Athletico Mince

By Bob Mortimer & Andy Dawson

Comedy Sports & Recreation

What's Athletico Mince about?

Bob Mortimer and Andy Dawson's podcast - brass hands, blue drink and more. It's not really about football, d'you know what I mean?

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Boiled Parsnips 6: Latvian ...

01.15.2021

Crime Files, dust-related grieving advice, an Alderman flashback, a trip to Slaughters and loads more. (Rec: 28/1/20) Join Club Parsnips at https://www.patreon.com/athleticomince See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Athletico Mince episodes:

01.15.2021 Boiled Parsnips 6: Latvian Wood Crime Files, dust-related grieving advice, an Alderman flashback, a trip to Slaughters and loads more. (Rec: 28/1/20) Join Club Parsnips at https://www.patreon.com/athleticomince See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
01.01.2021 The Corbyn Collection Vol. 1 Here’s a compilation of Andy’s encounters with Jeremy Corbyn up to episode 65... See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
12.28.2020 The Beardsley Joke Collection Vol. 1 Some of Peter's best jokes from his joke book up to and including episode 80. There's only one Peter Beardsley... See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
12.24.2020 Ep. 109 - Fritter Killer Beardsley, a gift quiz, Lunch Club, Lawro, Bamford, Slaughters Christmas dinner and more... See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
12.02.2020 Boiled Parsnips 5: Coat Bloke A wav from Barry, Liam Gallagher visits Neil Hunt, Klopp raps again, Lawro's in the kitchen, and Ron Craggs is probed. (Rec: Nov 2019) Join Club Parsnips: https://www.patreon.com/athleticomince See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
10.29.2020 The Beardsley Collection Vol. 2 A compilation of Peter Beardsley submissions from episodes 64 to 73. Including guest appearances from the Alderman and Nick Knowles. Dog dirt. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
10.21.2020 Boiled Parsnips 4: Hunt vs Hodgson Some bits from Athletico Parsnips episodes 6 and 7. Crime Files, Martin visits Peter, Lawro lists roads, Owen goes to Talksport, a Scottish tale and more. (Rec Sep/Oct 2019) See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
10.08.2020 The McClaren Collection Vol. 1 Here's the origin story of Steve, Casper and the Fat Lass, from his first Mince mention up to the kitchen drama of episode 23... See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
10.01.2020 Ep. 108 - Potatoes Are Life A new Sunderland song, Bielsa pays a visit, Dom Littlewood launches a podcast, plus Dyche, Scholes, and dance crazes. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
09.24.2020 Ep. 107 - Eyebrow Situation Thick drink, coach trips, White Harts and confectionery, Crime Files, Beardsley, and Andy sings again. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
08.27.2020 Boiled Parsnips 3: Cider Monkeys Best bits of the fifth Athletico Parsnips… Crime Files visits Leeds, Martin visits a new home, we call into Slaughters, and answer some Parsnippers’ questions. (Recorded 19/08/2019) See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
05.19.2020 Ep. 106 - Ape in a Cage Poetry, baseball mice, fights, mouth abrasion, EPL, lockdown Roy, and Dyche. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
05.14.2020 Ep. 105 - Crying Babybel Lockdown Gary, a pottery TV show, chitty chatty and big talk, Mark has a visitor, and stolen tyres. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
05.07.2020 Boiled Parsnips 2: Leeds Wall Nightmare Some bits from Athletico Parsnips 3 & 4… a message from Peter, visit pop-up Slaughters, Henderson, McClaren, a trip to Talksport, and a rundown from Lawro… See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
05.01.2020 The Scottish Collection Vol. 1 Here's over an hour of Bob's beautiful, tender, and death-filled Scottish tales for you... See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
04.29.2020 Ep. 104 - Infinity Rocket Plastics A new kettle, some poetry and monkey talk, Pearson does Taken, Bob gets chitty chatty, Casper gets musical and Roy reports from his garage. (Thanks to Club Parsnips members for agreeing to let us make this one 'public' early during ...
04.23.2020 Ep. 103 - Night Remorse Isolation poetry, baths, pre-lockdown meat feasting, Peter’s shop visit, Lawro’s online PE session, and lots more. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
04.09.2020 Ep. 102 - Saturday Crisps We hear from our spy in Dubai, there’s a nonsense potter stand-off, Homeowner, Omsk, a quiz and more… See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
04.07.2020 The Alderman Collection Vol. 1 A lip-smacking compilation of Alderman stories from the early years of Athletico Mince. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
03.31.2020 The Homeowner Collection Vol. 1 He’s not Train Guy… or is he? Judge for yourself – here’s the best of Barry Homeowner from episodes 42 to 68… See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
03.29.2020 Boiled Parsnips 1: Loft Dogs Some bits from the first two Athletico Parsnips episodes from last year. Beardsley, big paella, Scottish tale, recycling, Slaughters, Barry and more. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
03.22.2020 Ep. 101 - British Fight A new Phil Jones trailer, an Argos encounter, some threats, a trip to the doctors and legal issues for the Beardsleys. Oh, and two fridges. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
03.15.2020 The South Africa Collection Vol. 1 A compilation of Bob’s South Africa stories from episode 38 to 56… See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
03.15.2020 The Beardsley Collection Vol. 1 A compilation of Peter Beardsley submissions from episodes 50 to 63. Dog dirt. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
02.28.2020 Ep. 100 - Heavy Hanky Steve and his pals go out for a carvery, Jez finds a new job, we report from Leeds, and hear about the Beardsley’s wedding day. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
