Babe Patrol

Where haaaas the season gone? The light has shifted, August slipped away like a moment in time, September's gold is here, and two of the Babes have returned to school. The Babes end the season in absolute style with Steph at Fun-o-Rama, playing games and winning prizes. They all visited The Goldenrod in York, Maine and got banana splits! Ash gossips about the passing of the subject of an important Australian meme. Lauren brings the banana split historical gossip, which is a delightful trip back to the turn of the 20th century. And Steph unlocks yet ANOTHER Friendly's sundae--the Monster. Other notable discussions include: All You Can Top Ice Cream Buffet and our first kiss stories (like OMG gossip!) (Steph's involves the cops) (Lauren's involves a boy named Dorf) (Ash's involves kissing until her mouth went numb). The Final Summer Flick of the season is 2001's High Fidelity, and as such, all three Babes do a Top Five Summer Songs list, and talk about past audiophile boyfriends. We've loved spending this summer with you, busybodies, and we miss you already......but keep your eyes peeled because we MIGHT reappear on your feeds soooooon! We love you! Let us know your top five summer songs by calling or texting the Lips Phone at 207-544-9108, email us at [email protected], follow us on Instagram & TikTok @babepatrolpod, and on Patreon at patreon.com/babepatrolpod. Production by Steph George of Stephania Audio: www.stephaniageorge.com #babepatrolpod #babepatrolpodepisodes #gossip #busybodies #podcast #podcasts #podcastersofinstagram #podcastshow #podcastlife #crush #crushes #redflag #greenflag #ModernDating #kittery #kitterymaine #sobo #southberwick #southberwickmaine #portsmouth #portsmouthnh #succulentchinesemeal #democracymanifest #firstkisses #topfivesummersongs #highfidelity #johncusack #joancusack #audiophile #audiophileboyfriend

Hello! Sorry for being a little late to the party this week, busybodies, but please enjoy this Substitute Teacher Variety Hour!! Lauren was sick and could not record, so Ash was lucky enough to have some last-minute help for this episode. Lindsey joined to talk about some dating horrors, and the lessons that she has learned from the hijinks and struggles of dating on the apps! You've been asking for some bad dating stories, and Linds delivers! This week's Summer Flick is 2001's Wet Hot American Summer, and Guy Capecelatro III swung by to chat about summer camp, masturbati0n, Janeane Garofalo, and Loverboy. And NEXT WEEK, watch 2000's High Fidelity! And to wrap it all up, Taiese & Carson, two former clinic coworkers of Ash's, were the Ice Cream Dates this week, and in absolutely stunning news Taiese worked for YEARS as an ice cream scooper, and we get all the inside industry dirt! Don't worry, although it was fun assembling a scrappy team for this episode, our beloved Lauren will be returning next week!! Please let us know if you had your first kiss at summer camp by calling or texting the Lips Phone at 207-544-9108, email us at [email protected], follow us on Instagram & TikTok @babepatrolpod, and on Patreon at patreon.com/babepatrolpod. Production by Steph George of Stephania Audio: www.stephaniageorge.com #babepatrolpod #babepatrolpodepisodes #gossip #busybodies #podcast #podcasts #podcastersofinstagram #podcastshow #podcastlife #crush #crushes #redflag #greenflag #ModernDating #kittery #kitterymaine #sobo #southberwick #southberwickmaine #portsmouth #portsmouthnh #wethotamericansummer #janeanegarofalo #annabellesicecream #crackerbarrel #bumble #hinge #summercamp

Listen, the Olympics are important for many reasons, but certainly at the top is whether or not Simone Biles is mad at Lauren. The Babes discuss a couple of important Olympics highlights including the French dong that put the *pole* in pole vault. They gossip about appropriate and inappropriate discussion topics the day after you have sex with someone for the first time, and the best headline you may ever read. Other notable discussions include whether they've ever broken up with someone for a petty reason, DMT, and creamy Subarus. The Summer Flick this week is 1966's The Endless Summer, and they talk about the documentary style, the color palette, the casual racism and sexism, and Terrence! And finally, in lieu of an Ice Cream Date this week, we have an Ice Cream Field Report from busybody, Doran, about an ice cream item NOT found on the menu. Please let us know if you've ever broken up with someone over a petty ick by calling or texting the Lips Phone at 207-544-9108, email us at [email protected], follow us on Instagram & TikTok @babepatrolpod, and on Patreon at patreon.com/babepatrolpod.

Production by Steph George of Stephania Audio: www.stephaniageorge.com

What weird thing do you watch on TV when you're staying in a hotel? For Lauren, it's Forensic Files. For Ash, it's Ancient Aliens (obviously). This week, the Babes gossip about a New Hampshire Supreme Court justice who was mysteriously placed on leave recently, and the wild Rhode Island dragonfly swarm of 2024. They chat about a Dover adventure, skee ball [the Amazon story is tragically false!], periods, and radish gumballs. They also discuss Carvel ice cream cakes, and three other ice cream related Lips Phone submissions, including the brick house with the square-ass-head: Henry Rollins. The Summer Flick this week is 1991's What About Bob?, and it's a delight to chat about a New Hampshire-based film, the Bill Murray-to-Richard-Dreyfuss spectrum, and turquoise socks. Don't hassle me, I'm a local!! Next week's flick is The Endless Summer! The Ice Cream Date this week is everyone's bud, Eli Thompson! Big Ben & Jerry's talk in this episode, and easily the grossest ice cream ever! Please let us know where the Carvel was in Portsmouth by calling or texting the Lips Phone at 207-544-9108, email us at [email protected], follow us on Instagram & TikTok @babepatrolpod, and on Patreon at patreon.com/babepatrolpod.

