episodes 74 - 88. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
02.05.2021 The Crime Files Collection Vol. 1 A compilation of the Crime Files stories, right from the start and up to episode 90. DRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR... Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
01.30.2021 Ep. 110 - Pedro Ken Animal backsides, a zoom with Mick, Rooney visits Hunt, Dyche, Secret Soccer Superstar, Scholes and a bit of BMLC. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
01.15.2021 Boiled Parsnips 6: Latvian Wood Crime Files, dust-related grieving advice, an Alderman flashback, a trip to Slaughters and loads more. (Rec: 28/1/20) Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
01.01.2021 The Corbyn Collection Vol. 1 Here’s a compilation of Andy’s encounters with Jeremy Corbyn up to episode 65... Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
12.28.2020 The Beardsley Joke Collection Vol. 1 Some of Peter's best jokes from his joke book up to and including episode 80. There's only one Peter Beardsley... Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Athletico Mince

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Athletico Mince episodes:

Boiled Parsnips 27: Dyche’s Farewell

The Observational Comedy Collection Vol. 1

The Martin Collection Vol. 1

Boiled Parsnips 26: Flat Hand!

Boiled Parsnips 25: Over To Stockley Park

Boiled Parsnips 24: Chance In A Million

Boiled Parsnips 23: Booster Boy

Ep 121 - Jackets and Bitcoin

Boiled Parsnips 22: Custard Beats Everything

Boiled Parsnips 21: Sunderland Funeral Buffet

The Crime Files Collection Vol. 2

Boiled Parsnips 20: Bob’s Bed Bees

Ep. 120 - Cowboy Special

The McClaren Collection Vol. 3

Boiled Parsnips 19: Curry Emergency

Boiled Parsnips 18: Egg Poultice

Unidents 2: Pigeon, Apple, Wiper

The Beardsley Collection Vol. 3

Boiled Parsnips 17: Sting’s Missing Vest

Ep. 119 - The Lip Of The Skip At The Tip

Boiled Parsnips 16: Never Drink Nuts

Boiled Parsnips 15: Alien Confrontation

The Dyche Collection Vol. 1

Ep. 118 - Fancy Bubble Helmets

Boiled Parsnips 14: Car Door Soup

Ep. 117 - A Very Wide Choir

Boiled Parsnips 13: Casper’s Vaccination

Boiled Parsnips 12: Hell Prawns

Ep. 116 - Woodland Lute Ordeal

The South African Collection Vol. 2

Boiled Parsnips 11: The Mick Peacock Touch

Ep. 115 - Ron Craggs Fruit Reaction

Boiled Parsnips 10: Chest Sausage

The Alderman Collection Vol. 2

The Hodgson Collection Vol. 1

Boiled Parsnips 9: Bristle Situation

Ep. 114 - Laughter Feels Good

Boiled Parsnips 8: Box B

The McClaren Collection Vol. 2

Ep. 113 - Background Cat

The White Harts Collection Vol.1

Ep. 112 - Geordie Heat

Boiled Parsnips 7: Seabass The Lion

Ep. 111 - Brainstormer

The Slaughters Collection Vol. 1

The Crime Files Collection Vol. 1

Ep. 110 - Pedro Ken

Boiled Parsnips 6: Latvian Wood

The Corbyn Collection Vol. 1

The Beardsley Joke Collection Vol. 1