02.09.2020 Ep.99 - Mind Soothing Unit Penguin news, a unident, Crime Files, a Scottish tale, Martin visits Klopp, and the mangos return... See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
12.31.2019 Ep. 98 - A Song Collection Vol. 1 Fun Bus; Nut Job; Get Up On The Moon; Up Into The Business Sky; Slender People; Sex Robots; Dyche Motivation WAV; Come To Sunderland; Keeping Fit; Steve Picks The Team; Klopp Hop; Two Large Mangos; Mick's Song; Mid-Head Oxbow; Fake ...
12.24.2019 Ep. 97 - Christmas Mince Part 2 Adrian samples the Slaughters Christmas menu, Neil Hunt fends off two more customers, there’s WAVs from Dyche, Lawrenson and Omsk, Santa pops in, and we hear a festive Scottish tale. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
12.23.2019 Ep. 96 - Christmas Mince Part 1 Christmas with the Beardsleys, a message from Barry, some relaxing sound therapy, Bob’s yuletide Sunderland song and more... See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
11.25.2019 Ep. 95 - Chicken Leg, Chicken Wing Fresh news from the Gangs of the EPL, a Managers Lunch Club meeting, the Guru gets festive, Andy gets booted into his own car, and we receive two brand new WAVs See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
11.08.2019 Ep. 94 - The 100 Phil Jones unveils his Nutflix trailer, Martin Roberts drops in on a celebrity, Vince Parsnips returns and The Beardsleys get a visitor. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
10.25.2019 Ep. 93 - Tuna Candle We acquire a WAV from Jurgen Klopp, Neil Hunt faces another pottery foe, there’s trouble for the White Harts, plus Guru, cheese, poetry, petrol and more. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
10.19.2019 Bonus Episode: The Four Four Two Interview Back in June, we were interviewed by Steve Hill for Four Four Two magazine. Here’s the audio of the interview. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
10.07.2019 Ep. 92 - Just Hooves Steve and Casper visit a nonsense pottery shop, Bob goes to Slaughters, the Guru returns, there’s a quiz, Dyche guests on TalkSport, and more… See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
09.26.2019 Ep. 91 - Longy Special Peter Beardsley returns, Neil Hunt faces a pie-eating adversary, and there’s some singing, some quizzing, and a magical gold card… See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
09.13.2019 Ep. 90 - Stan Watson's Oily Wipes Unidents, Talksport, quizzing, corned beef on Teesside, and Neil Hunt meets the White Harts… See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
08.29.2019 Ep. 89 - The Vampire And The Potter A look back at Deadline Day on Talksport, Roy pops in, Dom Littlewood scours Teesside, Neil Hunt faces an evil darts foe, plus Jordan, Dyche and a new hoover… See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
08.12.2019 Ep. 88 - The Gas Man Cometh A brand new Crime File, a message from Peter, a meat quiz, Lawro’s top ten, an update from Barry, the return of a very nasty character, and lots more. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
08.01.2019 Ep. 87 - Sunderland Smorgasbord Steve and Casper enjoy a day out, Roy pops in, and Martin visits another footballer. Plus ants, buffets, a new Crime File and more… See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
07.19.2019 Ep. 86 - Bras For Men The British Managers’ Lunch Club have another meeting, Andy loses his finger cymbals, Sean Dyche motivates us all further, Roy pleads for cash, and the main men from the EPL are on holiday together… See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out ...
07.01.2019 Ep. 85 - Excellent Humour Peter makes a hospital visit, Mark invites Steve round, we discuss biscuit etiquette, Roy launches a new game, Dyche motivates, and there’s new Crime Files… See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
06.17.2019 Ep. 84 - Private Dining Areas All-new Crime Files, a trip to Slaughters, a pet quiz, an old friend returns, and lots lots more… See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
05.31.2019 Ep. 83 - Hats Off To Marvin Pipkin! Bob’s ray gun repair update, a trip to Slaughter’s, visits from Roy and Mick, a song from Steve, and the introduction of ‘Crime Files’… See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
05.13.2019 Ep. 82 - Night Blight Jordan Henderson’s home explored, Jez in the gym, Peter has a good stare, the White Harts’ half time team-talk and the British Managers Lunch Club's end-of-season awards…. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
04.29.2019 Ep. 81 - Return To The Laughter Emporium Ian Holloway confronts Steve, Roy reveals his other obsession, there’s an electrical retail quiz, some train poetry and we explore Sean Dyche’s home. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
04.19.2019 Ep. 80 - Mrs Beardsley’s Sister Peter takes his wife out, Bananarama do egg-rolling, Roy takes on Susanna Reid, Bob visits Slaughter’s and we get an update from Barry… See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
04.05.2019 Ep. 79 - Another Destroy And Exit Steve says goodbye to QPR, Bob does another stupid quiz, Paul Scholes buys a house and we meet England’s Senior Six… See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
03.22.2019 Ep. 78 - Princess The Mouse An all-inclusive holiday probe, another visit to Slaughter’s and the story of how Peter and his wife first met… See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
03.08.2019 Ep. 77 - Doctor YouNeedSomeSeeds We meet the Slaughter restaurant chef, Bob goes to Majorca, there’s updates from Roy and Peter and an old friend returns… See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
02.25.2019 Ep. 76 - Anti-Tremor Honk Bob brings his honker along, Adrian takes a friend to the Slaughterhouse, Barry signs up to Linkedin, there’s a Scottish tale and visit from Roy… See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

