When will he leave again?

This week, we dive headfirst into the trash.

Marlon Wayans is too hot for his own good.

It's a Christian film about a plucky coffee shop owner who is trying to save her business and choose between two very different men... wait, don't go!

It's one of the worst love triangles ever put to film: a cowardly guy, an impossibly cool goth chick and... a zombie.

This film. Was made. To torture us.

We watched 2013's Safe Haven with Fergie's ex-husband and blonde lady.

Is it actually even a movie? We're not sure.

We watched 2016's The Perfect Match this time around and it's not only a bad romance, it's one of the worst films we've ever seen. Is it actually even a movie? We're not sure. But what we are sure about is that Donald Faison deserves better.