Athletico Mince

By Bob Mortimer & Andy Dawson

Comedy Sports & Recreation

What's Athletico Mince about?

Bob Mortimer and Andy Dawson's podcast - brass hands, blue drink and more. It's not really about football, d'you know what I mean?
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The Beardsley Collection Vo...

08.29.2023

From episodes 91-103, Peter and Carol receive a visitor, we learn about their wedding day, legal issues, a shopping trip and more… (first issued to Club Parsnips members in May 2022) Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See ...

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08.29.2023 The Beardsley Collection Vol. 4 From episodes 91-103, Peter and Carol receive a visitor, we learn about their wedding day, legal issues, a shopping trip and more… (first issued to Club Parsnips members in May 2022) Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See ...
08.14.2023 Boiled Parsnips 33: Norwegian Jumper Hunt A country music remix, a lunch club update, a showbiz centre visit, resin bonded driveways, air frying, gut health, and nonsense pottery. (Rec: 27/10/22) Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
07.31.2023 Boiled Parsnips 32: Goodbye Fun Conifer Categorised items, Peter’s van, anti-woke Lawro, test drives, Geordie Heat, telly pitches, and more. (26/9/22) Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
07.25.2023 The Talksport Collection Vol. 1 A compilation of tapes, mp3s and WAVs acquired by Bob between August 2019 and August 2021. (Rec: 21/3/22) Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
06.23.2023 Boiled Parsnips 31: Buttered Crackers A stamping duck, a scary camping trip, Geordie Heat, a Littlepod, a listen to Talksport, and much more. (Rec: 30/8/22) Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
06.09.2023 The Geordie Heat Collection Vol. 1 A compilation of episodes featuring crime on the Tyne… (first released to Club Parsnips members in Feb 2022) Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
05.28.2023 The Hodgson Collection Vol. 2 To celebrate his return to management, here’s a round-up of Roy’s appearances from Mince 86 all the way to Parsnips 19. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
05.18.2023 Boiled Parsnips 30: Amanda Baby Fresh blood for Geordie Heat, pre-season Lawro, a distance quiz, hot Scholes, Steve and Casper at home, and a Milky call. (Rec: 20/7/22) Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
05.01.2023 Ep. 123 - Gateshead Revolution An emotional hotel, machine talk, Mr Sting’s Alexa problem, treadmill friction, Cliff’s croissants, and some Littlepodding. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
04.28.2023 The Homeowner Collection Vol. 2 Here’s the best of Barry Homeowner from episodes 42 to 68… ciao bella! Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
04.04.2023 Ep 122 - New Ray Gun Plasterboard fixings, Crime Files, Roy returns, Martin visits a mouse, a showbiz centre call, the shipping forecast, and a Scottish Tale. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
03.31.2023 Boiled Parsnips 29: Make Time For Lemon Curd Country music, run flat tyres, Lord Bamford, Lawro at Wimbledon, the BMLC, and Martin visits Roy. (Rec: 28/6/22) Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
03.08.2023 Boiled Parsnips 28: Great Big Super Onions A country song, some nonsense pottery, a call to the showbiz centre, Lawro commentates, and Mr Sting visits the Beardsleys. (Rec: 31/5/22) Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
02.15.2023 The White Harts Collection Vol. 2 A compilation of Bob’s reports on the Spurs gang’s activities from episodes 50 to 64. (Rel: 19/10/21) Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
01.31.2023 Boiled Parsnips 27: Dyche’s Farewell Bob plays his cards right, topical comedy, a new Geordie Heat boss, Adrian joins in the ASMR, Martin visits Steve, and a snooker visit. (Rec: 30/4/22) Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
01.24.2023 The Observational Comedy Collection Vol. 1 Some high quality observing and remembering from episodes 15-31. (Rec: 31/8/21) Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
01.24.2023 The Martin Collection Vol. 1 Here’s a compilation of appearances by M-M-M-M-M-Martin from Homes Under The Hammer, from episodes 81 to 94. (Rec: 24/6/21) Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
12.30.2022 Boiled Parsnips 26: Flat Hand! A tale from the island, Eddie visits Peter, the Secret Soccer Superstar returns, waiter ASMR, and Martin calls on Mr Sting. (Rec: 31/3/22) Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
12.01.2022 Boiled Parsnips 25: Over To Stockley Park Mark Hughes updates the BMLC, a farming quiz, Lawro in Venezuela, Howe visits Hunt, and Dom’s fog egg. (Rec: 28/2/22) Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
10.28.2022 Boiled Parsnips 24: Chance In A Million A tip upgrade, Geordie Heat, Martin’s new sidekick, waiter ASMR, and some unidents. (Rec: 28/1/22) Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
09.23.2022 Boiled Parsnips 23: Booster Boy A Hot Derek manager interception, festive Omsk, Martin visits Talksport, a quiz, unidents and more. (Rec: 26/11/21) Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
09.05.2022 Ep 121 - Jackets and Bitcoin Chocolate, country, group names, McCarthy v Pearson, mammals, Geordie Heat, a showbiz centre call, and Talksport. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
08.19.2022 Boiled Parsnips 22: Custard Beats Everything A chucked tin of peaches, Mark visits Peter, watching a fire, socks, East Or West, and lots more. (Rec: 28/10/21) Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