Production by Steph George of Stephania Audio: www.stephaniageorge.com

First off, Happy Birthday Lauren (a week ago, but whatev)!! The Babes crack into it today by chatting about elemental memories, and Ash cries over Lauren's blankie named "Cozy." Please harass Lauren into starting her spinoff, "Lauren's Fire Memories." They gossip about Jake Holmes, God's gift to jingle-writing, and go through a list of things found in the vag. This week the Summer Flick is 1996's Twister! The Babes talk chemistry, Philip Seymour Hoffman, Tori Amos, and flying cows. And finally, please enjoy "Streets of Kittery" by Jim Danger, father of beloved busybody, and Season Two guest, Crystal Paradis-Catanzaro! Here is a link to Jim Danger's Spotify artist page: https://open.spotify.com/artist/3ydXtfgVUSsTojP5dSFq7L?si=454AcxquS3qt2ItTt9sGiw

Please let us know the weirdest thing *you've* put in your vag by calling or texting the Lips Phone at 207-544-9108, email us at [email protected], follow us on Instagram & TikTok @babepatrolpod, and on Patreon at patreon.com/babepatrolpod.

Production by Steph George of Stephania Audio: www.stephaniageorge.com

Let us all weep for the closing of Amazing [dot] net on our favorite road. We will, all of us, miss your weird purple facade and your vaguely threatening clientele. How shall we ever hold the Stoner to Boner 5K, now? In their sadness, the Babes gossip about the Madawaska McDonald's, bobcats, and a busybody's gossip about leaving a job you're deeply connected to. Ash and her bff, Abby, were up in South Yarmouth and hit up an ice cream shack called Toots, housed on a working dairy. GREAT spot. So sorry for the absolute sh!t audio on this field report! The Summer Flick this week is the anti-feminist, sexually-dangerous, surf film Gidget! There are redeeming bits, including the high-waisted white capris, thankfully. This week, they Ice Cream Dated regular contributor, Alison Bell, the first full-on Portsmouth native to the Ice Cream Crew, and she brought an ice cream gossip pertinent to the Olympics! Plus, another vote for Black Raspberry as a fave flave? How did this become Black Raspberry Summer?? Please let us know your fondest memories of Amazing [dot] net by calling or texting the Lips Phone at 207-544-9108, email us at [email protected], follow us on Instagram & TikTok @babepatrolpod, and on Patreon at patreon.com/babepatrolpod.

Production by Steph George of Stephania Audio: www.stephaniageorge.com

One look at YOU and I can't disguise my HUNGRY EYYEEEES. What is your fave track off of the Dirty Dancing soundtrack and why is this the soundtrack of crushes?!? And when will men start wearing high-waisted matador pants?? The Babes contemplate all of this and more this week. Lauren brings us multiple celebrity Maine gossips. And A CORRECTION: Neil Patrick Harris did not serve a cake made to represent Amy Winehouse's dead body; turns out it was a meat platter, and we hate it equally as much, likely more. Ash, meanwhile, obviously gives us the Cannibal Report, and then tells us about a true community gossip staple--the hair salon. PLUS, we give some dating updates, including a live dating website read! AND we plug in a summer fling from previous guest, Jacqueline Scott! This week's Summer Flick is Dirty Dancing, and honestly, they went a leetle wild with this one. It's so formative and sexy! Otis Redding, white Keds, high chemistry, and summer camp? An Ayn Rand villain? Gosh, that flick just doesn't quit. And this week they Ice Cream Dated the amazing Palana Belken & revisit the Conehead sundae while discussing buffet restaurants, dogs who work, and the term "fudging A." Let us know your fave Dirty Dancing track by calling or texting the Lips Phone at 207-544-9108, email us at [email protected], follow us on Instagram & TikTok @babepatrolpod, and on Patreon at patreon.com/babepatrolpod.

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OK! It's finally JAWS week, and we're back on track. This week the Babes gossip about the Wonderful Pistachios company, a local jeweler coincidence, and a microcosm of Maine gossip trails. They taste-test orange vanilla seltzer, discuss the history of Pope Joan, and a bag of unlabeled mix cds makes an appearance at Ash's apartment. For the Summer Flick, Blisskel & Lebert watched 1975's JAWS and discussed Lauren's personal history with this film, the iconic soundtrack, and, critically, who of the three men in the cast they would f*ck, marry, & k!ll. They Ice Cream Dated the delightful Natalie Pavlov & defined the Bulgarian Tuxedo, discussed a seven-year summer fling, and how much sugar is appropriate for desserts in the great U.S. of A. Let us know who you would F/M/K by calling or texting the Lips Phone at 207-544-9108, email us at [email protected], follow us on Instagram & TikTok @babepatrolpod, and on Patreon at patreon.com/babepatrolpod. Production by Steph George of Stephania Audio: www.stephaniageorge.com

What do you suppose happens at Adult's Night at StoryLand? We're hoping one of you lets us know. This week the Babes gossip about a possible scandal involving two wild endangered horses, and at the same time, only the second photo of Billy the Kid in existence shows up as well? Wild coincidence. They discuss gummy candy, an ice cream truck summer fling, and the stupidest squirrel in Kittery.

Also...listen, did the Babes tell you to watch Jaws for this week's episode? Yeah...but what do they know, anyway? They just work here. [Jaws is next week, promise. They srsly cannot keep all these episodes straight.] THIS week's Summer Flick is 1996's Independence Day, and they chat about the emergence of Big Willie Style, Jeff Goldblum & his hot dad Judd Hirsch, and the softness of Bill Pullman. Oh, and Fruitopia. Oh, and Randy Quaid: conspiracy theory king.

The Babes Ice Cream Dated Jacqueline Scott (whomst you may remember from Season Two), defined the Klitterati, got eaten by mosquitoes, and discussed "chunks" in great length.

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Quick correction & the movie to watch for next week!!