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Athletico Mince episodes:

Boiled Parsnips 6: Latvian Wood

The Corbyn Collection Vol. 1

The Beardsley Joke Collection Vol. 1

Ep. 109 - Fritter Killer

Boiled Parsnips 5: Coat Bloke

The Beardsley Collection Vol. 2

Boiled Parsnips 4: Hunt vs Hodgson

The McClaren Collection Vol. 1

Ep. 108 - Potatoes Are Life

Ep. 107 - Eyebrow Situation

Boiled Parsnips 3: Cider Monkeys

Ep. 106 - Ape in a Cage

Ep. 105 - Crying Babybel

Boiled Parsnips 2: Leeds Wall Nightmare

The Scottish Collection Vol. 1

Ep. 104 - Infinity Rocket Plastics

Ep. 103 - Night Remorse

Ep. 102 - Saturday Crisps

The Alderman Collection Vol. 1

The Homeowner Collection Vol. 1

Boiled Parsnips 1: Loft Dogs

Ep. 101 - British Fight

The South Africa Collection Vol. 1

The Beardsley Collection Vol. 1

Ep. 100 - Heavy Hanky

Ep.99 - Mind Soothing Unit

Ep. 98 - A Song Collection Vol. 1

Ep. 97 - Christmas Mince Part 2

Ep. 96 - Christmas Mince Part 1

Ep. 95 - Chicken Leg, Chicken Wing

Ep. 94 - The 100

Ep. 93 - Tuna Candle

Bonus Episode: The Four Four Two Interview

Ep. 92 - Just Hooves

Ep. 91 - Longy Special

Ep. 90 - Stan Watson's Oily Wipes

Ep. 89 - The Vampire And The Potter

Ep. 88 - The Gas Man Cometh

Ep. 87 - Sunderland Smorgasbord

Ep. 86 - Bras For Men

Ep. 85 - Excellent Humour

Ep. 84 - Private Dining Areas

Ep. 83 - Hats Off To Marvin Pipkin!

Ep. 82 - Night Blight

Ep. 81 - Return To The Laughter Emporium

Ep. 80 - Mrs Beardsley’s Sister

Ep. 79 - Another Destroy And Exit

Ep. 78 - Princess The Mouse

Ep. 77 - Doctor YouNeedSomeSeeds

Ep. 76 - Anti-Tremor Honk

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