07.29.2022 Boiled Parsnips 21: Sunderland Funeral Buffet A bit that might not have worked, unidents, Dom, Mr Sting’s graffiti, Adrian’s birthday, and pain relief. (Rec: 19/9/21) Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
07.11.2022 The Crime Files Collection Vol. 2 Here's a compilation of some Crime Files stories, from episode 91 to 102. DRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR... Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
06.24.2022 Boiled Parsnips 20: Bob’s Bed Bees A lockdown poem, a Warhammer quiz, a Talksport tape, ‘Cash or Cheque’, a Slaughters/Hunt encounter, and the perfect unident? (Rec: 30/8/21) Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
06.16.2022 Ep. 120 - Cowboy Special Some country music, a vague levy, a new Phil Jones trailer, a card game, Geordie Heat, and more. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
05.27.2022 The McClaren Collection Vol. 3 Here’s more of Steve and Casper’s crazy antics from episode 45 to 83… Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
05.12.2022 Boiled Parsnips 19: Curry Emergency Peter’s rap, Geordie Heat, unidents, Steve and Wade, Dom’s beautiful song, and more. (Rec: 30/7/21) Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
04.12.2022 Boiled Parsnips 18: Egg Poultice Lockdown Gary, England camp spying, a Beardsley update, and Lawro’s shapes. (Rec: 28/6/21) Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
03.29.2022 Unidents 2: Pigeon, Apple, Wiper Some more of your unident submissions assessed and adjudicated. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince.
03.25.2022 The Beardsley Collection Vol. 3 From episodes 75-88. A visit from Mark, how the Beardsley’s met, a visit to Carol’s sister, a trip to hospital, the gas man cometh, and more. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
03.15.2022 Boiled Parsnips 17: Sting’s Missing Vest Lockdown poetry, Ron Craggs’ camper van, Geordie Heat, Roy plans his future, the podcast becomes fully vaxxed, and we rate your unidents. (Rec: 31/5/21) Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
02.18.2022 Ep. 119 - The Lip Of The Skip At The Tip The A19, John Cooper Sunderland, Geordie Heat, Lawro in Venezuela, and Debbie leaves the White Harts. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
02.11.2022 Boiled Parsnips 16: Never Drink Nuts The EPL captains meeting, a waterworks mantra, clown car repair, and your unidents assessed. (Rec: 29/4/21) Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
01.25.2022 Boiled Parsnips 15: Alien Confrontation A Homeowner brag, wingspan, a possible butterfly unident, more Geordie Heat, and Scholes confusion. (Rec: 29/3/21) Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
01.07.2022 The Dyche Collection Vol. 1 A compilation of Sean Dyche’s contributions up to and including episode 97. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
01.01.2022 Ep. 118 - Fancy Bubble Helmets Geordie Heat, Lawro, Eddie visits Steve, Mick and Santa, Dom, and more. An extended version of this episode is available to our Club Parsnips members. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
12.17.2021 Boiled Parsnips 14: Car Door Soup Neil Hunt goes to war with a Christmas market, we get some festive WAVs and mp3s from some popular characters, and Dom returns with a Yuletide game. (Rec: 12/12/19) Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for ...
12.10.2021 Ep. 117 - A Very Wide Choir A Hot Derek, a poem, Slaughters, a gift guide, Scholes, Crime Files, Beatles chat, and more. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
11.18.2021 Boiled Parsnips 13: Casper’s Vaccination Mick’s furnace, dead hand cheese, Roy’s contract plans, bacteria, giant problems, and more. (Rec: 27/2/21) Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
10.29.2021 Boiled Parsnips 12: Hell Prawns Tinned meat, Klopp v Dyche, influencing, a row at the Beardsley’s and more. (Rec: 29/10/21) Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
09.16.2021 Ep. 116 - Woodland Lute Ordeal A turkey stew, Geordie Heat, smoke, Steve and Casper sing, medal woe, and Martin visits the Beardsleys. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
08.31.2021 The South African Collection Vol. 2 A wide range of terrifying South African experiences from episodes 57 to 87. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
08.20.2021 Boiled Parsnips 11: The Mick Peacock Touch A diverted journey, golden hornets, wrestlers, Steve and Casper, the DomPod, and rumours. For the full version of this episode, join Club Parsnips Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
08.14.2021 Ep. 115 - Ron Craggs Fruit Reaction Peter raps again, a smoke game, Harry considers his future, Lawro’s transports, and observation comedy returns. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
07.23.2021 Boiled Parsnips 10: Chest Sausage Peter listens to Talksport, Bob visits Teesside, plus an energy beast, your questions, a quiz and more. (Rec: 31/10/20) Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
07.19.2021 The Alderman Collection Vol. 2 A round-up of Bob’s various encounters with the Alderman and his gang from episode 32 to 51. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
06.25.2021 The Hodgson Collection Vol. 1 A compilation of Roy Hodgson's visits to see us from episode 70 to 85... Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
06.11.2021 Boiled Parsnips 9: Bristle Situation Steve and Casper visit Asda, the White Harts clean their teeth, Lawro is in the bedroom, and we answer some of your questions. (Rec: Sep 2020) Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Athletico Mince episodes:

The Beardsley Collection Vol. 4

Boiled Parsnips 33: Norwegian Jumper Hunt

Boiled Parsnips 32: Goodbye Fun Conifer

The Talksport Collection Vol. 1

Boiled Parsnips 31: Buttered Crackers

The Geordie Heat Collection Vol. 1

The Hodgson Collection Vol. 2

Boiled Parsnips 30: Amanda Baby

Ep. 123 - Gateshead Revolution

The Homeowner Collection Vol. 2

Ep 122 - New Ray Gun

Boiled Parsnips 29: Make Time For Lemon Curd

Boiled Parsnips 28: Great Big Super Onions

The White Harts Collection Vol. 2

Boiled Parsnips 27: Dyche’s Farewell

The Observational Comedy Collection Vol. 1

The Martin Collection Vol. 1

Boiled Parsnips 26: Flat Hand!

Boiled Parsnips 25: Over To Stockley Park

Boiled Parsnips 24: Chance In A Million

Boiled Parsnips 23: Booster Boy

Ep 121 - Jackets and Bitcoin

Boiled Parsnips 22: Custard Beats Everything

Boiled Parsnips 21: Sunderland Funeral Buffet

The Crime Files Collection Vol. 2

Boiled Parsnips 20: Bob’s Bed Bees

Ep. 120 - Cowboy Special

The McClaren Collection Vol. 3

Boiled Parsnips 19: Curry Emergency

Boiled Parsnips 18: Egg Poultice

Unidents 2: Pigeon, Apple, Wiper

The Beardsley Collection Vol. 3

Boiled Parsnips 17: Sting’s Missing Vest

Ep. 119 - The Lip Of The Skip At The Tip

Boiled Parsnips 16: Never Drink Nuts

Boiled Parsnips 15: Alien Confrontation

The Dyche Collection Vol. 1

Ep. 118 - Fancy Bubble Helmets

Boiled Parsnips 14: Car Door Soup

Ep. 117 - A Very Wide Choir

Boiled Parsnips 13: Casper’s Vaccination

Boiled Parsnips 12: Hell Prawns

Ep. 116 - Woodland Lute Ordeal

The South African Collection Vol. 2

Boiled Parsnips 11: The Mick Peacock Touch

Ep. 115 - Ron Craggs Fruit Reaction

Boiled Parsnips 10: Chest Sausage

The Alderman Collection Vol. 2

The Hodgson Collection Vol. 1

Boiled Parsnips 9: Bristle Situation